I watched one video analyzing My Little Pony classism and now my feed has been overtaken by MLP... Not even once kids

Princesses don't get to rule or think or control! They get love and dolls and dresses and attention! Princesses should be pretty pink perfect puppets forever!!

they're finally making romhacks removing the useless parts of pokemon games

Yk I never knew Sinners (2025) was about Vampires, as someone who hadn't seen it yet I assumed it was a mafia drama for some reason

Imagine this but with @soapybumslap.bsky.social everytime he has insightfull:tm: commentary

Sorry sweety but we discuss the illegal overthrowing of the US government on platforms way more secure then your average social media app: the Jeremy Renner Official App

at the part of the shiny hunt where we're starting to lose our minds a little WHY IS IMAGE_FRIEND ON ARCEUS' TUMMY

Okay asking for creative feedback here: Would it be funny if like a guy character constantly performed transfem stereotypes, but the guy is actually 100% cis but no one believes him (mind you that part of the ensemble is already transfem)

... soon after the warning my fever drastically dropped and now my only ailment is a really rough throat... like actually wtf is going on

Got down with the sickness now too, pretty bad fever, do not mess with b100 kids, he WILL use some voodoo magic on you to punish you for that sin

Honestly with how all my bad luck started compounding after I said I was going to remove it today I'm starting to be scared that it's the weirdest curse ever

I'm sure that whatever my heater is doing atm is against the geneva convention. Eaither having to turn it off comletely in winter or put it on some "drying beef jerky" as temp

When you forgot your main charger at your parents, your heater is acting up, your pc broke and you have a medium level headache

"One must imagine sissyphus happy" No actually I would be pissed if I were given an uncompleteable goal for the rest of eternity. Sissyphussy has the right to be angry

How would you react if a newly elected official of your country for whatever far right party revealed he was a transwoman faking an identity, who then in the same speech declares alligience for a 0 seat party and then snorts what seems to be cocaine

Breaking news: @simplyaweful.bsky.social has short term memory loss

toadstool things

Yk I wonder if they ever dubbed or subbed Bassie and Adriaan, let me check real quick

I now realise people won't recognise me beyond the B100 as yk their mutual for however long

Let the record show that as long as the Greenland Crisis continues I shall be repping B100, because they always have to get me

How to stop posting google searches on bluesky by accident

Fuck it, B100 arc?

There is a real issue of america-centrism on the web. I can't even say "I always have bad luck, they always have to get me!" Without the referencing falling on deaf ears for the Verenigde Staten van Amerika

I'm a professional Goon I will have you know: I goon in the mornings I goon in the night I goon for da boss And I goon for might

I can't believe we reached the state of the world where "How do we prevent our Friday Night Funkin' Mod about Anime Girls from Trump's potential war against the EU" is a valid concern

emotional support gogoat (gogoat can tell how its trainer feels by making contact with its horns)

Rioters are putting BANANA PEELS in front of ICE agents who keep slipping on them with a woopwoopWOOPWOOP sound and falling on their bumbums with a loud crashing cymbal sound. Disgusting behavior.

How the fuck do I explain to people that a fnf song that is like 4 years old somehow catapulted me out of my weeklong depressive episode due to a strange fantasy sequence it started in my head. How do you even begin to explain that

At what point can I put "supervillain" in my resume instead of utterly deranged

Guys I'm sorry, I did not manage to figure out how to make the supermarket chatbot explain the process of cooking Meth, a grave loss for our society

Hey can the guy starting the nuclear war speed up a little? I very much want it to be before I start getting hopeful in myself again, would stress me a lot more then. Okay? Thanks

Yk no one wants to hire you when even the army won't take you

I knew I didn't misremember the time Scott Adams sissy hypnotized himself with chatgpt

Season 1-8 clips of the simpsons where skinner talks about Nam is strangely relatable in a way that makes no sense considering I was born 49 years after the Vietnam war ended

"School, I remember school, as much as I wish I didn't... had to claw and bite my way out, returning to my prime animalistic instincts just to survive. something about being locked in a tiny cage like a classroom makes me question if we truelly did evolve past the ape" - me when my friends play fnf

Yk I wonder what the stirnermoder guy is doing these days

Different friend but the vibe still fits

Friend just said that "Tesco" as a name sounds like some Asriel-Ralaei Bullshit with Costco

*showing my asexual friend some deltarune related porn statistics* "Why is werewire so high" ... sweet innocent child

Yk any non-blank slate game involves hypnokink if you *really* are desperate. Controlling someone else's actions

When did the world come to the point I'm just scrolling past "help urgently needed!" posts cause I had to desensitive myself cause if I kept reading everyone one of them I would lose all my faith in a better tommorow and take the eternal nap

When you got so fucked over by the education system that fucking streaming might be the most viable job unironically

Yk if I ever start twitch streaming I will just implicate that one former friend we had to kick out due to bad stuff:tm: in every comically evil action just to make people guess what the fuck he actually did

Goddamn, people are going bonkers after that one, bad on them, bad on them

Yesterday I bet there was going to be an official fnf update today on a discord with friends I have now won that bet

Darn, it's not even 3 in the afternoon yet and the neighbourhood is already sounding like the trenches with all this firework

I have found out the bible is 1 buck on steam atm, sppamming it as a gift to all my friends is a tempting oppertunity

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