YAY DEWEY !!! ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL MOLT!

guess who my favorite TOS character is and i’ll draw you a spider

i secretly love star trek so fucking much and im not like the most knowledgeable expert but i’ve been watching TOS for the first time with my family all year and ive been a TNG watcher since college LOL

dude i love the star trek icon actually . might become star trek forever

new icon for halloween i guess LOL

me as a star trek

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he loves the fruit flies

omfg taking FOREVER

this is gonna be trump

Couples commission for @lizardlord.bsky.social 🎃

pov you’re waking from a coma and gumby the spider is there to remind you of your life before , on Spider Earth. don’t you remember? Your spider life?

gumby’s having a good time actually

gumby’s having a good time actually

spider package is absolutely coming by tomorrow and monday at the latest. everything is secured now and i just hope the journey wasn’t too hard on anyone, i know for a fact my friend who sent them has experience in safe arachnid shipment.

pov you’re waking from a coma and gumby the spider is there to remind you of your life before , on Spider Earth. don’t you remember? Your spider life?

WHO sended a money

hey andy sweetie what’s that youre drawing? i’m making a map . a map of your eyes because often i find myself getting lost in th

Couples commission for @lizardlord.bsky.social 🎃

i think when Lily the new diardi jumping spider comes over , she will be gumby’s girlfriend but not for breeding just in my imagination

he’s doin his normal routine and is feelin good :)

HES DOING SO GOOD 💚

dude i was seriously overreacting to Gumby being sleepy the other day because he is completely fine and active again omfg … i’m sorry if i scared all of you thinking he was gonna die . now he’s simply sucking on his leggy and watchin a cricket

i didn’t mean to delete that post but I GOT MY JANITOR JOB BACK and my boss is a very nice guy still and very chill abt my disabilities and limitations and need for flexible hours

bro why did i end the job interview with “alright see ya gotta get back home to my tarantulas” im literally gonna fucking scream

the good news is that i’m meeting with my old boss today at the gym to discuss me working again!! which is scary cuz i didn’t wanna be a janitor again but VERY good for a time when i am broke as fuck

also i am happy to update my hands no longer shake like this because i am fuckin medicated for my tremor now lol

i will update you guys further on my spider package soon! i’m so worried about them

classic gumby moment

He is Gumby’s baby brother, in my mind

it’s just so incredibly sad to me how many ppl don’t give a fuck about the world they occupy and don’t have any sense of curiosity or respect for shit that isn’t like. plastic from amazon

dude the other day a science tiktoker was posting really cool footage of living barnacles & all the comments were like puke emojis and screaming in disgust and i got so autistic and mad… like so mad

Here’s some of my custom spitaurs! Only $15 right now! Just taking one or two and finishing this week

He’s awake and cleaning himself :) I think he’s gonna be ok!!

also i did have a good doc appointment today, got an animal shelter job application, and a text from my old boss offering a job and i think im gonna go with the animal shelter BUT its so good to have an option ! shits gonna get marginally better hopefully

as soon as i finish the round of couples comms im working on i’ll be opening bigger commissions BUT if anyone wants something simple like a custom adopt or custom spider centaur / drider for like $15 hmu !! ill get it done asap

also gumby update he’s still very slow today :,( but he’s taking water! and i think he’s just not hungry bc he’s not very skinny or anything he just waits soooo long between meals

also i will be refunding both ppl who helped me out the other day jsyk! i have not forgotten i ended up getting overdrafted anyway and i promise i got you guys saved in my paypal

why did my mom hit me with the ending of homeward bound on her phone this morning and make me cry

also im sorry if i scared you guys he scared ME and im still keeping a close eye on him

sometimes you need soda to not pass away

he did so good im so proud of my boy. gonna incorporate hand feeding and q-tip water into his routine as much as i can cuz he IS an old man and things are a little harder for him 🩵

ATTABOY 💚 now he’s perking up 🥹

he is taking regular water and sugar water from a q tip so he might just be tired today!! i don’t wanna scare anyone it’s just that i get scared myself mostly. i’m sure he’ll perk up

i mean yesterday i thought Gumby was really in bad shape then by 3 o clock he was walking around doing his thing he just likes to sleep in. i could just be overreacting but send him kisses anyway

Gumby’s slowing down a lot this week and it makes me very nervous cuz he’s a little old man… but also the weather has gotten significantly colder and i’m hoping and leaning on him just getting into winter mode 🥺 he’s also so hard to feed cuz he waits a very long time between meals & makes me anxious

yep thats a dozen

Genie the Jumping Spider has a question.

i’m really sorry i got so behind on bugtober btw im gonna get back to it by the end and also repost everyone’s stuff! chronic illness does that to ya

hey btw i am having a flare up REAL bad , luckily i have a rheumatologist appointment tomorrow but if im a little quiet for a few days its because i am in bed barely moving lol