“Reverse emails,” Jared Kushner corruption edition He also holds no Senate-confirmed Cabinet or senior government position & employing family as White House advisers violates every norm ever, but this, too, has been erased from the headlines. After years of HUNTER BIDEN, it’s shameful.

She left because she didn’t feel safe here

IMO the president threatening to end an entire civilization should remain in the news until he is no longer president, and then for a while after that.

It’s like these people have never heard of the Streisand Effect

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Donald Trump must be removed from office for threatening war crimes and genocide. Speaker Johnson: bring the House back into session. Invoking the 25th Amendment and impeachment must be on the table, but Congress should also move on a War Powers resolution to stop Trump.

BREAKING: Trump announces two week window for Congress to remove him from office

What’s the moronic equivalent of brinksmanship

As lucid an explanation for the crumbling of democracy and trust-built societies the world over as I’ve seen, unrolled here because the thread is so long skywriter.blue/@eliothiggin...

I feel like it would take so little…just 2 other reporters asking the same question that he wouldn’t answer/harangued a reporter for. He can’t turn away from attention and he can’t vilify 100% of the reporters

This is normal and fine

German compound words for the win

Um? Chill the bubbly?

Definite code orange. Day 2 of no POTUS sightings

Ok tomorrow will be day 2 of Trump having no visibility to the press pool (per daily guidance linked below) I think we have a code orange! www.forth.news/whpool/CZg1d...

I 100% participated in elaborate lesson plans around the Challenger launch, it was a big deal in our middle school. Very aware a teacher was aboard, who brought along some student-designed experiments. Really cemented the “I do not want to go to space” sentiment for me.

How do I hate you JD? Let me count the ways

We are all April’s Fool this year, amiright

Twenty-three people waiting in the public line for tomorrow’s oral argument at SCOTUS on Trump’s executive order curbing birthright citizenship.

That is…incredible

Did they always call parts of a president’s day “(fill in the blank) Time” in the daily guidance to the press pool? Because it’s giving Circle Time, Potty Time, Snack Time etc. Executive Time is weird…Signing Time is possibly weirder. Who says that?

Logging on, seeing everyone’s thrilled “OMFG” and “holy shit miracles do happen” and waiting one beat to find out it’s basketball 😢

“Litter boxes in classrooms” reminds me of the 1980s Satanic Panic. Here’s a summary about the course of this rumor for the confused. The fact that a few schools kept kitty litter in an emergency bucket for kids trapped during a school shooting is one of the depressing places it may have started.

If you hate Musk (the dismantling of USAID comes to mind as my first reason among many) you gotta also hate Zuck bcs look, they are such buddies. Shun all Meta products not just Tesla

According to documents filed this morning by the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of NY, ICE has been lying for a year — not only to the public, but to the courts and to prosecutors — about being authorized to make arrests at 26 Federal Plaza and other immigration courts. (1/2)

Wait WHAT?

The first glimmer of chucking chuck

When the Japanese live translation goes silent because the translators are too stunned to repeat your Pearl Harbor “joke” to the Japanese PM, you’ve officially reached a new level of diplomatic failure. Those seconds of silence were the most honest reaction of the day.

the Afroman trial has been incredible. Police busted down his door under bogus kidnapping and drug smuggling charges, trashed his place, pointed guns at him and his family, stole money, and then sued HIM when he started posting songs and videos using the security footage to call them out on it.

Not the main point of any of this, but I’d love that pound cake recipe. Cake so good it makes cops look twice.

i dunno man, this is all unfolding exactly the way we anti-zionist Jews warned everyone it would, and it sucks

If he's going to get a national profile on the strength of a younger woman's campaign, I'm going to come out and say it: during his short-lived tenure as a math professor, Biss had an inappropriate romantic relationship with one of his undergraduate students. I was that student.

Per press pool: Amidst remarks about the Kennedy Center, Trump began discussing…Florida Rep. Neel Dunn who was combatting, per POTUS, a "terminal" heart illness. "He would be dead by June," Trump says of Dunn's initial condition. Speaker Mike Johnson replied, "okay, that wasn't public."

Bounce on the upper cloud twice for a shortcut!

I’m sort of expecting us to all get a pair of men’s size 10 Florsheim shoes in the mail shortly

How many times can Trump hit the “no transgender in sports” talking point Follow up: do you think they tried to get him to stop saying mutilization and just gave up

This #InternationalWomensDay, consider supporting the woman challenging @tomsuozzi.bsky.social (me). If elected, I will be the first woman to represent this district, and one of the very few mothers of young children in Congress. And unlike Tom, I support *all* women, including Trans women.

Will Trump give back his half of the heart necklace now?

My great-grand-uncles started Hasbro. No, I never got a cent from it (but most of my father’s side worked there at least a little bit). It was originally a pencil company!

Tell me a random fact about yourself that sounds fake but is 100% true.

The unblemished red cow is finally ready

Everything is going along splendidly

Everyone just focus on the painful rash

I can’t speak for other artists, but when the course of human events reaches a certain level of terrible, I can’t work in the studio or write. I can, however, crochet.

Mine too meaning I hate this so much

My fury is pretty epic actually

Iran has had two Supreme Leaders since 1979: first, Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, then succeeding him, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. Note that their last names are distinct; you might say it’s the difference between Johnson and Jones. It’s very common for Westerners to elide them and say “Khameini,” etc.

Is this One Weird Trick that will bring Iran freedom?

Do it now. Yes, you can leave a message. Yes, call the DC offices. Script here again.