every time i open bluesky

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN GET READY FOR THE WACKY EMAROSA BOWL NEXT SUNDAY IN DUUUUUUVAL (plz Trevor Lawrence let us win the Chiefs can’t hurt me anymore I don’t wanna hate you plz) @wackyhijinks.bsky.social

loyal foot soldier of the woke regime

One-mouse raid on the haunted crypt of Racwn, Duke of Yd

aura farming #fursuitfriday

i don’t remember living in the white house

was it something i said?

you guys have art bots here too? awesome, more people to send pig poop balls to

Wacky Posting Hijinks

the only way to rage bait me, to really make mad on here, is for all the beautiful women of the world to send me their breasts into my direct messages. just really riles me up.

just saw a right wing furry use the term “woke fursuiters” which proves they’re stupid because the term “wokesuiter” is right there

pissing

I wish Grok would write rape fantasies about ME for once.

I did not attend this year’s anthrocon, as my heart was too broken over the cancellation of #TelAvivPride because of the Iranian regime’s terrorism. But thankfully, my friend Crusader was able to take my place in the parade and spread some #love, Tel-Aviv style. all love, #bringthemhome

Diddy is a story of America’s progress. finally, African Americans have the class mobility to be Jeffrey Epstein AND get away with it.

SCHWABIAN ENCOUNTER WITH @wackyhijinks.bsky.social

This is an illustration I recently finished for my dear friend @seanfitzpatrick.bsky.social as a super late Christmas gift. It might look like a bunch of random characters thrown together, but if you’re cultured, you’ll probably get it ;-)

Just clowning around with @wackyhijinks.bsky.social Happy #FursuitFriday

Social media apps are truly competing in a race to the bottom

Old scurrow drawing I made at work with dried out highlighters

can you guys get a bit more volatile here im getting bored

X is down, i can’t do roleplay with sexual Grok now?! what else am i supposed to do at work???

About My Fursona! Name: Wacky Hijinks Gender: jester Species: raccoon Fave Color: red. Main?: YES. Weird fact?: This fursona was NOT involved in the terror attacks of September 11th 2001 Best quality: Wacky What I dislike about them: nothing im perfect Would I sell them: for $100000000

im friendly

Warning: Not Responsible for Federal Crimes committed when using this product. Art By @yesterdaysdog.bsky.social

wackin off in public

coworkers man…

Meet The Team #fursuit #furry

perhaps i should be normal on here and insane on The Everything App. hello everyone, just enjoyed some chicken alfredo :)

Oomfpocalypse Then @ftpbean.bsky.social @bestkangaroo.bsky.social @wackyhijinks.bsky.social @usiku.bsky.social And leo duhhhh

lmao i’m getting bombarded by art scam bots here

dubious character art by @alextwt.bsky.social

🏳️‍🌈?

having a grand ol time! #fursuit #furry

they should get that guy from pixar’s sodas here

teen with 315 followers: yoo the hogs at the dmv are on some other shit [video of several pigs on their hind legs running laps in a DMV parking lot] 70.5k RTs 228k favs DentistForBernie: take this down NOW!! hogs only do that when theyre VERY DEPRESSED 14.2k RTs 20.9k favs

they’re locking me in a cage and poking me with sharp sticks and other unpleasant objects to keep me posting here

*gay voice* i have a gay voice

hard disagree. I need 1000 followers. people who i hate need 1000 followers, that way i can see them and the stupid things they say, easy for me to dunk quote and get even more followers… I NEED MORE FOLLOWERS!!!

Honestly, this website would benefit from a paid premium system that help push my posts onto users and build my brand. With my replies prioritized in threads on here. Thinking of calling it Blue Sky Blue, thoughts?

Person who’s been on BlueSky for 1 month: Howdy there newbies! Just a lil’ reminder- to be a rootin’ tootin’ poster you gotta oppose fascism in all yer skeets! Recent twitter migrant (quote tweeting): its time to consider suicide Australian who just heard that his son died: OHHHHHH NAAAAAAAUUURRRR

uaaughauhhh so much fagslop here woaaaah

they should make a vape that looks like a gun

leftist guys with landlord wives

they don’t allow you to jack off in dsa meetings anymore. this is why the DSA is a chauvinist organization