Piece of advice for folks who find themselves becoming public figures for the first time: Stay the FUCK off of Twitter. I think you should stay off it regardless, but if you are still on there once you get some internet fame, GET OFF. It's a cesspool that purely exists for drama.

I would have like five minutes

I'm gonna have the bot and goo plush!! This is real THE CHARACTERS I VOTED FOR ARE COMING TO MY DOORSTEPPPPP

She do be dancing...

Since it's Rosa Parks day, I just want to say that she's fucking awesome

Trans rights Slungus

I see AI slop in anything, I instantly disregard the whole thing. It's like finding a slug in your salad. If you can't write without an LLM, or you can't source art that isn't genAI, you can't be trusted to do anything. Sorry. Absolute deal-breaker.

Fuck Capitalism

uh oh.

please no

Waiting for a dnd group is like waiting for a ticking time bomb to explode and I'm here for it.

Gender and sex are spectrums, we aren't 1s and 0s.

Me: It's my birthday!!! Friend who has saved my life twice: okay

I want to goon to matpat in theatres.

gonna get a burrito for dinner ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳, 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘸𝘦𝘣𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘦. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

The whole world hates you.

Some of my favorite fucked up version of saying I've said recently: Patients are be the volcan (Patience is a virtue) Stop birding around the mush (Beating around the bush) That was a lease to make (Piece of cake)

Can I just say I love these stupid ass gifs of characters getting (icing?) put on them #osc

"mhm... You sure? AHHHHH ok perfect great!"

TW: OPINION 😱 So people who claim that they have urges to end themselves always try to glorify it and it makes me sick now I may not know whats going on in their life but 90% of the time they have little to no clue what it’s actually like to feel this way.

My favorite part about posting on bsky is I get to scream into the void for hours at a time (slightly filled by 2 friends)

Love is natural. Hate is taught. 🤍🏳️‍⚧️🩵🏳️‍⚧️🩷🏳️‍⚧️❤️🏳️‍🌈💛🏳️‍🌈💚🏳️‍🌈💜

If the police did their jobs, everyone would trust them. Ain't no song called Fuck the fire department.

Just found a video that said "If your genitals don't define your gender then how does changing them affirm it?" Bitch if you take the balls off a dog, is it female? THE ANSWER IS NO! People can express themselves in any way they see fit. If it's not harming anybody then there isn't a problem. 🏳️‍🌈❤️🏳️‍⚧️

We need to stop using Viagra. My uncle died of a Viagra overdose and my aunt took it really hard. Please spread this message 🙏🙏🙏

"Stop fucking quoting me" -sun tzu

Homosexuality is found in over 450 species. Homophobia is found in only one. Which one seems unnatural now?

I'm literally crying rn after I heard about what happened to John Crawley "King beard" because he was such a big positive influence in my life. Rest in peace you legend and may heaven have all the cninnimen buns you need ❤️

Trans misogyny is still misogyny and I'm tired of people saying it's not.

The new YouTube UI feels like an undercooked bagel.

You're welcome America!

If an orphan took a selfie, would it be a family photo?

There is attraction to regularity, but there is beauty in difference

I might be probably definitely crazy but wdym and what do you mean feel totally different

(TARGETED AT THE WORLD) I hate being born a guy while considering myself a feminist because so many people take that as "oh you're being fake only to get women" like what? No! that goes against everything I stand for and everything I support. I'm not even fully a guy and people still judge me anyway

If you're going through hell, at least act like you own the place

Your honor, The freak allegations are true.

the pain is real :<

I hate when I tell people I'm attracted to any gender and they're like "Oh so you're just horny for everyone huh?" Like bitch no that's not what that means you pathetic feeble-Minded dumbass. I'm Demiromantic and that means if I have the right connection with a person I might like them, not everyone

It's always "the wise wizard" and "the wicked witch"

Twitter good ending??

Lesbians: "I like girls" Gay men: "I like men" Some guy named Gary: "I fucked the dishwasher."

My mental health is going down so fucking fast.

Cool Slungus Fact! RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I honestly have so much respect for the horny asmr creators. Like they sit there and say good girl for hours? That's fucking impressive to my adhd ass.

People who use the correct pronouns when facing a person and then purposefully misgendering them when they're not around are just as bad if not worse as the rest of the stupid transphobic shits