The perils of being "asked" to top your giganitc, tipsy and horny roommate...

I kinda rock with being a slutty spider lately.

Me examining a new follower

I’m pretty drunk rn so I need specks to come worship me. I’m even feeling generous enough that you can pick which party of my body you tend to.

The people crave being terrorized by bug toes

Micros are so fun. I love kicking my paws up and watching them scramble to try and make me notice them.

fr, who wants to get shrunk and then squashed? Few drops of the good stuff should get you small enough to fit under a toe

Sometimes even a spider gets to have a little fun with his micro toy~ comm for @sammyspoder.bsky.social #sizesky #macro/micro #sweat

Me examining a new follower

Me examining a new follower(s).

The fact I don’t have more big spider paw art needs to be addressed. My paws are hot.

If you’re small enough for bugs to step on you it’s your own fault

Does everything in my power to not be seen as an annoying bug and thus becomes annoying bug

Micros when they hear something they agree with: “Type Squish.”

Would you let this guy make a web in your house and hangout?

It’s not gay if they’re micros

eating out a micro

Would you let this guy make a web in your house and hangout?

Was in a vr chat world with some people yesterday that had player pick up on. They kept snatching me off the floor and dangling me in front of their face to talk to me. Fucked me up in a good way.

Commission featuring @screamiscream.bsky.social 's Alessandra Client wishes to remain anonymous.

Happy New Year Guys! 🧡 What better way to spend 2026 than to have a giant fox boy chase and tourment you for all of the new year <33333 Art by a sweet friend: www.furaffinity.net/user/blackes...

They got my ass. I frewd up

If you don’t have someone to kiss at midnight I have a great opportunity for you

Sprinkling some micros between my cheeks and then playing with my ass.

Booted up VR Chat just to goof around with my headset for a bit. I got so much euphoria looking down and seeing 6 arms. I get it now.

I don't get mistaken for a bug, despite what everyone thinks. I get correctly identified as a bug; it's different.

>"I don't have a vibe to draw today" >decides to push perspective as hard as I fucking can anyways get bullied by a fucking plushtoy under the table.

"Grrr" and "Rawr" she said. #sizesky

uhoh. the vocal stim of "I'm such a fat fucking chud" has elevated to "I'm such a small fucking bug"

I love being a little pest

This activates a very important part of my brain

time to bust out a classic

Shark girl animation commission

This is related; Got my vr headset dusted off and working again to play some vr chat. I had to squat to hear someone. The squat was too cunty and my fat asscheeks massive nuts tore my underwear at the seams. This could’ve been avoided if only I got new ones for Christmas.

Why did everyone in my life stop giving me socks/underwear for Christmas when I finally got to the age that I would LOVE socks and underwear for Christmas. All of mine got holes or are screaming for help when I bend over trying to hold in that much bug.

I’m so buggy

anonthah one of considerable self indulgence made n posted w permssn #sizesky #macro #macromicro

why dont i do more like dis im so lazy aaaa #sizesky #macromicro

They got a holiday for bratty micros now.

Ask a professional bug anything

bug posting

i have thought about this image daily for 4 years

@dryingthepetals.bsky.social and @thecolossalfox.bsky.social have big plans coming up ✨

Wrapping presents in spiderwebs so they’re really unpleasant and hard to open

Hanging some mistletoe from my spinnerets. Smooch my ass or my abdomen, I don’t care. I better feel you putting some Christmas spirit into it tho.

I wanna web someone up

Big big bugs….. two of them even…….

this is such a vibe rn