Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

Oscar Isaac says he's 'not so open to working with Disney' right now "If they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great" (via GQ)

He loves orange juice

Everyone deserves food and benefits. This includes drug addicts, homeless people, moms with kids from multiple partnerships, people with criminal records. They’re all human beings and deserve understanding and support. If you think anything less, you are emotionally unintelligent, cruel, and evil.

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This synopsis is unhinged!

call the bitch’s mom

We are proud to announce that earlier this week, we approved our 100th character! Wowzah! Say hello to Marco, the Basculegion-Pokemorph, a sailor and ferryman who isn't afraid to throw down when the time calls for it. Congratulations to Marco, and here's to 100 more!

Who else was watching Pluribus when AppleTV went down?

piña colada song!

Abhora’s floor show this week was so damn cool.

opening guild wars 2 and 🥴

I need Pokémon fans to stop saying Pyroar’s mega is the worst mega design, because Feraligator is right there, and I’m pretty sure there’s an even worse one I’m not remembering.

im setting my clocks back 6 hours

20mg Baja Blast flavored gummy and some dbd. With @thefenixdown.bsky.social @jamatnite.bsky.social @aphasiaspeaks.bsky.social See you at 8:45PM PT Come vibe.

do you think he’ll try to tariff the world series trophy if a canadian team wins

Happy Halloween! 🎃

huh, that’s fitting that I finished Pokémon Legends: Z-A on the last day of Locktober. iykyk.

take me back to the SWEAT tour 😭

let’s go girls

I think these side by side shinies were full odds and not saved. Because they flew away, I restarted my game (so I didn’t have to wait for them to respawn), and they’re not shiny anymore. LOL!

The writing in this game is so funny sometimes. Characters dragging each other left and right. #PokemonLegendsZA #PLZA

I love casually playing Z-A and going back to an area to find two shinies. Hello??? ✨

Congrats to thenamescrux, @peculiarham.bsky.social and @heyhexmaniac.bsky.social for reaching top 3! And @jamatnite.bsky.social for winning the chat prize. Personal note, it's been a week, and I was super nervous to plan this. I truly had every intention of begging people to participate so we...

Cooking

TIL theres a subreddit for posting nudes with your legos

That was ridiculous. Now I can play the game! lol

This is my avengers.

I am trying to get a shiny Gastly and this game is taunting me! 🫩

do you think charli has heard the version of brat remade on mario paint composer?

Hunting for a shiny Gastly and Pancham, and the game is like…heres some other shinies! 🤗 #PokemonLegendsZA #PLZA

Shiny #3! Hunting for a shiny Gastly. 😅 #PokemonLegendsZA #PLZA

took a bunch of photos at no kings today. hopefully i can develop them quickly and they turn out good. amazing turnout and speakers in our city 💜

my mom went to our local no kings protest (i had to miss) and i have never heard her so excited about something in years she was so fucking bright and awake when she got home she’s fucking motivated to make change i’m so proud of her

brat will probably be my favorite album forever

The severe part was funny to me because I already knew and was afraid the test was gonna downplay my experience, but instead they were like girl you’re almost gonna die

I have been informed I have SEVERE sleep apnea. Makes sense. 🫩

ayo??

running around in fortnite as ghost face is so fun to me lol

Um, I was not informed there was a new furry outfit in Fortnite and he's HOT.

Charli XCX Escalates Feud By Luring Travis Kelce Away With Beef Stick

My physical copy of Z-A arrives in the mail tomorrow. Expect a stream tomorrow night when I start the game. 💜✌️

I think I was gonna be pretty okay with the fomo over TwitchCon, but now I think I’ll have major fomo lmao. At least I have a new Pokémon game to no life all weekend.

me, perpetually

Seasonally relevant pits 👻✨️

just saw a mf refer to putting ur cock up in the waistband as 'clipboarding'

Finished the Pokémon Violet DLC just in time to move on to Legends: Z-A, lol.