Being written soon - SPARE II by Brooklyn Beckham . . . Zzzzz

Should be more of a statement rather than a question . . . one of the most corrupt & odious MP's to ever disgrace Westminster . . . which is some achievement

BREAKING NEWS Robert Jenrick has been sacked from the Tory Party so we are offering him the chance to come and join the OFFICIAL Loony Party. As a result he will have to resign his position as an MP

Political cartoon by Ella Baron. Super artwork. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre... Alt: Night scene outside a pub with hanging sign "The Old Tory". Shiny black refuse bags with Reform rosettes attached. Emerging from a wheely bin is Nadhim Zahawi. Spivvy Nigel Farage swoops to shake his hand.

Now that would be nice, however since all politicans lie looks likes your gonna ban them all. 🤣🤣🤣

Once we are in Government, all opposition parties will be banned from using @bsky.app unless they tell the truth in every post they make. We will extend this policy to the House of Commons where any who speak a lie will be charged with treason and deselected as an MP #Manicfesto

Once we are in Government, all opposition parties will be banned from using TwitterX unless they tell the truth in every post they make. We will extend this policy to the House of Commons where any who speak a lie will be charged with treason and deselected as an MP #Manicfesto

Make America Great Britain Again! We know that many in the USA are regretting their foolish decision to go it alone back in 1776. In a spirit of forgiveness we will 'acquire' America as the property of Great Britain & will generously allow them full colonial status. #Manicfesto

🌀 2025 will be remembered as yet another turbulent year in British politics 👇 Here is @politicshome.bsky.social's rundown of last year's major events

ON THE GROUND | Trump wants to rule Venezuela by force – but he’s getting the US into a mess

@jothekendall.bsky.social Day 5 - Bohemian Rhapsody? Once in Government, we will replace the current #NationalAnthem with #BohemianRhapsody by #Queen, as more people know the words to ALL of the verses instead of just the first one. #Manicfesto

The Golden Lion was within walking distance for us as teens. There was one particular lady associated with the MRLP you may have heard of. Only met her once, briefly. Lovely lady could have been my maternal gran’s twin sister. www.loonyparty.com/3910/5427/r-...

Hello Bluepals! Anyone up for my 31-Day Prog Music Challenge? Day 4 - A song or track that's over 10 minutes long I'm choosing the magnificent Neu!-meets-Zep style Motorpsycho - Lucifer, Bringer Of Light (2025) youtu.be/YTY-EFKj5rI?... #MusicChallenge #musicsky #31dayprogchallenge

We will combat political corruption by participating in it openly. We will establish the Board Of Bribery, who will set the going BOB rates, thus ensuring profits of #sleaze for the many, not just the few! #Manicfesto

All MPs will be required to wear the slogans of the company's that they undertake any 'work' or accept any payment from . . . Like F1 driver & snooker players. #Manicfesto

After the next #GeneralElection, we will introduce a 'cooling-off period' in case voters wish to change their minds and learn from any voting mistakes made the past. #Manicfesto

Rather than stirring up division we will unite everyone in the UK again by surrounding the UK with a large cardboard box so people can think they are either IN or OUT of the EU. This will be known as Schrodinger's #Brexit #Manicfesto

We will stop the practice of council workers piling up tarmac on the roads in the form of speed humps and instead get them to put it in the plethora of potholes. #Manicfesto

We will reduce the voting age to 5 years old to reflect the behaviour of our elected politicians whilst 'debating' in Westminster. If you can hold a crayon, you can vote. The ONLY wasted vote . . . is one that isn't used! #Manicfesto

In the UK, we used to have a party called the Monster Raving Looney Party. They stood at every General Election with a manifesto of absolutely comical policies. They were great fun. How the heck did you guys elect one of them as your President? 😜

Ironically, seat belts were originally a policy of Lord Such and the Monster Raving Looney Party.

The legal questions Trump’s Venezuela plans raise next

BREAKING NEWS Our #LoonyLotto prize games will be making a weekly return in the very near future . . . full details will be announced on our website in due course! loonyparty.com

BREAKING NEWS The #NewYearsHonours are in . . . www.loonyparty.com/3409/9304/ne...

#NewYearsHonours www.loonyparty.com/3409/9304/ne...

BREAKING NEWS The #NewYearsHonours are in . . . www.loonyparty.com/3409/9304/ne...

@omrlp.bsky.social Cathedral City Cheddar should only be available in cities with cathedrals. #Manicfesto

BREAKING NEWS Our new Honorary Ministers, along with the Ministry they will run once we sweep into Government, will be announced in the next few days. #NewYearsHonours

Our #NewYearsHonours process is now well underway and will be announced in late December . . . Which person would you nominate for an OFFICIAL Loony award and why?

Our #NewYearsHonours process is now well underway and will be announced in late December . . . Which person would you nominate for an OFFICIAL Loony award and why? www.loonyparty.com/4920/9055/of...

Watching @zackpolanski.bsky.social doing the media tv rounds wearing two poppies, one red and one white. Freakin genius!

Website Update - @thequietus.com www.loonyparty.com/5420/9288/qu...

BREAKING NEWS Congratulations to #AlanCarr on his loony victory on #CelebrityTraitors @thetraitors.bsky.social Sutch a political performance is sure to be recognised in our #NewYearsHonours list scheduled for announcement in late December 2025 🎩

WEBSITE UPDATE Bigg Ben & the Remixiteers Unleash ‘Loony Loony 25 26 27’ song. loonyparty.com/2013/9248/bi...

Website Update - @thequietus.com www.loonyparty.com/5420/9288/qu...

As a more energy saving measure #ChurchillTime will be made a weekly event. Clocks will go forward 2 hours on a Monday morning to reduce the drudgery of the day & then back on Friday evening thus getting an extra 2 hours to pursue leisure activities. #Manicfesto #ClocksGoBack

Evening Lord @matthew-wright.bsky.social 🎩 How are you enjoying the LSD?

BREAKING NEWS - #LoonyConf Update metro.co.uk/2025/09/26/w...

WEBSITE UPDATE Bigg Ben & the Remixiteers Unleash ‘Loony Loony 25 26 27’ song. loonyparty.com/2013/9248/bi...

Leaders of the OMRLP and their sister party - both present themselves as a protest vote but one is quite funny and the other is definitely NOT. bsky.app/profile/omrl...

Once in Government, we will complete a 5 year Parliament in only 4 years. This policy not only ensures a 20% saving for the public purse but also gives everyone in the UK a year off from listening to the unofficial loony politicians. #Manicfesto

Once in Government, all artists & musicians will be allowed to steal AI's work . . . let's see how he likes it! #Manicfesto

We will give free tuition fees to any student named Grant. #Manicfesto #NoTaxRises #TuitionFees

This should be @omrlp.bsky.social policy!

BREAKING NEWS - #LoonyConf Update metro.co.uk/2025/09/26/w...