1st time meeting a new therapist and they asked me if i would like AI to capture audio from the session and summarize our words into key points so that they don't have to take notes . . . took everything out of me not to say "bitch are you fucking insane???"

POV: Dino finds ya cryin 😢

High Guardian Spice - Olive & Paprika - Painting practice. #highguardianspice #art #hgs #fanart #digitalart #rkgk

Gooseworx: nice theory you got there *takes out a baseball bat and breaks it's kneecaps*

TADC Episode 7 . . . what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck wha-

I like how the decent man in the city of demons addresses the socioeconomic reasons for the violence present within the impoverished area that he lives

they be like "so what if Kamala supports ICE, Jasmine Crockett supports Israel & Zohran Mamdani is working with Trump, we gotta figure out how we're getting Bernie elected in 2028!!!!"

i think the reason languages feel hard to learn for some ppl but easy to learn for others is because it's not a list of words to memorize, it's an embodiment. like you have to mentally see yourself as a Spanish Speaker, not just "a guy who knows some spanish"

as an "edgy" comedian... if you have to make one person cry in order to make another person laugh... doesn't that just make you REALLY fucking bad at your job?

y'all better give me a new season to my favorite shows before i start breakin shit

how fucked up are we as a society to have normalized calling poor people broken

PRO TIP: the things that haunt you consciously will still haunt you subconsciously if you pretend they don't exist, the only difference it'll make is that you'll be wondering why you've been so upset lately we eventually have to address & come to peace with every issue that disturbs us mentally

PRO TIP: the things that haunt you consciously will still haunt you subconsciously if you pretend they don't exist, the only difference it'll make is that you'll be wondering why you've been so upset lately we eventually have to address & come to peace with every issue that disturbs us mentally

letting my feelings / intuition guide me more & more as time goes on

men don't want women running the world cuz they know they'll solve every man-made problem within 5 business days

Meanwhile the Jolly Rodger the Strawhats use is a deliberately whimsical and silly symbol. It’s not insisting you take them seriously, it’s more fun and inviting than anything, but instead becomes a serious symbol through action.

I think it’s because the punisher symbol has that aesthetics of coolness baked into its design in a way that makes it embarrassing to use It’s essentially them trying to insist they are cool by forcing an association with symbols they think is cool Those who have to say they’re cool rarely ever are

Autism: I need predictability ADHD: I need excitement AuDHD: I need predictable excitement that does not surprise me but still keeps me interested (Dr Kojo Sarfo)

"don't like too many of my posts at once or i'll block-" you will never know what true love feels like and that saddens me

that meme of G Herbo cryin is so fucking funny to me

i don't wanna hear Pharrell say nigga no more

Trump calls for Democratic members of Congress to be hanged

y'all I just realized that we'll be at 2030 real soon... like wtf...

sorry but i won't be falling for the new beauty standard propaganda of the 2020s the mewing joke is stupid and i will always love fat butts

y'all better give me a new season to my favorite shows before i start breakin shit

look all i'm saying is ain't no way David danced for The Lord "with all his might" if he ain't throw no ass

Cops really thought they ate when they adopted The Punisher's symbol Freedom Fighters using The Strawhat Pirates' flag is infinitely way cooler and less corny

it's 2044 Trump Jr. is on his 5th Term America is recovering from WW3 ½ Anti-Fascists: but how? how did you find our base?! Trump Jr: heh... it always pays to have a man... or 4... on the inside. *snaps fingers* [Nardwuar, TrapLoreRoss, VladTV & DJ Akademiks enter from a dark corner of the room]

it's 2044 Trump Jr. is on his 5th Term America is recovering from WW3 ½ Anti-Fascists: but how? how did you find our base?! Trump Jr: heh... it always pays to have a man... or 4... on the inside. *snaps fingers* [Nardwuar, TrapLoreRoss, VladTV & DJ Akademiks enter from a dark corner of the room]

Missing Louisiana girl, 13, rescued from box in Pennsylvania basement

outta the main 3 i always liked Earl Sweatshirt the most anyways

i had to rewatch Jimmy Neutron as an adult to realize that nigga was not a scientist

when Tyler die do y'all think niggas gone say rest in preference

MHA really did they big one when they made Dabi like shoutout to the niggas who hate they fathers fr 💯

i've never felt at ease with a yellow smiley face bro i can't prove it but that nigga is up to no good

sometimes i sit and think about how it's people being born after Michael Jackson's death

niggas will cheat on they girl before they'll cheat on their barber

men are scared of 2 things 1. doctor's appointments 2. other men

i'm seeing videos of ppl selling their cars & houses because apparently the internet thinks that the rapture is happening either today or tmrw and idk i think a lot of y'all need Mental Health Assistance

Happy Birthday to rapper #Wale 🎤🎂🥂

White Ppl making "clanker" jokes just wanna say the N-Word, it's painfully obvious & very cringe

My Lord today

i wish Doja Cat didn't use her weirdness for evil like girl why would you become a yt supremacist 😭

but we’re supposed to have empathy for that white man? foh 😂😂

5 years later and you krackers are selling George Floyd pillows on TikTok Shop that say "i can't breathe" on em . . . yeah we will never stop clowning Charlie Kirk LMAO