Do I know anyone, or does anyone I know know anyone, at eBay who I can chat with about some things I'm running into with their API's?

AI automated support bots are one of the worst plagues to infest the internet. They are truly awful, infuriating and useless 95% of the time. Please, I am begging, just let me talk to a real person.

AI will have to pry em dashes out of my cold dead hands Interesting conversation I had with my kids recently: my high-school daughters actively avoid using "big" words in their writing because they get accused of using ChatGPT. Literally dumbing down their writing to avoid being accused of using AI

I do firmly believe that if you're an individual or company that is NOT over-indexing on AI right now, you have the competitive advantage. Unfortunately I do not have high hopes that the industry will recognize that until significant damage has been done.

Very happy to work on a tool like that with @tkadlec.bsky.social and the team! Please try it out and post the issues and PRs.

At the airport heading back after another incredible #perfnow. Each year, I'm reminded of how fortunate I am to be a part of the performance community. So many wonderful, kind, smart people all working together to make the web better. Already looking forward to next year.

performance.now() 2026 will take place on 19th and 20th of November 2026. #perfnow.

Always, always happy to see @yoav.ws get a shout-out. So much incredible work has happened because of him. Most recent example—speculation rules in WebKit. #perfnow

Telescope, the new cross-browser performance testing agent I mentioned at #perfnow that we @cloudflare.social have open-sourced is here: github.com/cloudflare/t... We want this to be a tool the entire community is able to contribute to and benefit from, so please help us make it better!

I appreciate everyone at #perfnow letting me have my "old man yells at cloud" moment this morning. Slides are now up: noti.st/tkadlec/3imH...

I have been sooooo looking forward to this! SPA heuristics are gonna be such a huge step forward for measuring perf on the web and finally having hard data on the perf impact. @mmocny.com #perfnow

Fellow #perfnow fellows, a reminder that PerfPlanet calendar is coming this December for another edition. And it needs YOU. Please ask if you have any contribution ideas or concerns calendar.perfplanet.com/contribute/

“We should treat accessibility as something that is structural or baked in or part of the DNA, if we want to be successful” — says @marcysutton.com at #perfnow “Don’t treat it like trying to put chocolate chips into a cookie after it is baked” I love this framing!

@inesakrap.bsky.social starting her #perfnow talk with Lego's and Bluey has me already a fan.

Slides from my @perfnow.nl talk — How Fast Is Fast Enough? — are up! If you’re at #PerfNow (or even if you’re not) I’d love to talk about creating a delightful experience for your users. speakerdeck.com/tammyeverts/...

Friendly reminder! #perfnow

@tammyeverts.com opening #perfnow with How fast is fast enough? #pragmagical

It is Friday, end of week. A good time to grab your ticket for #btconf Berlin. 3 weeks to go and we still have seats available. Full list of #speakers, their #talks and #schedule here on our website. beyondtellerrand.com/events/berli...

Ridiculously clever from @scottjehl.com

This is super exciting, particularly knowing Safari has it in Tech Preview so we're _this_ close to having it cross-browser. Also fun to watch the rollout through the lens of Cloudflare's Web Analytics.

If your industry would die if you did the right thing perhaps it's not a good industry?

New case study on wpostats.com Relive improved LCP by 50% and cut out layout shifts and saw a 3% increase in conversion rate, 6% decrease in bounce rate and 9% increase in page views per session. wpostats.com/2025/10/02/r...

Been a hot minute, but working through some of the case studies that were submitted to wpostats.com but not yet put live. Starting with a pair of INP-relevant studies from PubTech and ContentSquare. wpostats.com/2025/09/15/p... & wpostats.com/2025/09/15/c...

👀 Safari plans to ship LCP and INP in 2025?! Be still my beating heart. webkit.org/blog/16458/a...

This is incredible data from @dbelson.com showing HTML requests from crawlers versus referrals from that platform. Very easy to see the cost of AI here. ClaudeBot: 70.9k requests : 1 referral (!!!) OpenAI: 1.6K : 1 Perplexity: 202.4 : 1 blog.cloudflare.com/ai-search-cr...

