Type of shit I do with my cats 😭

I'M SEEING MY BOYFRIEND THIS WEEK!!!!!!

There was so much bullshit Two English players bonk each other but a Norwegian player who wasn't anywhere near them gets a yellow card English diving giving them a gazillion free kicks Camera cable People climbing on Haaland the whole game but he pushes them off ONCE and a goal is rescinded

It was actually 2-2 never forget

Allegedly, there's an online trend where people boast about "sleep training" their cats by locking them away at night, until they're so defeated that they stop expecting anyone to help them and remain quiet. If you're someone who does this, I've got a question. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

STRESSED

Erling Braut Haaland released a song on YouTube when he was little (called "kygo jo"). It recently resurfaced. Kygo (who is Norwegian) made a remix. It's currently nr 1 on the Norwegian charts. It's been stuck in my head all day

Scottish people today

One of our news outlets have a countdown to the Norway - England match and made a timeline of our 1200 year old beef 😭

The vibes in Oslo have been incredible this week so we better win against England because I don't want to experience a collective depression during my vacation week with my boyfriend!!!!

I love threads

Infuriating

Belgian team celebrating their win in the locker room.

Only Scandinavians and brits are allowed to make phenotype comments like this and no one else!! I don't want to see any references to monestary boys coming out of some yank's mouth!!

I'M SEEING MY BOYFRIEND NEXT WEEK!!!

yanks on threads who don't know anything about football are choosing who to cheer for based on coloniser status. If one team's country historically colonised the other then they would cheer for the colonised country They're cheering for Norway against England though bc they're just that dim

OMG BELGIUM I COULD KISS YOU MWAH MWAH

You might assume this is AI slop but actually it's 100% real and undoctored footage from the Brazil v Norway match

😭

The state of Oslo last night

for the first time in almost a thousand years, the universe has called upon Norway to crush the English

Trump called the FIFA president and had him reverse a red card for one of their star players so that he can play against Belgium Ridiculous

Happy Norwegians

I can’t believe people are openly rooting for the brazilian national team considering the amount of deforestation in the amazon

NORWAY HAS NEVER LOST TO BRAZIL 🥁🥁🚣

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Threads is a good app. It's like twitter used to be Funny people, cringe people, drama, Europe vs USA feuds etc Apparently the yanks are confused about the ethnic diversity of the Maroccan team. They also don't seem to know that Marocco and Egypt is in Africa

Norwegians creating an echo in Times square when they spell out "Norge" (Norwegian name for norway) Playing Brazil today 👀 🥁 🥁 🚣

The idea? Killing and colonising the people who lived there, and enslaving people because they're not white protestants

boomer post for the louvre and your enjoyment

this is like saying to turn off windmills because of hurricanes i can't take anymore do they think global warming is caused by the internet? or that data centers locally heat up entire cities? are oil and coal companies feeding them this propaganda? "don't look here, look over there"?

they're just turning off their data centers

Yes let's turn off the internet

Moscow 🚗🚙⛽️

But I thought that was normal to americans :/ It's only 35 degrees. Just get air conditioning

I've been playing Minecraft with my boyfriend for a week now and this is actually us 😭😭 I told him I don't want his Josef Fritzl villager breeding scheme visible on the farm 😭😭

I feel like people on a fundamental level don't understand what a data center is or how modern applications and websites work Do they think we mean real clouds when we talk about cloud storage and cloud hosting?

My favorite.

Seismic activity will be recorded in Oslo if Norway wins against Brazil on Sunday People might have heart attacks from over excitement

This is just how matter-of-fact my grandmother with dementia would tell me that her dentist (whom she stalked) arranged for pilots to "flap the wings" as they flew over her house

Haaland is 1.95m (6'4ft) tall, weighs 94kg (194lbs), runs at 36 km/h (22 mph), vertical leaps to 2.3m (8'2ft) and can high kick 1.9m 🥲 He runs with his head down for aerodynamic reasons 😌 Shot accuracy in the cup is 64% so far

The sound of Oslo when Nusa scored

They're singing "we're gonna win the WC (VM) " but there's a version that goes "we're gonna wake the king". Every time we win they go to wake the king Oslo has moved at least 10 meters with all the rowing they've been doing

Are they gonna make women pee in a cup at the airport? Or just eyeball it based on her body?

himbo 😭

today's genx (maybe boomer this time) aislop comic Popeye standing in front of the grave of an american soldier, saying that politicians shouldn't have better healthcare than them Why Popeye?? Of all the characters?? Popeye???