i recorded an episode of my favorite podcast all valley everything with @digitalash.bsky.social and my friend veronica shirley to talk about valley coffee shops, childhood bottlerocket wars, and my mom's sex doll quilt sites.libsyn.com/487532/valle...

Yemeni food and the cops hate to see me and @riccisergienko.bsky.social coming

Heading out to loot the burned down houses in LA for my incredibly lucrative black market ash business

Got to officiate the wedding of two amazing homies this week. Shout out to love in all its forms. May we never be without it

I guess Bluesky should see the insane picture I took the night the dodgers won the World Series

hung out with the homie @digitalash.bsky.social on his podcast Oops! All Bangers to talk about one of my favorite albums (and a huge inspiration to all the music I work on), Strawberry Jam by Animal Collective. Check it out below or wherever you get your podcasts! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/o...

"I never see you at the club" Yeah well I never see you in beautiful downtown Burbank enjoying not one or two but three amc movie theaters, dozens of tasty restaurants, plentiful free parking, and loads of local history

Honestly, I'm into it

Okay I guess a lot of the homies are on here now. Will try and post about eating pussy here, too

Man, if this isn't a great visual of exactly what cops do; escalate a situation to the point of chaos and then threaten everyone around them when they lose control of it

What else can I say about dude? He gets busy

Me and whomst???

*Stitch voice* Osama means family

I love downtown Disney

Last week we launched our new project - People's City Propaganda THE WGA STRIKE HAS HIT THE AIRWAVES! This episode, we dive into the strike w/ @kyrajones.bsky.social & @runolgarun.bsky.social to cover many different aspects of the strike and picket line. Let us know what y’all think of this one!

My friends are doing some cool stuff. Super excited for this project to grow. Hear directly from the people throwing down for issues like mutual aid & community space, labor, LAPD surveillance, food vendors rights, debt abolition. Plz subscribe on Youtube & everywhere you get pods (link in post👇🏻)

Sup

Damn turns out ChatGPT has learned to lick boots

Any time a woman I'm seeing shaves off her pubes, the phrase, "new look, same great taste!" runs through my head

Just had 3 ribs added to my rib cage to prevent me from sucking Marilyn Manson's dick

Only 6 episodes into the newest season of The Bear and I really hope they used the song "Dennehy" by Serengeti in one of the remaining episodes. If not they need it for next season

After doing a lot of healing the last few months I'm happy to say that I'm finally ready for someone to sit on my face again

Being back on dating apps is wild. People still out here talking about the office and pineapple on pizza. I think I even saw a bacon reference on a profile recently. Woof

Whatever she's accused of doing, she did that shit

Now that this is doing well on Twitter again, I gotta repost here

Me after pissing my pants in line at the grocery store, thinking back to when I shit my pants at the grocery store: History doesn't repeat itself but it often rhymes

It was the worst of times, it was the Fred durst of times

The vibes in LA are atrocious right now!

Finally got an invite code but I am crippled by indecision. Who do I send it to? A girl I'm trying to impress? a dear friend? A white person?

Excited to see these guys tomorrow!

She vulture on my landlord until I get a real job

To post, perchance to skeet

No one: White person: empañada

How the hell are some accounts on here following 10k plus people???

My dad told me to meet him at a restaurant for breakfast and I called to see where he's at and he told me he'd be there in 45 minutes

Have the mental breakdowns started on here yet or is that a version 2 thing?

"You know I had to DUNE 2 em."

I'm here and I'm ready to hate cops on another social media platform. Got a social media platform you like? I'll go over and hate cops on it. I don't give a damn