At the beach for the weekend. Try not to destroy everything while I’m away - okay?

Nestled at the far end of Folsom between 7th and 8th Bunker Gear will be slinging latex and getting things slick and shiny, come find the booth!

Enjoying the new cock ring I got in San Francisco this Fat Cock Friday #fcf

Buddy was telling me he’s thinking of getting a cock cage but his husband wasn’t really into the dom/sub part of it. So anyway, I might be a key holder for locktober 😈

“Agentification” is not a happy word

My biggest hotel pet peeve is an uncomfortable cuck chair. I want my guests to be comfortable while they watch!

Kinda wild how I, a nearly 40 year old gay man, still get butterflies kissing a boy on the sidewalk.

Feeling the homosexual urge to run another DND one-shot

Local store has completely given up on any sort of seasonality and put out Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas stuff all at once. A metaphor for our times.

Late summer smoke at Rooster #cigarsocial

The rumors about San Francisco are true. Absolutely beautiful, grungy, and filled with boys eager to please.

San Francisco is a beauty. Only got one full day to really explore but definitely want to go back.

I can sum up the tech conference I was at this week easily: AI and toxic positivity.

Fine, I guess dick root is nudity.

Hotel lighting for the win.

Heading out of PDX right as the rain rolls in. San Francisco bound

For any relationship to work, one of you must be obsessed with savory and the other one has to be obsessed with sweet.

I love you spicy food. Why must you be so unpleasant on the way out though 🫠

If you don't want me to send a big list of changes maybe do it correctly the first time. 🤷‍♂️

Even after 12 years your husband can still sexually surprise you, which is awesome.

Alright, who is the asshole who sprayed a whole can of axe body spray in the locker room? I’m getting middle school flashbacks.

Not sure what it says about me that I was looking forward to kiking with the gays tonight but I was also relieved when they had to cancel just now 😬

Well I’m a fan of the new Sabrina Carpenter album.

how dare they imply that Starfleet (ONE WORD NOT TWO) has its headquarters in San Francisco because in the 21st century it was the capital of AI Starfleet has its headquarters in San Francisco because space is gay everybody knows that

My hot, bearded, gym crush just showed up with a perfectly manicured mustache, very revealing tank, and slutty gold chain 🫠

Capped off the long weekend with a day at rooster. Hope y’all had a good one #cigarsocial

Chatbots killing their users suggests that big tech has transitioned from simple parasite to parasitoid, indicating that keeping the host alive is no longer essential for their evolutionary strategy

The straight barber I’ve been going to for almost a decade told me that he used to work for Fort Troff and would regularly go to all the big gay party events to help setup their booth. He’s been to far more events than I ever have 🤣 That was not the lore drop I expected today.

Got my gay powers restored at the barber. Probably should have taken a selfie of it before gym kicked my ass.

Gym done. Let’s hit the showers

And a very happy humpday to you all!

Family left us this morning and it was a good visit. In our debrief the main takeaway my husband and I had was that straight people are so dramatic.

Flagging pink at Powell’s

Family is staying with us this weekend and I already felt unprepared then husband informed me they are arriving today, not tomorrow 🫠

Another AI tech presentation at work this morning where I am left befuddled as to how this stuff is actually going to help us.

Lots of good cigar time with friends this summer #cigarsocial

I hope everyone is hosting their AI girlfriends on-prem

Husband just started playing Elden Ring again and there’s so much cursing coming from his office now.

Out at the neighborhood street fair with the hubby. Lots of good local dad watching.

Apple Music really does hide anything too gay/sexy

Distracting myself from the horrors of the world by organizing the cigar play party playlist

This heatwave is miserable but I do at least appreciate how it makes all the boys (me) feral

Officially past the temperature that makes any sense

Portland traffic can be bad but the drivers are generally pretty tame. I must admit I enjoy the mad max vibes on Seattle highways more.

First time seeing Gaga and holy crap she’s good.

Lady Gaga time

Pretty perfect day wandering around Seattle with my brother. Grabbed some concert merch and now gearing up for Lady Gaga.

On my way up to Seattle. Traffic has been horrid but I got my soundtrack settled.

Was very thankful today that my younger selves saved monthly music playlists going back to 2012.

Past few weeks have been pretty shit but finally back in the gym and feeling better.