well yes but at least the vibrator can recharge in minutes…unlike… 😂

hey yall

it is freezing

if you love me tell me now

y’all got y’all greens and beans on?

pls we are struggling but must keep going!!

merry Christmas!

do y’all see the price of groceries?? that’s all I got

y’all drinking? 👀

potato + kale + bacon soup 🤭

if something like this happened to me, I wonder how long it’ll take for someone to find me passed out at home?

I be tearnat peril up ok 😭😭

the incredible thing about this extremely viral post is that James Baldwin never said this, it was a tweet by a Twitter user called Son of Baldwin. The disinfo war is not just against right wing political actors

ADHDers be starting shit just to never finish. all your shit will be half complete lol

having a shit morning and now I have to talk about said shit morning with my therapist when I really just want to get back in bed and cry but life goes on

TP would absolutely RUIN Sesame St. He’d fire all the writers and child psychologist and put everyone in bad lace fronts. Puppets included.

black romance books, a vintage bottle of Bordeaux, lengua quesadillas lol

how did people find doctors prior to the internet??? can we go back to that?? why do I need to fill out a request form, book a screening, and wait one month + to get my teeth cleaned???

WASHINGTON (AP) — House rejects Trump-endorsed plan to fund government and suspend the debt ceiling as time runs short to avert a shutdown.

yes. I be all over this mf lol

gotta be honest boss my last day is Friday but it’s looking like today at 5.

idk what kinda animals tussling in my backyard but they need to shut the hell up

same. girl get out of Tokyo!

anywho I cut my hair today. it’s giving armed bobbery

my hairline is so low my scarf be damn near touching my eyebrows 😭

what’s going on here?

same!

31 if the lord see fit chile

exactly how much work are we doing this week?

mayo is top tier chitlins are a delicacy

just ordered a bunch of groceries and I’m now fighting the urge to order wings 😭

important announcement: there is a new baby capybara at the San Antonio Zoo named Tupi. i would lay down my life for Tupi

went to my favorite bar followed by target then chipotle. what a lovely Saturday

my momma need to come home soon bc the nurse talking about she sleeping okay so wake her up??? I need to tell her I got the Christmas tree, my stomach hurts, I don’t know what to make for dinner, and that work was busy yesterday!!!

what’s on the menu for Christmas dinner this year?

okra levels dangerously low

Luigi got them shook.

my momma be working my nerves but not being able to talk to her for two days now is killing meeeee 😭😭

I have a new therapist and he’s a white man and the moment I don’t like his tone it’s clipped for him and I’m so serious 😭

I’ve had such a tough year and just when things started to look up…I’m back there again.

(One day we'll discuss how a lot of dog owners can be so obnoxious and you can't say anything about it! It's ridiculous!!)

my queen!

If it got a curve to it I’m folding sorry

Vodka. it’s so boring.

I’m not working a full day today. I just don’t have it in me.

WASHINGTON (AP) — Biden commutes roughly 1,500 sentences and grants 39 pardons in biggest single-day act of clemency in modern US history.

don’t forget to drip your faucets tonight besties

what tf do people be on she looked fine

I’ve been moving nonstop since 5am