Probably the most embarrassed I’ve been by this team since Arthur Smith’s last game.

Who is this person and what did he do with the real Michael Penix

The Falcons with the most embarrassing start to a game I can remember.

best thing you’ll see today. cbs sports cfb guru @shehanjeyarajah.com was on tv and his daughter recognized him. 😭😭

Baylor with the punt of the year.

Sonny Dykes: (frying pony meat in the Iron Skillet, wearing a “Life’s Too Short to Live in Dallas” t-shirt, holding a can in a CJK5H coozie, nobody knows where he got it) “Yeah, this game just never seemed like a big deal to me.”

TCU should bleed every second of this clock and just run the ball rather than trying to get McAlister the single-game receiving yards record, of course. But also,

Josh Hoover making snow angels at the 50 in 100-degree Texas heat, because having Eric McAlister makes every day feel like Christmas for the QB.

Welcome to the Eric McAlister show, goodness gracious.

There’s just no way to overturn that based on the angles we’ve seen.

Jennings with two real “I don’t know what else you can do about that” TDs today.

“False start, several players.”

Oh man, that sucks. Jennings is a special player. Hope he is alright.

Manjack doing very little to silence the “why doesn’t he wear gloves” crowd.

Think that’s the first time I’ve seen a mistaken Frog Horn on a pick.

Josh Hoover making defenses account for him in the run game, creating out of structure and helping the offense convert scoring opportunities. Like, literally every note you could’ve had for him last year!

Good morning and go frogs

Just scrolling the timeline and then I get this jump scare.

Demon: You shall win the final Bedlam ever, all it will cost- Mike Gundy: Sold. Demon: You don’t even want to hear what it costs? Like, what if you literally never have another winning season? Gundy: Look buddy, learn to take yes for an answer. Where do I sign?

THERE ARE TOO MANY POKÉMON NOW

Me at hibachi

As an alum of one and employee of the other, I’m with Matt on this one. SMU and TCU should play every year, and it’s foolishness for anyone getting in the way of that.

By opting out of the Iron Skillet, TCU is acting just like the all the institutions it’s complained about for 30 years. mattajennings.medium.com/save-the-iro...

Hoover is so Duggan-coded, it’s amazing.

TCU playing one of its longest standing rivals every year is good, and they should keep doing it, actually. mattajennings.medium.com/save-the-iro...

Baby Billy Bowman

[the voice javert uses when he says valjean at the beginning of "the confrontation" from the smash hit musical "les miserables" based on the novel of the same name by victor hugo] bijan

Jalon Walker, be still my heart.

“I learned a long time ago that a person can stand just about anything for 10 seconds.” - Kimmy Schmidt

It has been a rough first two weeks for Drake, goodness gracious.

Penix demonstrating some real golf buddy nepotism but if that’s what it took to unlock Kyle Pitts, that’s honestly fine.

James Pearce watched the Tennessee game yesterday and is just gonna envision Gunner Stockton back there all night.

The Falcons offense in scoring territory makes me physically unwell.

The Aggies understand the value of tight ends with totally made-up names.

Brent Pry, buddy, you gotta go

ACU with one of the more abysmal kicking performances I can remember.

Ed Small 2 TD game

I need TCU to play a real team because I have to see if this “Makes Plays out of Structure” version of Josh Hoover is real.

They still don’t call him Trent Peaceful.

The quality of ESPN+ broadcasts should be prosecuted to full extent of the law.

Devour feculence, Pitt.

“Here are the overtime rules, presented by Cheez-It.”

This game rules.

Gunner Stockton legacy drive, just like we all expected.

Joey Aguilar has officially turned back into a pumpkin.

Call UGA Pluto because this Mickey Mouse offense is walking those dogs.

Somewhere, Griffin Kell was watching Georgia Tech nail the fire drill FG and smiling.

I don’t know if he’s gonna be good, but if MP9 is gonna be doing stuff like this with the game on the line, I have no choice but to stan.