just tried to think of the name steven soderbergh and said steven sotomayor 😭

going from working for a publicly traded started to a private trading firm has been such whiplash like what do you mean you’re spending money to make your employees happy

i get rosalía makes good music but i really can only imagine her chewing gum

my doctors appointment was the first one at 9am….just heard the doctor walk in at 9:45…..like please be serious

so funny when people are like “i don’t want a big wedding” bc literally the main reason i’d get married is to have a huge ass party

i know this is just a universal late 20s experience but if one more college friend gets engaged im gonna scream

No Noise November. everybody shut up

still not over the husband and wife i saw dressed as dexter and dee dee (brother and sister)

malcolm gladwel has always been the ultimate grifter and i will die on this hill

nothing feels as good as post-migraine clarity ngl (pretty rare experience as my migraines rarely fully clear)

is stranger things good enough or popular enough to justify any of that

this app can get a tux pic too

just remembered i have to sing in front of 250 people….

can’t find my one pair of glasses that looks like every other pair of glasses i have ugh

one of my besties is getting married this weekend and i get to see a bunch of my friends and wear cute outfits and im just so excited

no offense but when people bitch about being single i’m so confused bc it’s so fun

learning that matt rogers uses a 3-in-1 at the age of 35 explains a lot

a chicago bar trying to say their poster wasn’t made with ai while the hands look like this

bawk bawk (crochet by meeeeee)

looking for a job is so disheartening sometimes like what you mean i’m a top applicant for beast industries

he literally has a million red flags buts idc that’s my man and i’m gonna miss him

replied to an email with “thanks for letting me know, I’m going to have a lawyer review this” and someone completely 180’d without me doing anything

worst part about calling someone on the phone for work is the possibility they may pick up

on the other hand today i didn’t feel great and went to workout in the hope it would help and now i feel worse…..

if you can’t have tylenol while pregnant, how will they handle their hangovers???

years ago i decided to never post about that greedy woman but she’s decided to come for my girlie so may have to take that back

adrian chase from peacemaker is the perfect character with the perfect actor i need him desperately

98% of me doesn’t believe in the rapture but sadly there is 2% of me that is like “what if it’s right?? that’d be so funny”

hate when i feel like shit and go workout and immediately feel great….like why can’t the solution be laying around and watching tv instead of physical exercise

“wokeness has killed comedy” advocates have been real quiet

can we stop with the jokes about the bear being a comedy now that it didn’t win anything??

i was wrong they already are on it

were like 24-36 hours from them transvestigating the shooter

he fucked around and he found out

mariah carey tonight

so important to me

hack for air and water show: get an ear infection so you sleep through all of it or can’t hear it!!

naomi osaka losing in the montreal final, jimmy getting evicted from bb, and i got told i’m being temporarily forced out of my apartment for repairs…..today is not going my way

PEGGY COUGHING BETTER NOT BE FORESHADOWING

and what an ending

this is one of the best tennis matches ive ever seen

so funny to say this while mike white is fighting for his life in fiji

musk is about to be deported as an illegal alien

a they/them tattoo artist i have a few pieces from was accused of cheating by their more famous influencer girlfriend and omggggg the drama

need to stop thirsting over oomf who lives in a different state but i won’t

that’s not the right hat for law school graduation lol

likely thing for him to say

b2emo community we are safe