My face when people start liking something I wrote with a giantic, preposterous typo or autocorrect error.

Preach, Rosamund. Preach

Thank you, @arbitorian.bsky.social, for asking the tough questions and getting to the bottom of the big issues.

Who designs the models for Necromunda? Whoever you are, I hate you. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to find an unsmashed piggy bank.

Something that bugs me sometimes: The whole 'lightning taking up the souls of great warriors to the training hall of the mighty bearded warrior god and patron of kings' things is extremely Valkyrie-adjacent, yet, the Stormcast have absolutely no Valkyrie coding. What giveth?

Today I heard an ad for St James' Place. a predatory investment manager, on the Slow Newscast poscats from @theobserveruk.bsky.social. I'm really disappointed that Tortoise and The Observer are shilling for such a disreputable outfit.

Am I the only one who feels like the Citadel teams took a few notes from Trench Crusade with the design and paintjobs on the latest Nurgle release?

Today I had a random bout of anxiety to the effect of, 'what if all of my favourite character models go off sale before I have a chance to collect them?' So, I sat with that irrational dread for a bit and anyway, here's a wee peak at my shopping basket.

Games Workshop have an admirable understanding of the psychology of their target demographic (of me).

Help I need someone to convince me not to go back and grab the Blood and Zeal box they still somehow had lying around.

Goddamnit, Games Workshop. *sigh* Ok, who wants to come with me to the Warhammer store?

I am going to resist the urge to go full Jill Bearup on this chestplate and instead take a moment to celebrate how we've come with female characters in Warhammer because she is at once awesome, wearing vaguely usable armour, and paired with an Ultramarine.

Ok who wants to go halfsies with me because I need the Bestest Boys over here? Need.

'Meaningful conversations need to be had as to how Caribbean nations came to be and what they are owed' ✍️ Jamaica didn’t cause the climate crisis – but will pay the highest price, writes Taíno Mendez https://bit.ly/3WyXUdi

One day I will remember to proof-read *before* hitting Post. But,

The Lewis Chessmen, finally on permanent display in the Kingdom of the Scots exhibit at @nationalmuseumsscotland. I've always loved these guys. www.instagram.com/p/DQjxwJ5iCQ...

I have a lovely FLGS in Edinburgh I like to pop into and check out what otherwise unfindable boxset they still, inexplicably, have lying around and I have now walked in twice, loudly declaring 'I sure hope they don't have the Helsmiths of Hashut Army Set' and they never do why is God so cruel 😭

I would just like to nuance this statement somewhat by mentioning that the Kruleboyz are a really fun and original take on orcs and I have ideas about given them a cold, norther wetlands vibe, which would look very cool next to some Ghurish Helsmiths, given the relationship between the factions.

I'm not really an Or(ru)c/k kind of guy but I am, apparently, a nostalgia kind of guy, so I really enjoyed this trip down greenskinned memory lane. Especially these two from my hobby youth.

I want to do a post about my favourite pieces from Spiel Golden Demon but I feel like gushing about how they're all beautiful and I'll never paint anything worthy of their example adds much to the discourse, as it were.

Another grand ol' trip down memory lane with some great Imperial Guard (always in my heart) art from over the years. The most important of which, of course, is this marvelous piece from the White Dwarf article that accompanied my all-time favourite Guard release: the Vostroyan Firstborn.

Woof 😍

It does feel like a missed opportunity that as GW get better at representation and include ever more women across their ranges (yes I know Space Marines not now though ok) they aren't updating the classic ranges in that direction.

Hot Take Incoming: 'ChatGPT Atlas' verges on unsayable.

I find myself seriously considering eReading for the first time so I can continue reading the Horus Heresy and rereading Gaunt's Ghosts (and let's be honest there will be more). Can anyone recommend any devices? #blacklibrary #warhammer

Friendly reminder that listening to @oculusimperia.bsky.social satisfies the CRTC requirements for broadcasting Canadian content.

Wait, the thing with Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau is real?

Absolutely loved revisiting these absolute classics from my early hobby days in 3rd edition: the flavour image next to the rules for the Word Bearers (my favourite legion) and the cover from the Eye of Terror campaign book.

So, when are the Kurnothi getting a full faction release please and thank you.

Swahili has been on my list for years. Really interesting to see Somalia embracing it like this.

Games Workshop, you magnificent bastards. Just have all my money, then. And then leave me alone. I have homebrew lore to write.

Dear Business Trying to Make Me Feed my Child a Soreen Product, Why? Yours in Christ, All decent, right-thinking human beings

GW, please stop making so many things I want.

Who's your favourite Jedi? (Wrong answers only.)

I know this is a petty thing but I physically cannot stand the mainstreaming of the phrase 'bend the knee,' which sounded silly coming out of the mouths of faux-medieval lords with great hair and stupidly big swords but is just insufferable coming from a normal human or, *wretch*, an historian.

It's been two week since @sixdiceskills.bsky.social have us any dedicated Helsmiths of Hashut content and I'm not mad just disappointed.

Something I wonder about sometimes is why Chess.com's Dr Wolf chess coaching app costs £5.79/month but the Chess.com app has a free coach. Because I really like Dr. Wolf but it's hard to justify paying for it when there's a free coach one app over.

A deeply arresting passage in my favourite prayer app, Pray As You Go, this morning: My mother and my brothers are those who hear the word of God and do it. prayasyougo.org/prayer/those...

I've finally gotten around to reading this little piece of Black Library fiction on my newly-beloved Helsmiths of Hashut and it's so much fun you have to read it. www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articl...

Woke, NATO? I, I just, *incoherent groaning sounds*

We're trying to start discourse now over whether Warhammer should be political? Here's a picture of a character named for Margaret Thatcher, followed by a picture of what I think about this absolute nonsense.

If you use those 6 hours for living your normal life you'll probably come out ahead of him on balance.

@annagelderdmp.bsky.social I've been looking to follow the progress of your Cornish Language and Heritage Bill but there doesn't seem to have been any media coverage since you first proposed it. How is it going?

FSMOBFL Squad complete! Azure Raptors Female Space Marines on cyborg Aggradon mounts. Counts-as Outriders squad. #Nerdlings #40K #TheEmperorExpects 1/2

Seanfhacal na Seachdain / Proverb of the Week ⚓ "Am fear a ghleidheas long, gheibh e là ga seòladh." "He who will keep a boat, will get a day for sailing." #gàidhlig #learngaelic #scottishgaelic

Imagine writing this, slapping on a picture of an entire cathedral of people observing the liturgical year, and hitting Publish. 🤦🏽‍♂️

What actual nonsense is this?

This is a hype post. I am hyped about the Helsmiths of Hashut and I want you to be hyped, too.

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