my insta is hyrule_npc for anyone who wants to follow me there too :3

this season of LI has been kind of odd because of the og couples lack of exploring…production hasn’t sent anyone on dates and they haven’t even had to make any truly hard calls on who to send home

30 saves???

:3

been working out since I was 14 and have tried every form of cardio…and can confirm there is simply nothing that will get you snatched as quickly and effectively as running will

hi (say it back or you’re fake)

the girls in the villa are better than me cause i wouldn’t forgive those men for SHIT

sometimes I want to make a gc on here but I honestly wouldn’t want any men in there

I actually think it’s hilarious that if you create a reel blend in an insta groupchat, they tell you exactly who the reel was suggested for

This is America 👇 #USWorldCupTeam ✊

I don’t think I’ll ever get over what a hateful, raging bigot Jk R*wling became…

accurate….the amount of times I’ve seen “how come no one talks about…“ followed by something people do indeed talk about, I know it’s someone who’s like 19

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

I love friendslop games

bday month #promosky !! i'm Aliza 🫶🏻✨ 24 · she/they 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ · 🇻🇳🇵🇭🇨🇦 ᓚᘏᗢ ᢉ𐭩

any man who defends KC is a misogynist and yes, it IS that deep

he’s more photogenic than me

having thick thighs is fun if you just ignore the constant chafing, the discoloration from the rubbing, and the friction inevitably ruining all your pants

megan hyping up aniya made me soooo happy

accepting bestie applications

at 1k followers, 1 lucky follower is getting roundhouse kicked in the face

I love (but deeply fear) the ocean, so am kinda disappointed that I’m finally playing subnautica and am not actually scared at all 😭 still fun af though

hey bluesky

paralives is already leagues better than the sims and I say that as someone who used to play the sims 2 almost everyday after school lmao

my most liked picture being a picture with my thighs is not the least bit surprising to me

i’m still mad hours later thinking about how titi spoke to my princess trinity

who’s up yearning

get titi and kc out of villa NOOOW

Aniya fumbled Carl? shit, send him my way

THE GIRLS BOOING CORBIN WHEN HE WALKED IN WAS SO FUNNY

Corbin definitely fakes his voice, right?? it’s sounds so unnatural

BREAKING: Alligator Alcatraz has officially closed. A lot of outlets won’t report on this, but the Miccosukee Tribe played a key role in the fight.

Carl is one of the finest men on Love Island in a minute

pray for me it’s going to be 111° today…(I don’t even believe in any god, I just really need the moral support)

I got a low heart rate notification on my watch and my coworker was concerned asking “omg are you okay” like yes, girl…I get those multiple times a day, I’ve had a 40 bpm resting heart rate since I was 15 😭

I gym a lot and love lifting but I am nooooot a fan of bodybuilding at all…it‘s just a professional level ed competition

people in Az camping outside for the opening of the first Buc-ee’s here is so funny to me…it’s 105° and you’re camping on some asphalt for some beaver nuggets? is it ever that serious?

wonder what 13 yo me would think seeing me at almost 30, still preferring to stay inside playing video games and watching anime

i should be told i’m beautiful everyday actually

okay I lied and started another 650+ page book but that’s only cause I forgot I had the ebook on hold!

trinity and bryce both crying over each other 😭😭

I’m 90% thigh

According to Sharia Law, within the first year of seizing power from the infidels, you must balance the budget and win an NBA Championship.

and I hate to break it to the console gamers but…the next gen of consoles are absolutely going to be around the same price as this is

I’m surprised other people are surprised by the steam machine‘s price? with the parts it has, it would’ve been impossible for it to be below $1k, especially with the current market

hiiii

they’re bringing in 12 guys for the girls!?? oh, they are sick of the current couples 😭

love island producers are truly evil for this episode