We’re gonna take gort coin to the moon $gortcoin

on the phone with @mid-evil-werewolf.bsky.social and they were talking about how Gortash would do a crypto scam and at the same time we both yelled “GORT COIN”

bro i’m so upset about how i accidentally fucked up my SSRI dosage.. its making me feel so sick and not good as i try and fix it

i’m also thinking about completely designing a new custom Astarion for this AU i’m doing and i’m considering. giving him longer hair

karniss x valence is my big theme and like official canon endgame, HOWEVER i have been doing AU stuff involving a completely new and different plot & i might be an Astarion Liker for a bit but i promise ill be an evil one with good taste

also i’m actually like doing plot stuff with my GF where i am leaving the BG3 story and taking like 8 BG3 characters with me loll

i went to a birthday party for my aunt last night , who i haven’t seen in YEARS, and i told her abt how im going to community college and she was so proud of me and told me im so smart and its gonna be great for me ;-;

Just finished the next card! 🙃

And now death is done! Eight more to go! #bugtarot

Poppy's dealing with being half ilithid well she's totally not having a crisis about it she's fine 🙃

Yessssssssss look at my girl!!! I love the way you drew her hair and her tummy 💕 Thank you again!!

this is my dynamic for Valence and Astarion in that order

give me 10 of these

also literally only posting about this fuckin NONSENSE because i cannot even put my anger about real life into words

i just learned Astarion fans pressured them to do this and i’m genuinely like . i’m sorry i didn’t know we were all playing Jumpstart Preschool DnD Edition ; my bad

Larian and the entire BG3 fandom when you say you like Astarion’s Evil End more:

i make jokes about Evil End Astarion but i actually really genuinely like him that way and Have Feelings when he’s being like a dominant princess bitch so the way the game actually hates you for making that choice, is so annoying lol

no one noticed this except me but they updated the Ascended Astarion “on your knees” kiss to make it so your Tav is smiling and not scared. and that PISSED ME OFFFFD because like im 31 dude you dont have to hold my hand through this extremely vanilla dommy shit omfg

he’s so close to being finished i can freaking taste it. he just needs hair

Vex & Elixia, Githyanki necromancer and apprentice

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Lady Dominika, Cambion sorceress and granddaughter to Levistus, lord of the 5th.

why do discourse when you can draw dnd stupid moments

Haddo Sabbat - Arcanaloth scribe and renowned bard hater

valence looks like this

she moonrise on my tower till uh uh uh tentacles burst forth from my rafters

i love how when you go up on top of moonrise to talk to karniss he’s just up there crying

Raphael, my oc Dominika, and @driderwife.bsky.social’s tav Valence offering a little help.

OMG hi im gonna be posting about #BG3 on here again bc I got this account confused with another side account lol. hi im ripley my tav is Valence !!! he is a half drow wild magic sorcerer :) I do lots of AU stuff so you’ll see me draw him with a lot of different characters, mostly Kar’niss 🕷️

this is what i mean when i ramble about this rolan and valence and lorroakan thing. its very unserious but also serious because he is going to hit rolan for valence’s transgressions

this isn’t finished yet and it’s literally pointless but i’ve been obsessively thinking about valence working for lorroakan at the front desk because it’s funny to me

if we can pretend he wouldn’t immediately kill valence with a sword (he would), we can at least surmise that if thwy fucked it would go crazy style and be scary

Lorroakan also thinks Valence could be his bussy wife so he’s laying on the praise to both get in his pants and make Rolan feel insane because watching two wizards fight is funny to him. and Valence is like stupid as shit and oblivious the whole time and does not even know Rolans being abused

Valence is solo’ing part 3 bc he got upset and fought with all his friends. and so he meets up with Rolan and weasels his way into staying with him and Lorroakan and Lorroakan does Morel Orel to them and pits them against each other by overly praising Valence & it’s also like the movie The Good Son

peepaw & the Boy

im back because i have been playing bg3 and i came up with more insane fan character shit that ppl on twitter would kill me for

they really do look disgusting im like crying

don’t remember this one

bro why have i been obsessed with wwargaz bg3 the mean bald gith who does psychic damage on you .

i felt like this when a bat got into my room the other day

i like this astarion

Stupid And gay Bg3 doodles

Avernus Succubus AU Valence still rocks i fear

i love how when you go up on top of moonrise to talk to karniss he’s just up there crying

she moonrise on my tower till uh uh uh tentacles burst forth from my rafters

nevermind actually

valence looks like this

valence