No! You can’t hate the art and the artist! That wasn’t the deal!

Apron belly supremacy.

DMs just don't hit the same 😔

Setting all my posts to get responses only from people I mention to have a proper 1v1 experience.

Me as a philosopher: Fleshy is a great word, but not erotic inherently. Phallic is inherently erotic, but not a great word. Yonic, on the other hand

Eating a cubic ton of blueberries and then napping. Bear core

Little Bear’s Uncle Rusty can get it.

I respect the Naga lovers but how do you all not immediately think about how musky snakes are? At least cephalopods bear the alluring odor of the sea.

Fookingth.

*shakily removing glasses*

Hate fucking is so blase. We’re friendly banging over here.

I would rather die than watch hazbin hotel.

America’s xenophobia issue is on display with Melania Trump, as well as its strain of anti sex worker sentiment. Melania Trump is a fucking monster, but not because she’s an immigrant or a whore. Those are things that should complicate your feelings about her, not solidify them.

Gonna set aside my irreverence for a moment. I want nothing but security, comfort, respect, for sex workers. With no respectability politics acting as a barrier to this. Sex workers of all kinds, and all temperaments.

No hate no hate, I wish I could like it, but to me books marketed as cozy often just feel like pov: you’ve been lobotomized.

My poor wips. Relying on ME to finish them. Me, who is too beautiful to work hard. 😔

Teeth clinking in a kiss isn’t sexy I’m sorry. Have better aim.

Writing an orc/human romance 🐋 (the whale represents my playful nature)

people always ask me how it feels to be so sexy and i say i dont know you should ask the girl reading this

Another day, another monster fucking book using Holocaust imagery.

Best estimate my characters aren’t going to have sex until like chapter 14 🫩

Fabulous.

What else could we call monster fucking?

Haven’t seen Guillermo’s Frankenstein yet

No words yesterday

:(

Having a hard time naming my main character cause her family sucks and I know they would give her a whack name

Robert Heinlein’s legacy is so beyond anything I could ever give a shit about, and from how some people are lamenting it I can only hope that they’re just joining in to hate on Musk. If this many people openly give a shit about that man, of all things…. 👀

I did allllll this shit today but did I write a single sex scene?! NO! Failure.

“Killer clown,” they cheer. Most peculiar.

This is the one time of the year when passerby compliment my wardrobe, strangely enough. No idea what it means.

Outlining an erotica for nanowrimo looks like “plot [figure this out later] CUNNILINGUS” not good. But also maybe.,.great?

Ghouls and Goblins and Gonorrhea: A Memoir

Not enough nonfiction in the monster smut genre if you ask me.

A fitness journey but to hell instead of jogging or whatever it is you weeks get up to.

Okay I will dedicate 10 minutes to planning for nanowrimo. What could go wrong

Man get the fuck out of here with monsterfucking book covers overly generous ab motif. Why the fuck does your squid man have abdominal muscles? Do you know nothing about cephalopods?!

I know it’s make believe but I do need my erotica to include basic hygiene. And as a monster fucker, Jesus Christ it is not the same thing to make your monster love the smell of stink, what the fuck!!!!

Omg I’m almost finished with season 1 of bridgerton and there hasn’t been a female orgasm ONCE.

My nanowrimo ambitions are greater than my willingness to plan a single goddamn thing.

Writing a smut so fluffy it’s on the same level as my @nygelmag.bsky.social story at that shit was straight up r o m a n t i c.

I don’t look for it but there are multiple tells for when an erotica writer has never had sex and one of them is the exotic fixation on injuries incurred during sex.

How do I say this. If im part of fuck marry kill and you classify me as “marry,” I will end your life.

Bet money I could design a better cover for your monster smut in 5 minutes than any AI BS.

Your AI covers look stupid!

The Minotaur myth is quite touching, but will you find that in any Minotaur porn? No. But will you find huge cock in the Minotaur myth? Yes but you won’t like it.

Ate one billion blueberries. Living the height of a hedonistic lifestyle.

Rewarding my laziness with more laziness.

Okay SOME human/human shit is cute. SOME.

I have a headache but like….sexily, somehow