No one will ever see, but if I were to take off this dress you'd come to understand that I'm actually 87% legs. It's how I'm so tall, I'm all legs, no support, no rebar, just very pretty legs and a tall imposing demeanor, dollmeanor.

Single player games should not, in fact, require an internet connection.

Why did no one tell me my keyboard comes with a key remover!?!? You mean I could have been cleaning this thing the whole time?????

I'm a... Uhm... Tactical?... Magicat?... Tacti- Tacticat? I'm a Tacticat! #Arma3 #DoorKickers2 #VTuber

Remember, don't look important. The enemy might be low on ammo! www.twitch.tv/zapperthemag... #Arma3 #VTuber

Did you know that the average Magicat only has 7 brain cells? I'm not sure where my other 6 went, can you help me find them? www.twitch.tv/zapperthemag... #Arma3 #VTuber #Magicat

What's this? A #Arma3 stream on a Wednesday? How strange, you better come check it out to see what's up! www.twitch.tv/zapperthemag... #vtuber

Slight change to this week's schedule, our State of Decay collab had top be rescheduled so we'll be doing some more Arma 3 and Kerbal Space Program!

I've run into a bit of a problem with streaming games that I really like. I WANT TO KEEP PLAYING THEM ON MY OFF DAYS. Woe is me, I don't know how I will go on. #vtuber #StreamerProblems#LikeIfYouCryEveryTime

I gotta say, I'm having a lot of fun making these thumbnails for my VODs like this one for KSP. It's got me constantly on watch for good screenshots

Can I marry whoever made Taco Tuesday? Are they still around? Because I'm sorry @sunnydito but I'm adding them into this marriage

This week's got a fun schedule lined up, and a lot of learning for me! We'll continue surviving the Zombie Apocalypse with Baanfrey, and I'll be learning how to actually play KSP and WoT.

Can I keep my team alive? Will we succeed against the Sahranians? Why am I asking you? #arma3 #vtuber #RhetoricalQuestion www.twitch.tv/zapperthemag...

Come wish me a happy birthday in the trenches! #arma3 #vtuber #celebrate www.twitch.tv/zapperthemag...

Tell you cat I said Pss Pss Pss

The search for simple and yummy meals has brought me back around to Spam. Why is this meat obelisk so tasty?!? Wait...

Everyone knows zombies only eat brains. So I should be safe, right? Playing State of Decay II with Baanfrey Barnes www.twitch.tv/zapperthemag...

The Hermit represents contemplation, inner wisdom, and introspection. The search for a deeper understanding of yourself Wonderful art done by Exemind

Everyone always asks "How are you Zapper?" but no one asks "Hey Zapper, you wanna rob a bank with me?" Like, c'mon are we even friends?

I both love and hate how much old military marching songs help me get through doing chores

My cat started doing the cutest thing Whenever I'm just sitting around the house and start singing, she comes and crawls into my lap to snuggle and listen

Hey guys my Cat wanted to tel you: "Meow Meow Meow"

I know Blue and Red are the most popular, but I've always vibed with the Yellow lightsabers. Jedi Sentinels always seemed so cool to me in Legends, and now in Canon with Asajj. What color would your lightsaber be? #MayThe4thBeWithYou #starwars

My w8fe got Rice from thw store. I mean, I guess the rice got put in the rice container?

sleepy

Ever wanna see Arma from the God's eye view? Come hang out! www.twitch.tv/zapperthemag...

If you had an actual character sheet like D&D, what would one of your feats be?

My chat when I'm focused on the scary game I'm playing

So fun fact: The only warship currently in active service with the US Navy to have sunk another ship is... *Drumroll* This old beauty, the USS Constitution! #trivia #FunFact

I like telling authoritarians where to shove it in multiple languages

Hey guess who's live? It me! We're starting with some Arma 3 before jumping into Kerbal Space Program later tonight, come hang out! www.twitch.tv/zapperthemag...

When your cloths are too loud and you can feel each individual hair on your head

I know I haven't actually dropped my lore yet, but... #vtubers #memes

Okay hold on, am I the weird one? I drink like a gallon of water a day, that's normal right? How much water do you drink?

RIP Polygon, I'll always miss straight lines and defined angles wait, what do you mean website?

The gender neutral urge to mildly inconvenience Authority Figures with glitter and balloons

Please no more I’m not thirsty anymore

The best thing I ever did was teach my cat to gently tap me on the shoulder when she wants attention #CatOwner

I am absolutely head over heels for this amazing art by Kyoki_Studio! @iamkyoki.bsky.social It's seriously so beautiful

Hey google, is it illegal for someone to burn all plants with pollen in a 10 mile radius? #allergies #WhyIsThisAThing

Wake up to another glorious day of allergy derived coughing and sniffling. My throat is so sore, and I didn't even get to do the fun stuff that usually causes that!

*Looks nervously at the 4 flags on the wall*

Gods, my allergies are killing me. I thought I moved to the desert to avoid having to deal with pollen?

Awesome stream tonight everybody! It was great getting to experience life (and Death) as the average Soviet Soldier! www.twitch.tv/zapperthemag... #vtuber #ArmaReforger #OwMyFace

Wanna watch a grown person panic with a gun? We're live now! www.twitch.tv/zapperthemag...

It’s National Adopt a Shelter Pet Day! As most of you know, I’m a passionate advocate for adoption. Not only to save the lives of superb shelter cats like Fergus & Francie, but to withhold money from the commercial breeding world which has done tremendous harm to the health of so many “purebreds”. 💔

Drastically different energy coming from these two kitties at the San Diego Zoo. I know that objectively the leopard stalking around it's pen is cooler, but man I vibe more with the Fishing Cat just vibing on a platform. What about you? #BigCats #SanDiegoZoo Photos taken by the lovely @Sunnydito