thats the adventure 😎

Who would've guessed that a convicted felon who was granted complete immunity by the nation's highest court would abuse the power of the presidency to commit more crimes

St Olga redraw from about a little over a year ago

NO KINGS 🇺🇸

From the depths of time: A new Mario map ! This time, Massachusetts ! If you want to get this bad boy printed, send me a DM; i'll be more than happy to sell you the file for it. Cheers ! #Art #PixelArt

Tomorrow, 11:00 am EST. twitch.tv/bethesda and youtube.com/live/Ed_E2cr...

Old people really buy Corvettes just to go 20 on the highway huh

The ryerunner, an ostrich-sized herbivore that lives on the wheat planet. Despite their plant-based diet, ryerunners are a predatory animal; they kill and "dissect" other animals to kleptoparasitically eat their stomach contents. Their white frill is heavily disorientating to prey in the dull light.

They didn't want to do a 2% wealth tax, so now they've lost 10% of their wealth. Thinking is hard when you're too wealthy.

Something I've learned about this site from lurking for so long is that generally people are very follow happy. I've been doing nothing but liking posts and retweeting one commission and I'm getting follower notifications (from real people) every day

Sinornithosaurus commission for Nathan @17najeco.bsky.social!

What if you were getting robbed and you don't have any money so the robber asks for your Cash App

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I tell people I'm scared of spiders and the common response is "they're just as scared of you as you are of them". Like how is that supposed to make me feel better. I kill spiders bc I'm afraid of them. What's stopping them from doing the same

Fighting game character idea: a 4th wall-breaking type who can change attributes of your controller with an input Would work like stance change characters, except instead of changing movesets you could change your stick sensitivity or similar when trying to pull off tight combos

Kahlua is unique among alcoholic beverages in that it actually becomes more disgusting the longer you drink it

She spino on my saurus till I aegyptiacus

What's the best move in Ultimate and why is it Ice Climbers utilt

I'm alive

If you think about it, President Truman kind of invented anime

Manifesting a new Fossil Fighters game on Switch

I miss Circuit City

Need a haircut but people keep telling me I'm hot

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If I get matched with a K Rool tonight at drair on god I'm going Puff

Not to jinx it but I've been pretty happy lately 👍

Getting into Lethal League again with Blaze. Forgot how nutty that game is fr

Might be moving to Gainesville this year

I want to go back to China so bad

HODAN HAS A BLANKA SKIN

I asked Discord if anyone wanted to get drunk and play friendlies but no one responded

Slightly stoned

God, shopping is a thrill. I see now why girls do it so fucking much

Fuck it. Drugs ARE cool

There's a handful of people I went to high school with that I feel I could be great friends with now. The problem: High school me was kinda weird. I am nothing like high school me anymore. These people only have high school me as their memory of what I'm like...that's unfortunate

Thinking ab moving to Germany w my best friend

I still have to buy people Christmas presents

People really want Steve banned bc Tweek didn't think to dtilt a dirt wall huh

My mom just asked me what OnlyFans is and I didn't have the courage to answer her

Rivals has four elements, soon-to-be four characters per element, yet two guest characters? Two more guest characters should be introduced and Shantae should be one of them I think the character select screen would look really nice

I want Hodan to release already I don't care if he's not finished yet I just want to play moist monke on Switch

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Advil is short for advertisement village

My favourite part of Smash updates is having to open my third eye to decipher what the patch notes mean

I want some Cuban food that isn't my girlfriend's pussy

Am I allowed to main Guadua

I could really use the power-packed taste of SunnyD right about now

Almost every single day Renzo pings the Florida server about a tourney and every single time I go "You know what, maybe I'll do it today". That has yet to happen