Do you think modems screamed because it could see what the internet would become

"Hey, remember when Lena toddled up the aisle at Nightmare Nights looking for Pinkie Pie?"

For my longtime friends... ...Lena is attending her high school freshman orientation today.

"I got Artax out."

Everyone in their 30s lives like they were still in their 20s...until The Injury.

We, uh, did a thing.

I'm quote-posting this specifically for @giraffeloopy.bsky.social.

WHAMMED by my colleagues on the last day of school. Thought I was going to make it this year.

Should any of my new followers be deeply confused, I am a Texan now living in North Carolina. I have never been to Big Texas, aka Straya, let alone served in high public office there. I play Dinkum a lot, though.

Hey, y'all! Have you known me for 10+ years? Do you want to feel REALLY old? Great!

I appear to be gaining new followers for reasons that are unclear to me. You all have my sincerest apologies.

Time to traumatize my peer group.

CARR: You're coming with me next time.

Cormac McCarthy's "King of the Hill."

Had an interesting commute this morning. Had to take a detour due to a road closure, and got stuck behind a minivan with multiple displays inside...all of which were playing a compilation of gay furry porn videos. This was a first.

Survived Day One of WHAMageddon!

Re: Last Post - Janelle Monaé blew me away when I first heard/watched "Many Moons," and not just bc I'm all in for albums about android rebellions. I put Cindi Mayweather on one of the ponycon badges -- Premium, befitting an Alpha Platinum 9000, w/ a Skull of Night Thrashings cutie mark.

Reposting this to make absolutely certain @pixelkitties.bsky.social sees it.