Rest in piss, Chucky

I swear to fucking god Instagram! I see anti-semitism, racism, homophobia, and transphobia DAILY and y’all never take SHIT down. But I told one too many pissy Nazis to go fuck themselves or some shit and they are trying to take my page down?

Time for my monthly midnight cry about the fact that there are homeless dogs

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social please audit the MTA once you’re mayor, k thanks

REST IN PISS HOSS

“What is your favorite Pokémon?” is such a basic question. Tell me who your favorite “little guy” Pokémon is? These are mine:

My four year old nephew got in trouble at pre-k for using markers on things OTHER than paper, toys, classmates, etc. I just couldn’t help but use the opportunity to make a joke…er…. (I swear I actually followed up with helpful thoughts 🤭)

I judge you as a person if you don’t like dad jokes, I dunno what to tell you

The only way to deal with nazis, including 2025. Nazis deserve equal rights….and lefts 👊🏻 Happy birthday to @ginatonic.bsky.social because THAT’S what today is 💅🏻

Have I ever made you laugh? Do you like my stupid concept numbers? Then maybe YOU would like to hear about….my Ko-fi! Like Dolly says, it takes a lot of money to look this cheap- wigs, costumes, craft supplies, it’s 💸 If you want to give once, subscribe monthly, any tip is greatly appreciated 💖

Mel Brooks is saving 2025 for me, truly

I feel like the subway should be free (all the time, let’s be real) but it should be free if you only ride one stop on days when it’s 100 degrees out. Sometimes you just need to go somewhere a stop away but you don’t want to, ya know, die walking there 🥵 @mta.info @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social

Can anyone relate to taking a Lyft home after a rough day, sitting there quietly crying as you tip 25% because you feel bad that you’re crying? It can’t just be me, right? 🥹😂 #latenightthoughts

Heyyyy congrats to the new pope

Who in NYC wants to do an all Roger Smith drag show? Let’s fucking do thisssss

Heyyyyy another TikTok, look at me

It’s a great day to like, comment and follow 🥹

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Gold star gays be like…

Am I supposed to feel imposter syndrome in drag? Everyone else seems so happy?

Heyyy baby ❤️ Fucking love Marshmallow

Ok but why don’t emergency rooms have waiting room time estimates like airports have security estimates? For how much our health insurance doesn’t cover, it’s the least y’all could do

Roadtrip and I’m starting Mayhem AND Pokemon Legends Arceus, will report back about both

Sam Smith, top tier RuPaul’s guest? I’m gonna need more guest judges to pay tribute to the queens by bringing them gifts!

Best JD Vance edit yet I still don’t know if #chrischan was at #magfest or if that was a troll 🤔

I missed my child’s little piggy snorts at night while she was away all weekend at her Uncle JT’s, eating brisket, playing board games sitting on the lap of each uncle in turn for pets. You can tell it was exhausting but she stuck it out all weekend, so brave Oh guncleeeee @ginatonic.bsky.social

Why do we allow Shen Yun to do shows in NYC? Like, we all know they’re a cult, right? We all agree that they are a cult, so…why are we giving them money? @council.nyc.gov? Australia (as a parallel example) doesn’t allow MLMs in their country. They know they’re bad news, they’re not allowed, end of.

Me googling: does…NYC get power….from Cana….ah god damn it

Ahhhh fuck, my childhood RIP

Is that what straight people do for fun? Murder mystery parties?

If last night didn’t prove that we need more rock lip syncs, I dunno what will #dragrace

Ok so I know it’s the Onion but HEAR ME OUT: I want this and I would pay all I own to make it a reality

This is the only hand gesture we need to be making right now…followed by bringing it across the face of a fucking Nazi

Onya Nurva 2025

Welp, there’s no place like home 💅🏻🤭 #rusical #dragrace #clickclickbitch

Come on sweaty, give us nothing! 🤭 #rusical #dragrace

Late watching) Lydia B Kollins is in the background doing Street Fighter movements #rusical #dragrace

I’m loving how annoyed Acacia is, not gonna lie 🤭 #rusical #dragrace

So I already knew who went home, because I exist on the internet, but I’m still SO gagged. Just a wild decision. Whatever, what am I gonna get LESS bookings? 😂 #snatchgame #dragrace #choices

Quinta Brunson’s baby jokes are just my kind of humor, I love her 😍 #snatchgame #dragrace

Lexi fell upstairs this week and I’m here for it #snatchgame #dragrace

Aww poor Jewels. I know what it’s like to be a bad back bitch 🥲 She’s so strong! #snatchgame #dragrace

Like I don’t wear nails, but me looking for the nails on some of these

But of course Suzie killed the runway 😍 #snatchgame #dragrace

Suzieeeeee, the delusion #snatchgame #dragrace