Do I have it in me to eek out another $500 of capitalism productiviy before the end of the month, hmmmmm

Anyway, I'm on day 1 of 75 hard wish me luck 😭

🎥Not A Romcom 🎥 (no really, it's not!)

the girls that get it, get it 🤷🏾‍♀️

guys I know what the theory is RELAXXXXXXXXXX

"Dead internet theory" everyone you know is on the internet every single day, what are you talking ABOUT?!

Maitober begins in 4 days 💃🏽

None of us are the system but we are all the system.

I PROMISE IT'S MORE INTERESTING THAN THE THUMBNAIL MAKES IT SEEM JUST WATCH IT

crying about climate change, wyd?

I finished War and Peace last week (took three months) and now I don't know what to do with myself

🎥Not A Romcom 🎥 (no really, it's not!)

I have truly no idea how to write a description for my new videos 😖😭

So.......the app is RUINED lol!!

mukbang vore

Had to renege about half of this week's video due to practicality reasons, so I hope you're ready for a tonally confusing film!!!!

all the allistic ppl preteding they like us today eheheh

Have to "go outside" in the "rain" today :/

Pen and brush on glossy paper

what if I told you I dragged an unsuspecting man into this dressing room and drained him of all his blood to quench my insatiable thirst and I don’t feel guilty about it at all

LIVE NOW ON TWITCH 📺 Fall of the House of Usher (1960)

it was cloudy so a waste of time lol

Not entierly convinced I'll be able to stay awake for the solar eclipse 😭😭

and anyway, BRING BACK MEN WHO MOAN DURING SEX!!!!!

btw I'm gunna slowlyyyyy but surely try to switch to mainly sfw streams due to ✨the state of the industry✨ (fansly will remain nsfw, sfw will be on other platforms).

Kiss me under the canopy

It's October in 2 weeks, I'm gunna puKE lol

second video in my self tie journey series is out now 🖤 join my MFC club '10 years' to access it for free! mfcsha.re/m/15mhtb8b

Painting myself🌱

just saw a white lady running an 'awareness' page for people with blonde eyebrows....................................she is not being ironic either.

Ready for your performance review? Your job depends on it 😜

If you brew herbal tea with cloves then just pour a TON of soju in you can make a poor woman's mulled wine

sorry to the ppl who bought that vid as their FIRST vid from me 😭 tough start but now you know all recent my sexual frustrations lol my other vids are more normal and actually cool erotic films :3

Okay, I'm about a month into The Dating Market after a 2 year break. The male loneliness 'epidemic' is due to them not knowing how to court or date women, then they are shocked when we reject them for that. Men who know how to date *are* getting dates!

Barb, from her Egon Schiele Set @barbartmodel.bsky.social

Stream of Consciousness. 40 mins of me talking about my recent sexual interests and exploration after coming off of birth control. Also some masturbation, but despite the trailer it's an 'exploring ideas' video, not a porn video.

7am being my new bedtime does *feel* unhealthy 😫

Stream of Consciousness. 40 mins of me talking about my recent sexual interests and exploration after coming off of birth control. Also some masturbation, but despite the trailer it's an 'exploring ideas' video, not a porn video.

so glad I'm back on Team Horny

big "but if I'm not nice to the Nazis who will be 🥺🥺🥺?" energy. No one, bitch! That's the POINT lol. Did you miss the memo???

Wild how many people outed themselves as Nazi sympathisers this week and are claiming they're doing so in the name of 'non-violence' 😊😊

Just watched Crash (1996) for the first time.........y'all are perverts!!!

trying to use twitter again often feels like walking into a morgue and trying to talk to a corpse :)

I can't believe I get hungry multiple times a day, every day, until i die :/

Your "dumb little projects" are so important during this harrowing time. Don't forget that. Your creativity has value, for yourself and for the world.

Brought to heel

whatever tf is going on at the MCR concerts right now seems SO fun and WAS worth them teasing it for like a billion years, tbh.

and anyway aren't they announcing life on Mars every other year now anyway? 😂 ...... Give us something new!! I feel like we could extrapolate this already???