Every time I see someone’s picture of a slime mold I think about this biology teacher who saw one on her mulch and thought it was a dog puke. “When I went to clean it up, I saw it was a slime mold!” My takeaway question from that was “Why clean up dog puke if it’s outside”? #memories #slimemold

The Pig Queen 🥰 #amigurumi

How do I keep getting sucked into meta platforms?

Insane elected officials of Facebook www.facebook.com/share/14NPdz...

One Halloween I dressed up as the GOP's Healthcare plan. I never made it out of the House.

ALL. OPTIONS.

@mark-kenneth-king.bsky.social I’m gonna miss you so much

I went to reached an earthworm from the sidewalk this morning and found this single umbrella tucked into the grass 🍄 #fungi #mushroom

Finally getting a chance to visit the @gravesco.bsky.social store tomorrow!! I AM SO STOKED.

Crochet injury or the Arthur Itis? #crochetproblems

These guys were hard to photograph because they were REALLY HIGH off the ground, and I am not 😂 you can kinda see the other clusters, but they were completely out of reach #fungi

@mark-kenneth-king.bsky.social 😂😂😂

Your mom dropped her purse

My high school guidance counselor dropped the fucking ball. I DEMAND JUSTICE, MR. STERMER

One single down! #handspun

Happy #Easter

You’d have thought he walked up there in gray sweatpants

All I want is a 25/26 planner with week views that are NOT vertical, and month views with Wednesdays ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE BINDING. Is this really too much to ask? 😩

If you’re opposed to fascism and you still use X, then no you aren’t.

Halfway through this bobbin and it’s still got overspin problems 😩 #handspun #spinner

My bobbin of plied leftover singles 🥰 #handspun #leftovers

The founder of Signal releases a response to SignalGate: “There are so many great reasons to be on Signal. Now including the opportunity for the vice president of the United States of America to randomly add you to a group chat for coordination of sensitive military operations.”

What does it say about me as a person that I don’t find the idea of being consumed and overtaken by a cordyceps fungus as objectionable as being overtaken by a zombie virus? #fungalthoughts

How your war plans find me

Hot off the wheel! Mystery wool in browns, greys, and cream #handspunyarn

Every book I’m reading has taken an unsatisfying turn 😩

It took a lot longer than expected, but I’m getting around to my blind date with a book! This will be a challenge as I’m not partial to military stories, but I do love female empowerment #blinddatewithabook

I’ve been working on this sweater for my mother in law since October, and it has resisted its creation every stitch of the way, but I’ve finally completed the sleeves, which have been the most recalcitrant parts. The rest should come together nicely, but damn, designing is hard #crochetproblems

I got this “blind date with a book” from my local indie bookstore and I wasn’t going to unwrap it until I was ready to read it, but then I found it knocked to the floor and torn open and now I feel like it’s a sign? #blinddatewithabook

I’m no fungi photographer, but I did find these orangebois growing out of the edge of a picnic table that was chained up like it would run away to join its uncut brethren in the woods on the other side of the parking lot. #fungifriends #fungiinfunplaces

With the dismantling of commitments to diversity and inclusion happening at the federal level, I’m nervous to see so many companies burning their DE&I policies like old photos of themselves with their 80s permed mullets that they are now ashamed of. 1/2

“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

#elonmusk #uspolitics

The best thing about bluesky so far: ALL THE FUNGI PHOTOGRAPHERS 😍 I’m gonna collect them all like yarns that are always too good for the project I wanna make 🥹

Did I need another void to scream into?