And while we’re on singers whose name starts with the letter M , I never thought Mary J Blige was a good singer-

Death for you and your uber driver.

Umm Microsoft girl wtf?! @microsoft.com

This was never in the MSM and it must be talked about! 1200 people have disappeared from Alligator Alcatraz! There’s no record of them leaving or dying. They simply vanished! WHY ISN’T THERE OUTRAGE? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE ???

As someone born in raised in Alabama, we never called it pot likka/liquor. It was “juice from the greens”. My bf from SC and he called it “collard gravy” 😂. I think it’s safe to say everyone used different terms yall it’s not that deep lmao

Just had to cut ties with a coworker/friend cause they decided to complain about me to a customer while I was out due to injury. The same injury they were downplaying for month straight gir-

This memory was unlocked for me without my consent so I’m just returning the favor.

Sooo I just did a deep dive and between this, him having a stroke earlier this year, posting full songs cause apparently his label won’t let him release music and his ig giving eerie cryptic posts; I just hope he has a support group outside of the fame.

I never hear this part the same 😂

Yes.

In Alabama

My coworker had the Gall, nay, the caucasity to tell me that TLC are one-hit wonders.

The shortest interludes sometimes be the best songs on an album.

First game I ever played was this classic at the arcade. Iykyk

Just found out today by a customer that the shirt I was gifted on my birthday, and wear as a work shirt CAUSALLY actually is a collectors item that is going for 150-200$

The girlies that gotta get up in a couple hours are gonna be so confused tryna catch up on what happened 😂

Maybe you should’ve stuck to that instead of being exposed for using AI. Atp just delete and start over. There’s thousands of other faces to generate

That shirt says Pussy WAGON how you AI and can’t read? I’d tell you to k*ll yourself but you not human 😂😂😂😂😂😂 can’t believe we’re sacrificing the environment for illiterate AI😂

THIS IS WILDDDDD

Girl just post a unedited,unfiltered pic of yourself and you’ll be fine 🙂

Yall I went to a hot springs for the first time 😌

The exact reason why I didn’t do the challenge cause I was beyonce obsessed 4th grader during 08 😂

Look at that horse, look at that horse, look at that horse 🏇🏿

Look at that horse, look at that horse, look at that horse 🏇🏿

Straight to the fawkin pits

I need beyonces designer for this tour to use this outfit as inspo

Finally listened to Lizzos new mixtape and it’s a solid 7.5-8. A cute mixy to get you through your errands.

Does this come with 4-5 more unreleased songs and a cryptic message telling us the date of his next album? Other wise I’ll hold on to my 70$.

One of my coworkers keep leaving ass hairs on the toilet seat. I think I found my 13th reason.

What did lady Gaga say?

I threw a Sinners movie night for my friends & it turned out AMAZING!

I know we’re all gonna die but I’m still tweeting good tips. Ex. I just started putting The Ordinary’s glycolic acid in a small travel spray bottle and spraying it under my arms and in my inner thighs 2 days ago. It’s ALREADY lightening those areas. Pinterest put me on something fire lmao

Why they do here worst than Katy 😭

Who told him to pour hot candle wax on his body while singing about his girl cheating on him 😭

I need a gas station + dispensary combo next expeditiously

This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.

Still look good even after a 10hr shift 😅

Mandarin orange fruit cups are superior.

Alaska thinks just cause it gets down to -40 below that we don’t need AC in the summer. It’s 81 degrees and I don’t even get the option to turn the air on

youtube.com/watch?v=syhO... The full video is even more hilarious 😂

music.apple.com/us/album/oh-... Literally making choreo to this.

Good morning

The one remake I’d be down for

Ryan Coogler is some where smiling I just know it 😭