and we win ALL OF THEM fun fact: we don't care about the summer olympics at all

this is so weird... www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/...

The US department of war (....) is taking on the role as the department of truth in a crossover episode www.bbc.com/news/article...

I missed that they are banned from re entry unless they pay 100k 😭😭 so if they're on an H1B and visited their family somewhere they're basically locked out unless the company they work for pays 100k Incredible way to lose you job and home and possessions

You don't need fabric softener and you shouldn't use it because it will cake your clothes in a film that you can't get out and over time it will ruin your clothes I use fabric softener because I'm a stupid idiot ("it smells nice!")

If you don't use retinol or SPF you should start immediately

Fill an empty spray bottle with a little bit of dish soap diluted in water and use that for everything, including doing dishes. That should be your default go-to soap when you don't need anything special (like for mirrors) Anything that is labelled for a specific room is a scam

If your oven trays are caked in burnt food and stuff you can spray some oven cleaner on them and cover them with plastic wrap and leave them like that overnight and the gunk will come right off

Get a razor scraper. Stop scrubbing your stovetop with a sponge like an idiot

Wash all your clothes - except towels, underwear, sports wear and bed linen - on cold and never tumble dry them You're just ruining your clothes. The soap is what cleans your clothes, not heat.

If you like me also forget your wet laundry and now it's stinky, just run a load with a little bit of white vinegar and nothing else Do not regularly wash with vinegar bc it dissolves plastic and there are a lot of plastic parts in your washer

For dealing with fruit flies: Pour a bunch of vinegar (doesn't matter what kind) into a glass and add a little bit of dish soap and place it where they're hanging out (or place multiple throughout your home) It will be a massacre

HAHAHAHAHAAH that's ok!!! They can come to Europe instead!! www.bbc.com/news/article...

What?

#Lucy💙 says free Palestine and fuck Israel and fuck the USA #cats #catsofbluesky

They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.

Every time my cats see an insect on the floor they both stare at it and press their noses to it and mrrpt and don't stop until I've dealt with it 🥺

Genz are 28 years old with children and a mortgage (today I learned that AC and free WiFi in an office is an outrageous ask) #linkedinlunatics

Oh my god

Just a small update on how women's rights are going in America (In case you don't know: The pill works by preventing ovulation. Hormonal IUDs work by hormonally creating a hostile environment for sperm and eggs. Copper IUD kills sperm with copper) jessica.substack.com/p/trump-birt...

Nanami lore is taking a crazy turn in 11 days

A 12ft (3.6m) golden statue of Trump holding a bitcoin was unveiled outside the capitol building

Some personal news: I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting. Thread incoming. substack.com/@karenattiah...

OH MY GOD

Idk what to get people for Christmas but I'm considering just gifting everyone a copy of Vatnik Soup. Seems relevant...

Losing weight pro: my tits shrunk Con: my tits shrunk

Extremely happy to live in Europe and only being concerned with things like "ah no it's raining", "I have to go to the office? :(" and "where is the nearest textile recycling station"

Me: He was a groyper who lived with a transmaxxing incel 4channer/maybe also groyper (same thing) Normal, not terminally online people:

Trump is designated antifa as a terrorist organisation Antifa is not an organisation 😭 Everyone who protests against fascism is antifa 😭 It's literally just a shorthand for "anti fascist" 😭 Are they going to arrest people who protest against fascism 😭

@xowap.dev @danilopiazza.bsky.social do you both live in Spain? I'm getting concerned about the weather in Barcelona 💀 pls I need to wear my cute summer dresses I'm going there from Sept 30 to Oct 3 What is this 14/21 and raining nonsense 😭😭😭 is 25-28 and sunny so much to ask for

What 😭

Putin must have called him and called him a little bitch boy 😭

My friend stopped by the girls to hang out with them and feed them and she sent me this 😭 #Lucy💙 #Lily💛

How i look saying hola to everyone who says hola to me

Hello

Goodbye

Why would the EU parliament hold a moment of silence for an American influencer 😭

😭 omg they're so dramatic

Happy birthday Lily!! Also here; have some birthday flavor!

this is AI 😭😭😭 everything looks off, especially his mouth... And the glitch 😭

Need some fan edits of this guy ASAP

HAPPY 1 YEAR BIRTHDAY MY SWEET BABY GIRL #Lily💛 #cats #catsofbluesky

ahahahahha he's dead lol lmao apnews.com/article/char...

"I just don't know if I need the medication", chapter 1 of "bipolar people say the darndest things"

Dior is pissing me off with this design 😭😭 if I wanted to feel like I was pulling a €3 lipstick out of my bag I wouldn't be buying Dior 😭 Actually disgusting 🤢

Welcome to Lucy's baking show! Today we are making biscuits

@lilywhiteout.bsky.social do you like my socks?

Me getting ready to watch the French protest again

Couldn’t have said it better myself…