Lock up your horses...

This is genius

Given how obsessed Trump is with trade deficits, it's really weird that he's single-handedly destroying the US tourism industry. Make it make sense.

I find that catchy slogans really help to get our message across.

Everyone saying "America needs to wake up and act before it's too late" is missing the fact that it's already too late. Checks and balances are long gone. "A republic... If you can keep it" (*spoiler alert* they couldn't)

All it takes is for the right (i.e. wrong) person to whisper in his ear and he presses the big red button. The decaying mush where Grandpa Grocery's demented brain used to be is all that stands between us and a global nuclear apocalypse. Why isn't everyone terrified by this fact??

Historic quotes by US presidents: "Perseverance and spirit have done wonders in all ages." "A house divided against itself cannot stand" "A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on." "Groceries. It's a bag with different things in it."

It took a while, but they did it.

The Democrats suck at being in opposition almost as much as the Republicans suck at being in power. Rs are the dogs that caught the car; Ds are handing over the keys and running away.

The road to fascism is paved with people telling you you're overreacting.

Ugh. Just look at this band of v dismal Tories, grabbing the stage at the farmers’ “rally”. The same people who limited our rights to protest, betrayed farmers with their Brexit lies and then shafted them with their idiotic replacement trade deals. A photo op of pure hypocrisy and bullshit concern.

Apparently, robust political discourse* is no longer tolerated in "the town square of free speech", as of the morning after the night before. So here I am. Hi. Who should I follow? *I criticized Elmo's friend, it made him sad 🙁