Pumped for this. The line-up is stacked (with more coming soon) & the community around the event has gotten better and better each year with amazing conversations throughout, side events, large standards & browser involvement—it's wild to think about how this has taken off from its 1st year.

Lake Superior remains undefeated

For those of you who watched my talk at @webexpo.bsky.social, the bug I mentioned regarding speculation rules and GET/POST looks like it should be fixed in Chrome v138. chromium-review.googlesource.com/c/chromium/s... h/t @tunetheweb.com

Thanks again to everyone who came to my #WebExpo talk about the intersection of site speed, #UX and business metrics – and how to make a data-driven business case for investing in #webperf. My slides are up. I'd love to hear your questions and feedback! speakerdeck.com/tammyeverts/...

Heading home after a great #webexpo with a nice mix of old friends and new. Doesn't hurt that Prague is beautiful with ample dessert options. :)

I’m speaking at @perfnow.nl this October about Accessibility and Performance! Super looking forward to it. perfnow.nl/speakers.html

In all my years of flying, my luggage has been lost three times and three times only. I have been to Prague three times and three times only. The venn diagram is a full circle.

I'm just a guy, sitting in front of his computer, begging companies to please stop making me talk to AI "support" and let me talk to an actual human being instead.

Been wondering why a bunch of sites have been SUPER slow lately. Turns out it's the @1password.bsky.social chrome extension doing really bad things. :/ Gonna have to disable for awhile.

One thing about deadlifts: if you get sloppy with your form, you'll be _painfully_ aware of it. This message has been brought to you by lower back pain.

Drinking plenty of mulled wine and watching Rudolph, as our forefathers intended.

This is so well deserved. Not only is Pat one of the most brilliant people I've ever had the opportunity to work with, but he's so generous with his time—I wouldn't be able to do what I do without all the times over the years that Pat patiently answered my questions and helped me figure things out.

Suggesting people are advising against relying heavily on the popular JS architecture you work on because they're stuck in 1995 is an incredibly out of touch statement and doesn't exactly instill me with confidence that the actual issues will be resolved anytime soon.

The first performance.now() 2024 video is up: @tammyeverts.com discusses the current web performance landscape as an introduction to day 1. www.youtube.com/watch?v=MR2R...

Spotted in the wild - Dictionary content-encoding for display ads. Pretty sure the feature usage chart for dictionary encoding is about to take a pretty big jump.

This year's web perf calendar is off to an excellent start with Noam reminding everyone about Goodhart's law and the importance of remembering _why_ we're optimizing for perf in the first place calendar.perfplanet.com/2024/goodhar...

I've been threatening to write a post for awhile now about how elegant standards like Speculation Rules are, as they are built in a way that provides an natural progression for rolling out. @csswizardry.com does an _excellent_ job of demonstrating it in his latest: csswizardry.com/2024/12/a-la...

There are pumpkin pie M&M's. I'm not sure if I like them yet or not. I plan to continue eating them until I can provide a clear recommendation for you all.

Forcing Google to sell Chrome is one of those ideas that may sound ok in principle, but the practicalities are scary. Google throws a lot of resources at browser & standards work. If that's split off, do they still? Mozilla is on rocky ground at the moment, and Apple obviously has diff priorities.

performance.now() 2025 will take place on 30th and 31st of October, 2025. #perfnow.

The 5th annual #perfnow was an absolute blast. Obviously a bit biased, but I really do think it's become a must-attend for anyone working on performance or performance related tooling. Great talks, lots of old and new friends, incredible conversations—always come back with a mountain full of ideas!

This is the A/B test from @tkadlec.bsky.social that @anniesullie.bsky.social referred to during her #perfnow talk. timkadlec.com/remembers/20...

"Always iterate". @anniesullie.bsky.social Good advice for product management, performance experimentation and so much more. I'm a huge proponent of the "what's the least amount of work we can do to see if we're on the right path" approach. #perfnow

Deployed a quick China web compatibility testing tool together just for the @perfnow.bsky.social community, v 1.0. Let me know what you think⚡️ #perfnow #performancegaps

So far: holy moly do those talks at #perfNow do a good job at interlinking (is that a word?) each other! Nice work indeed!