Matt Shaw ends the Cubs' rally, which is ironic because he loves a good rally.

I love the hell out of Max Muncy.

One week until Fat Tuesday 🎊⚜️

I don't follow a lot of hockey, but I'm not looking forward to the Predators taking on Washington next week.

If you start watching Game 5 at 10:26:37, you can watch the ball drop in New York at midnight.

Exhausting to be 69 different people depending on the social media platform you’re on. Good LORD man. Does your husband know? 😂😂

Bought myself a little gift 😍🩶🦆

One of the best scenes in all of Christmas cinematic history, tbh

Fave 🦆

Going into my third holiday season sober. 28 months today and I’ve never felt or looked better. 🫶🏼🩵✨

Had a good day yesterday at Universal with my pretty kitty 💙

Now that I’ve slept on it… They scored again last minute to make it 1 score deficit loss, I’m okay with that. That’s another crucial sitch where Herbs was able to move the ball, especially when no one but Ladd is catching the fckn ball. Also: D was off OLine sucked JK out

I thought this app was supposed to weed out the frauds? 😂🫠

Christmas nails 💅🏼💚❤️✨

OBSESSED 🤩💂🏻‍♂️🎄✨

please do not teach the goats italian

Good morning. Idk if you knew this? But I love the Oregon Ducks. 🦆 ✨

For the 3rd time, Shohei Ohtani is a unanimous MVP!

Breakfast for dinner… Even better when I’m not cookin it myself 👀😏

Denzel Washington says he's been sober for 10 years He stopped drinking at 60 years old and used to drink 2 bottles of wine a day “I’ve done a lot of damage to the body ... I started with [a trainer] in February of last year ... I feel like I’m getting strong. Strong is important" (via Esquire)

Be careful out here, y’all

Wasn’t expecting this tweet from yesterday to grab this much attention (it’s not much but my tweets don’t ever do numbers) nor for the duck to like it lmao but the duck on the pogo stick SENT ME

Emma’s class got to see me walk on stilts today and ask all kinds of cute questions. 🫶🏼💛

Some trash found its way over here I see 🙄

Good day for the number 10

Found some vintage in my closet today. Think it was my grandmas jacket. Found her season tickets in the pocket 😍💙🤍

11-0 🦆😮‍💨

That game gave me the zoomies lmao

Thought we’d get rid of the narcissists over here but I see I was wrong. Le sigh. GO DUCKS

Huge UCLA fan 💙💛

The way I wasn’t expecting the ending. I cackled 💀

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I miss the west coast 😢

I hate myself for having high hopes and for believing in people to not be complete fucking dickheads 🫠