There’s a big, new album coming out tomorrow and I don’t know about you but I can’t WAIT to listen to it. I’ll be awake at midnight!

When the fireworks are still going off in Dorchester two weeks after the 4th.

I want to thank our downstairs neighbor for deciding that today, in its <85 degree temps, was the best day to dump a trash bin full of wet, rotted leaves on our driveway and then do nothing with them. Of note, today was also garbage day. The leaves were not thrown out.

I edited this like ten times, but this is my list and I’m sticking to it. I will not be taking questions at this time.

This was three months into quarantine and we still went through with it. Here we are five years later and I still do my terrific dances.

I don’t regret not buying that painting because instead I bought this amazing nonsense bottle of Flowers tonight. Happy fifth wedding anniversary, @patrickmharris.bsky.social.

“And it is hysterically funny to see someone eating oysters for the first time.” —Kathy Hilton

We may not be gay dads to a human, but we are very much gay dads to a gay little dog spending the week in a gay little town.

“My son can’t be gay. He’s obsessed with women.” The women:

Having one of those “my left eye won’t stop twitching kind of days”.

Between the Chess revival and Survivor 50, this has been a weird day for casting announcements.

Haven’t seen The Light in the Piazza since I was 20. I liked it. But it and I having aged nearly 20 years, I understand it SO much more and it’s so beautiful.

A squirrel leaped in front of my car today and it didn’t end well for them. Meanwhile I’m still spiraling thinking about their family throwing them a funeral and their kids crying when they heard the news.

25 years ago today (it was a Tuesday) I was driven after school to Coconuts (or Strawberries, I don’t remember when it switched) to pick up the new Britney CD. Today I celebrated by getting the vinyl delivered and I’m 13 again in my room listening on my boombox.

It’s because I’m barely looking at them. If I look too hard they feel smothered and will wither.

Things I don’t expect in our neighborhood: a LOUD 11pm sing a long rendition of The Power of Love. I love it and hate it at the same time.

I’m on Day 3 of 5 on the West Coast and I’m still not acclimating to the time change. At this point, I have two more days of waking up at 5am and going to bed at 9pm. 🤷‍♂️

I wrestle with the thought of going to Florida in the next few years, let alone a place where I’m completely illegal to exist.

Live footage of @patrickmharris.bsky.social whenever there’s a loud voice on the street outside our condo. (🖼️Mary Stevenson Cassatt, In The Loge)

Had my first MRI today and it was a cozy meditative experience that was actually kind of…fun?

I am the most excited for all the Tony love for Death Becomes Her - it’s my favorite new musical I’ve seen in quite some time.

There she is. Box 1 of 3 done + 1/3 of a sold separately lighting set = 11 hours build time so far, many more to go.

I have binged almost all of Love on the Spectrum and am going through all of the feelings.

Ready for the conclave draaaaaaama.

I know some watch this for Judy. And while she is a part of my love for the movie, I REALLY love Queen Hatshepsut-Annie Miller. #EasterParade

A movie that takes place where you’re from

Between finally buying the Titanic Lego set and the release of Death Becomes Her OBC this is my week of delayed gratification.

The epicenter of faggotry in Greater Boston is … the Hyatt Regency Boston Harbor? #geigh (CC: @patrickmharris.bsky.social)

Is getting older really about reading obituaries for people you haven’t thought about in years (and then spiraling into what does it all mean in the end anyways?) Asking for a friend.

Concept art for the Lisa-House-Burning Scene. playbill.com/article/tlc-...

Took myself to see the Shucked tour this afternoon and what a delight that show is! 🌽

My day of Couch™️ continues.

I can verify the Bissell Little Green Pet Pro carpet cleaner DOES work as confirmed by the five gifts Freddie left throughout my office today that are no longer there. Not sponsored.

I did it first in Pirates of Penzance.

Some select views from the Kylie Minogue Tension tour last night, from which I’m still thriving off and finding bits of confetti that followed us home from.

The amount of internal rallying and prepping for a concert when you’re a millennial. 🙄 Padam padam. 😍

This is the best journalism we all need now.

So in the end, Greg DID end up working for Black Lives Matter. #WhiteLotus

Fine. Just give me another show on HBO where Carrie Coon delivers a peak acting moment in a glorious finale.

Our HOA is like being legally forced into a group project with truly incompetent people and never being able to finish the project because they keep accidentally hitting the delete button.

Our new Soda Stream got delivered today in our effort to not use so many cans. Because that will save the world. 😬

"oh really? Cory Booker can speak passionately for over 24 straight hours on the Senate floor and never stumble but you went to work for a few hours and now you're 'too tired' to go get a drink with me??" -how I'm going to be annoying to my friends going forward

I had no meetings today so I spent the entire day working from the couch, laying down, in sweat pants and my BroadwayCon 2016 Tshirt and feeling like nobody should ever see me like this. Sorry to my husband and dog.

You know what April 1 means? 16 more days until the Death Becomes Her cast album comes out and I can listen to more than the four same songs.

The entire cast is delightful. And Matt Bomer…is…funny? He goes from Fellow Travelers to this? The RANGE.

Mid-Century Modern is like…good? I find myself chuckling and enjoying myself often. Quelle surprise.

I’m craving some pie. But I’m not quite sure why. Guess I’ll have cookies instead. (I was never a fan of or good at poetry.)

This show was every single thing that I thought it would be in every way.

Cancelled TV show that you will never stop thinking about I have so many but this one was the shit for me in college.

Noah Wyle won his Emmy for tonight’s episode. #ThePitt