“i only trust an atlanta analysis on this, by the way … a queer enby bottom from atlanta has to tell me why.”

not to be vulnerable but my brain is very ill and i really miss being pretty

i’m getting FUCKED in donkey kong country!!!

“these are my big naturals.” - brian murphy

“the birds follow the cold draft… slash the story…”

he’d give you the cup off his nuts 😔

what do you MEAN balnor shows up in naddpod campaign 3 brian murphy you rat bastard!!!

nooooo don’t walk into the bathroom while i’m poopin on the clock i’m shy 😳🫣🤭🤫🫠

things are tough but i’m just like really happy with the direction my life is going right now

tw weight change i’ve gained a little weight and none of my fucking pants fit me anymore and i want to d*e!!!!!!!

trauma dump & delete trauma dump & delete trauma dump & delete trauma dump & delete

need 2 b euthanized

i’m a hypochondriac for weird shit bc why have i spent my whole day researching lipedema and lymphatic drainage methods

a while back i was showing my boyfriend some of dan and phil’s sims 4 series and he asked me “are they in a relationship?” and i simply had to sigh heavily as i prepared to drop like fifteen years of lore on him

i’m so full of love i could barely eat ✨

man if i don’t get an email from [redacted] or [redacted] about [redacted] soon i’m genuinely going to fucking crash out

jesse and i started a house together on sims 1. the smiley home™️ (a portmanteau of our last names) features a lot of victorian and gothic architecture, stained glass, cathedral windows, and the like. keely smiley is a criminal and jesse smiley is an up-and-coming celebrity. ✨

something extremely on brand about paul & morgan talking about how their first time together took “FOREVERRRR” (one hour)

there have been at least 38 confirmed wildfires in the state of arkansas today, in case anyone was curious about how the whole climate change thing is going

he received a harmonica for his birthday btw, in case y’all were wondering

despite the horrors, life is still good

i miss my boyfriend (i saw him this morning) (we spend hours on the phone everyday) (i’m seeing him tomorrow too)

heat

jelly meatballs and white russians ftw

my god… that hot as hell rat has just invented ⊹₊⟡⋆ democracy ⊹₊⟡⋆

me: “love when a weird little guy whips out a harmonica” jesse: “… give me three weeks, i’ll be a master harmonicaist”

being a huge fucking lovergirl simp for my boyfriend is a full time job and i’m trying to get tenure

he got you a rose 🌹💝✨

“you’re an evil slut and i’m a silly little skank” - @superradcatdad.bsky.social

ugh i have to carry my own pc back out to my car??? cruel and insidious, i’m too princess for this

the arby’s app is abysmal, we just want the meats bro, we know you have them

this is probably a bad time to admit i haven’t listened to cowboy carter yet but i promise it wasn’t intentional i just forget to do shit

no it’s cool i actually love getting sexually harassed and objectified by older women at the bar :’)

kids these days and their damn phones 🙄

CONOZCA SUS DERECHOS: Dígale a sus hijos de que si la migra llega a sus escuelas, no tienen que responder a las preguntas - incluso si un adulto les dice que está bien hablar.

me n my boy be speakin in hieroglyphics half the time

trying not to take a nap today but unfortunately it’s soooo rainy and i want to snooze

“of all the things you could be putting in my mouth, you’re putting words in there???”

executive dysfunction is beating my ass again, can’t make myself walk to the kitchen to eat or even roll over to charge my phone

uh oh i think i’m sexually attracted to timothée chalamet again

thinking about how excited i am to go cuddle with my boyfriend and kiss his precious face in a few hours

you ever been so goddamn smitten that it genuinely makes you want to be a better person?

my friends get to meet my beautiful boy this weekend and i’m so excited i’m going to start chewing holes in the walls 👹

birthday birthday birthday birthday birthday

bg3, seemingly out of nowhere: +60 xp me:

not to be sappy on main but i loveee when jesse randomly calls me throughout the day just to quickly tell me something or chat while he’s driving, it’s so nice to hear his voice and it’s a really sweet reminder that he’s thinking about me too

i have an ancient graphics card that’s fighting for its life running bg3 so here’s a picture of tav n the gang t-posing while the assets were trying to render

we’ve reached unprecedented levels of “so back” bros 🫡