Spending the long weekend outside.

Bluesky really said pride is over faggots, no fat cock Friday pictures for you #fcf

There’s something very queer about house hunters.

Back to gym selfies now that I think I’ve fully recovered and can pull some real weight again.

Not suits being one of my weaknesses 🫠

People who say things like "they don't make good music anymore" are really telling on themselves

Be sure to catch some summer sun.

Nice hot summer night for a cigar #cigarsocial

My humidor has been looking pretty sad but snagged a great Father’s Day deal on a big sampler pack and travel case. Hoping to find something interesting #cigarsocial

After a weekend in my hometown dealing with toddlers I’m reminded of why I much prefer being the fun uncle. Happy Father’s Day!

If you don’t have anything gay to say then don’t say anything at all.

Capping off the weekend with the always wonderful men of @stumptownstrokes.bsky.social - hope you all had a good one.

How do people have time for all these group chats? I can barely keep up with one discord server.

my life advice is that everyone should adopt a new fetish every 5 years, this is the only way to be happy in this turbulent world

Doing the thing 💪

Not me asking my coworker for help finding a “letter holder thing” You mean an “envelope” Exactly what I meant!

You ever take a bunch of hotel thirst traps you thought were eating but then on sober reflection realize they were all very poorly lit and out of focus? Anyways, take the thirst traps before you go out, not drunkenly after 😅

Nightcap and cigar on the strip #cigarsocial

I seem to have lucked out in the las Vegas convention hotel room lottery.

In Vegas for a work conference this week. If any bloomfs are in town hit me up 🪩

Empty balls, happy husband Or however that saying goes…

PSA: Bluesky's new auto-tagging moderation stuff is a disaster. Disable it. Go into Settings on the Bluesky site and enable adult content and set everything to Warn at most, which makes posts opt-in. Hide just vanishes posts. Then go into Advanced/Bluesky Mod Service and do the same on everything.

In southern Oregon this weekend for our nephew’s high school graduation. Some great dad watching here.

I’m only on season 2 of Hacks. Glad to hear the consensus seems to be that it wraps up nicely.

Feeling strong on chest day.

Sorry I can’t come out tonight, I’m watching the cinematic masterpiece Mortal Kombat (1995)

Straight guys have been calling me “boss” a lot recently - and I don’t hate it.

Pump it up 💪

The only thing I got to say about the Twitter v bluesky discourse going around here is that it’s never good nor interesting to talk about your ex with your current squeeze.

Celebrating the long weekend with a cigar at Rooster #cigarsocial

It’s nice to feel confident enough these days that I can just go out and dance without needing to get trashed first.

First time in forever going out dancing all night with friends.

Orville Peck concert tickets acquired 🙏

Through the fly Friday #fcf

I just think that butt sex

I’m going to a conference in a few weeks and yes, I did plan my trip such that I would not be able to travel with the rest of the team. Y’all are great coworkers but terrible cotravelers.

Another live AI demo where, even with prebuilt prompts the presenters said they tested, it was unable to produce what was expected 🤷

Alright the edible has kicked in and we’re two beers deep, let’s do this.

Had a bunch of friends over last night for a bbq and it was a great time. Gonna spend a good portion of today cleaning but feeling happy. Invite your friends over.

sometimes i forget there are non-gay ppl on this thing

Helped break in a new sling set last night and definitely feeling it today as I was a tad overeager. Where do I apply for gay workman’s comp?

I’m already getting pride marketing emails and I can’t believe June is almost imminent.

Trans rights are human rights and this administration is an abomination of hate and greed.

First cigar of the year at Rooster #cigarsocial

What a weird fucking week it’s been. Gonna hide at home with takeout and movies.

Haven’t woken up and needed to jerk off *twice* before I could get on with my day in a long time.

Was tired of the winter beard so we’re trying something new.

I am unable to discern what the theme is supposed to be at this year’s Met Gala based on these outfits 🤷

Leg day smashed. Hope you’re all having a good weekend.

Homosexual is definitely an S-tier build