TCU under Sonny Dykes: Undisciplined. Unprepared. Not physically tough. Not mentally tough. Can’t run the ball. Can’t stop the run. Don’t start well. Don’t finish well.

Call TCU the anti-Kyra Sedgwick because they cannot close.

Folks, let me tell you: they don’t call him Trent Peaceful.

AGAIN

Zachary Chapman has quietly been Doing Some Stuff this season.

Jordan Dwyer made an NFL TD catch and the official just said “Nah”.

Again,

Out of a bye week, man.

Fox broadcast: (Hyping TCU’s very reasonable path to the Big 12 title game) Me: (tapping the sign)

Curt Cignetti has won 10 games at Indiana two years in a row. He should climb Mt. Everest next. Try to win in the Tour de France. Watch Boromir’s sacrifice at the end of Fellowship and not cry. I want to see how many practically impossible things he’s capable of.

Good morning and go frogs

The government should not prop up a failed business. That would be like giving food to a mortally wounded animal instead of slitting its throat and properly utilizing its meat and pelt.

I first heard this expression about the Briles tree offense generally from @shehanjeyarajah.com. But I have happily utilized it liberally.

I will freely admit that the numbers are better for TCU in this regard than my vibes-based analysis had me believing.

Every LSU fan today

Surely LSU learned their lesson from the Brian Kelly hire and this time they’ll just pick the best candidate instead of trying to make the biggest splash of the cycle Right

I don’t have enough of a read on Mike Buddie to know. I’d certainly be surprised if any school that fancies itself a playoff contender didn’t ask questions about the coaching staff in that situation. Especially if they are one of the most talented in their league.

Atlanta Falcons head coach Todd Monken/Jesse Minter/Klint Kubiak/Curt Cignetti/Eric Taylor/The Rock in Gridiron Gang/Seriously Anybody Else

Sim to end on the Raheem Morris era, man.

TCU’s remaining opponents are a combined 27-5 and 16-4 in the Big 12.

If they continue to insist on playing no more than two decent quarters of football any given week, absolutely!

The Frogs still play BYU, Houston and Cincy. In theory they could absolutely still make some noise and get to Arlington with some help. Does anybody even remotely believe they will?

This TCU team has an uncanny ability to win in ways that do not feel like winning.

It is worth noting here that WVU is winless in the Big 12 and came in as a 17-point underdog.

That probably is an incompletion but the rule of cool says that should be a TD for McAlister.

At a kid’s Halloween party so can’t watch right now but do you mean to tell me TCU’s offense is making unforced errors and squandering scoring opportunities?

(Putting on my literature professor glasses) Now class, this is a classic example of something called dramatic irony.

Good morning and go frogs

Maybe DeShaun Foster was just the worst college football coach ever.

We are all considering Arizona State.

TCU is 10-4 against Baylor since joining the Big 12.

Well

Oh my goodness, Alex Mortensen looks just like his dad.

Diego Pavia might never die.

Zeus called. The fix is in.

THEY DONT CALL HIM TRENT PEACEFUL

Pharaoh in Exodus 8:

Stating the obvious: @mnewhouse.bsky.social has been a revelation in the TCU broadcast booth.

Trying to tackle Kevorian Barnes just seems like the worst time

DJ Rogers breakout season, as we all predicted.

Who told returners to start fielding punts inside the 10 and how can I press charges against them?

Good morning and go frogs

Carson Beck: (throws a pick) Refs: (throw a flag that negates the interception) Carson Beck: I don’t think you heard me, I SAID

Caw caw, folks

Coaching searches are such a crapshoot, but I could not have fathomed in a million years that this hire would fail this spectacularly.

Between having no internet and attempting to hang some shelves this afternoon, I have watched exactly zero snaps of this game, which is apparently the ideal.