doink

Game. Set. Season.

If I find out that someone said something disgusting or racist to a player then yes, it affects how I *personally* regard a situation. They’ll still get punished.

Don't talk to players, players don't talk to fans.

The thunder are good

Second time DC's post halftime interview asked for a turnover and immediately got one.

Odd game but good win

It was all because of the second salmon run

Wearing a hoodie that says "built for fall" seems like tempting the fates, double entendre wise

Certainly they won't fall for it a 3rd time!

Go loins

I'd just like to welcome all Giants fans to the Reds fanbase for the week.

ties are funny

@dannyheifetz.bsky.social @dannybkelly.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social my man hasn't heard dire straits - money for nothing...?

go loins

Zombies!

All four of these teams won today btw

go loins

I had heard from reliable sources that Christian Mahogany looked great, but he seemed like absolute ass to my eyes today.

Is that Kirk Cousins' music I hear??

Go loins

5 "picks" for week 1: 1) Lions secondary player sacks Jordan Love 2) Jets +2.5 3) Giants +6.5 4) Hou/LAR u43.5 5) Ari -3.5

I think our best bet to get Jalen Carter to spit on a Lion when they play is Grant Stuard. But how do we get them to interact?

Roll Pride

If anyone's curious, here's what I ended up with

@bddrix.bsky.social hey I know you didn't want to be in a fantasy league with strangers, but I thought you might be down for my "wins league." We draft teams instead of players, and the winner is the person with the highest total points at the end of the season. Here is the scoring:

I have two spots open in my fantasy NFL keeper league if anyone is interested.

How people acted before capitalism, and how they will act afterwards is not an anomaly. This, now, is the anomaly.

What about processed fake meat

@someofmybest.bsky.social are you still a thunder fan or just a steven adams fan?

My first championship. 🔜

I'm going to need someone to assassinate me

lmfao hell yeah

My maternal grandfather didn't fight at Normandy, but he was a WWII vet who was a birthright citizen of Polish and Russian parents.

It's happening again

Rogue One and most of the Mission Impossible movies are bad, sorry

Oh that familiar feeling: I want to die

@bddrix.bsky.social I definitely have at least 2 spots open in my dynasty league if you're interested in taking over for someone.

Kind of want Brad Holmes to be forced into having someone who approves his trades based on normal pick values...

Moving up 3 spots and dropping down 100. Seems like a lot.

draft pick approved

Welp, Thunder won.

someone get Dan Campbell a wider monitor

I hate the Eagles!!!

Are the Eagles going to get Jihaad Campbell? That would make me sad.

Should've known the Rams weren't going to have first round pick. Last year was an anomaly.

Very smart pick by the Commies imo

Ok so Brodric Martin is definitely gone then.

Fontenot being a secret agent of the Saints to destroy the Falcons gaining steam every year.

I have always wanted Jihaad Campbell. Would be so happy if he were the pick here.