I just think that butt sex

I’m going to a conference in a few weeks and yes, I did plan my trip such that I would not be able to travel with the rest of the team. Y’all are great coworkers but terrible cotravelers.

Another live AI demo where, even with prebuilt prompts the presenters said they tested, it was unable to produce what was expected 🤷

Alright the edible has kicked in and we’re two beers deep, let’s do this.

Had a bunch of friends over last night for a bbq and it was a great time. Gonna spend a good portion of today cleaning but feeling happy. Invite your friends over.

sometimes i forget there are non-gay ppl on this thing

Helped break in a new sling set last night and definitely feeling it today as I was a tad overeager. Where do I apply for gay workman’s comp?

I’m already getting pride marketing emails and I can’t believe June is almost imminent.

Trans rights are human rights and this administration is an abomination of hate and greed.

First cigar of the year at Rooster #cigarsocial

What a weird fucking week it’s been. Gonna hide at home with takeout and movies.

Haven’t woken up and needed to jerk off *twice* before I could get on with my day in a long time.

Was tired of the winter beard so we’re trying something new.

I am unable to discern what the theme is supposed to be at this year’s Met Gala based on these outfits 🤷

Leg day smashed. Hope you’re all having a good weekend.

Homosexual is definitely an S-tier build

If straight men know how to do anything, it’s ruin the vibe.

Back at it after injuring my shoulder over a month ago and then injuring my foot in soccer. I’m not at the weight I was before but building back up to it.

I know the consensus writing advice is to just write that ugly first draft but damn this first draft is ugly.

Some lunatic just called my phone (strike 1) and left a "voice mail" (strike 2) in which he failed to fully state his business, suggesting I must call him back to get the whole story. Are you out of your damn mind. Furthermore it is the sabbath

Alright, which one of y’all stole my license plate?

Sometimes you just need a club sandwich

I was gone for less than a week and this is my old thought coming back to work.

The amount of naps I take on a gay vacation is so wild. Y’all faggots are exhausting* *complimentary

Last night of #smokeout2026

Pool time cigar #smokeout2026

First beer of vacation. See y’all in Las Vegas here soon #smokeout2026

Not me waiting until the very last minute to pack everything 🙃

Touching your bro’s pubes counts as touching grass btw

Hump Day cigar time #cigarsocial

Does pineapple make your pee taste better too or is that just cum? Asking for a friend(s)

This is a Darlene Mitchell stan account now

lol, lmao even

Spring is definitely here and it is gorgeous out.

You never know how much you use your shoulder until you tweak it :/

Gym smashed.

Woke up in the mood to bully some prostates

Out of all the big lifts, deadlifts are definitely my favorite. It’s not the sexiest lift but I can throw so much weight around that it always makes me feel like a beast 💪

Sorry I’m late. I had a passionate affair with the snooze button this morning.

Been a minute since I posted a gratuitous flex photo.

I need boy butt and $250K.

Love is your husband asking how many mini corn dogs to throw in the air fryer

Is this the fisting crisco or the cooking crisco?

Last volume set of the day.

Yes, I will come to your birthday orgy

Feeling pretty sporty today

So nice meeting you and sharing some cigar time. #cigarsocial

Workout is done. Let’s hit the showers.

If you’re not eating the ass after you breed it, you’re only getting HALF the story

Be sure to stretch after your big lifts.