Saw this and spit-taked my doppio.

OTOH, Mike Trout being an Angel his entire career is sadder than Shohei Ohtani trading Angels red for Dodger blue.

Jeff Kent, huh. Was Jamie McCourt on the committee?

The permanent slime, corrosion and decay you are plagued with when dealing with the Dotard-in-Chief (DIC). Or with FIFA.

How many did he drop?

Was alive when the Baseball HOF was established.

This is 6️⃣5️⃣ : (Low light location chosen on purpose.)

Happy birthday @dodgersgail22.bsky.social and @billbushman.bsky.social, two of the brightest lights on my timeline!

Only 1/3 are itemized. In this day and age, I imagined “asshole” was on the rise.

Only 7.4%. Either I’m slipping in my old age, or Bsky is just a different kind of place than Twitter.

@profanity.accountant Hello

🎶Song Sung-moon, everybody wants one, Song Sung-moon, the K-B-O has grown one🎶

Analysis of this trade will require nuance as there is no Black or White in this deal.

Yamamoto won games in 9 consecutive months.

This is the argument for why intentional walks should still consist of throwing four pitches. (yes, I know that under the current rules this can be circumvented by making four consecutive pitch clock violations instead.)

Post you from a different era. This is in 1991, when I was 30.

Imagine the legal arguments had the item thrown been a wrapped hot dog.

FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE. (may be easier to read the alt text than deal with the screencap)

JD can’t not butt in because he’s just a giant ass.

I do not expect anyone to say that the Blue Jays “shit down their leg“.

Finally, a World Series 18-inning win that will live on forever in Dodgers lore, instead of being a weird footnote.

BACK TO BACK!!!

YANAMOTO HAS ALREADY EARNED HIS ENTIRE CONTRACT!!!

DODGERS WIN IT WITH DEFENSE!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YES!!!!!!!

OMG! Pages with the better angle on that.

Yamamoto trying to do the Hershiser, sort of.

Three-pitch, three-out save for Tyler Glasnow, his first ever major-league save.

Thank goodness MiggyRo has great hands.

So it’s GlasNOW.

Still holding onto our asses.

I already feel grumpy and snarly.

YES HE WILL!!!!!

Will Klein win it?

Never bunt. If Kiké doesn’t win it after Edman’s double, he would be seeing the same LHP a second time instead of a half-dead Rojas.

“Ernie Clement” is not only a two-first name guy, but his name sounds like a guy that played for the Cardinals in the 1950s.

It is going to be fun to listen to the announcers dance around an explanation for why Dodger fans are booing lustily when George Springer is announced for his first at bat.

in 47.1 postseason IP, Yoshi’s ERA is 2.47

Yamamoto’s one run allowed was started with a leadoff hit-by-pitch of George Springer. Same as a shutout in my book. Don Drysdale might agree.

Yoshinobu Yamamoto is barely 27 years old and has practically earned his entire contact already.

They say this Yamamoto is a bad mother— (shut your mouth) But I'm talkin' 'bout Yoshinobu! (Well he can dig it!)

Jays fans in my replies seem to have extremely thin skin, which seems disadvantageous when living so far north.

I thought Canadians were supposed to be nice and polite.

The Dodgers lost one World Series game last year. Score was 11-4.

Kershaw or Wrobleski is the bridge to Kiké now.

When does Kiké come in to pitch?

How was the song (Hollywood Swinging) in the New Balance Ohtani commercial not altered to “Hey Sho-hei” ?

Fuck George Springer.

Addison Barger sounds like the name of a guy who lost an election to John Quincy Adams.