Hahahah I’m sorry but it would be so funny if they blow this.

Aaron Judge and his slow start are on pace for 70 homers.

Ca-bae-llero 😍

are you shitting me

No one works harder than Brent Headrick.

Wednesday night in April and you can’t get any concessions at Yankee Stadium without missing three innings.

I’m not sure there was a more perfect way for that game to end.

So nice of our pitching to fall apart the day we finally score…

HE’S POSITIVELY GRISHALICIOUS

I’ve had the game on for five minutes and I think that’s enough.

How much longer can the Yankees go like this before calling up Dominguez? Really would have helped to have him there.

Saving Grisham for when there’s two outs instead of when there’s one is a choice you could make I guess.

Ben Rice needs to be in the lineup every day I don’t care who’s pitching. I realize this isn’t ideal due to the existence of Paul Goldschmidt and also Stanton needing to play every day but figure it out.

Three runs is an insurmountable lead right now.

Also maybe don’t let Caballero who can’t hit the broad side of a barn challenge when we only have one left.

What the hell is Car Shield and why do they suddenly have so much money?

Jazz needs to stop challenging my goodness.

The ads for Colony and Culver’s are killing me. At least one of those I can have if I want it.

Dr. McKay ❤️

Well, it’s too bad the bottom of our lineup is a black hole.

I finally went and got a library card cause I had to get out of my apartment earlier and thought a new book would help me stop doomscrolling. They had a whole display dedicated to Chernobyl. So that was great.

I can’t believe our VP is at a rally for one of the most fascist leaders on the planet and it’s not even a news story.

I just don’t understand how you get to a point in life where you hate other humans for no reason. It literally just does not compute in my brain.

New York, in the middle of Fifth Avenue.

Man, I am just really sorry that we’re all hung up on the incorrect method for carrying out a genocide. Our bad.

Hoping Cam Schlittler has a strong start tonight and also that we don't launch nukes

All aboard the bandwagon! U! CONN!

Yankees gotta play this game today while they're the best team in baseball and not postpone it until the summer when they usually suck ass for 6-8 weeks.

South Carolina can put whatever they want on their jerseys, but when people hear “Carolina” in college sports, no one is thinking of you 💁‍♀️

My first week as a UConn fan is not off to a good start.

RIP clock 😞

Early reports from Yankee Stadium on Opening Day: they dropped the constant crazy music.

The scariest ending but I’ll take the 5-1 record.

Isn’t Schlittler on a limited pitch count? Does Kay just not know that?

Fine, I’ll shut up now. Thanks for making us all sound stupid, Goldy!

Not me screaming CHALLENGE IT CHALLENGE IT at a strike three call on day six of ABS.

I mean, he could be taking these Goldschmidt at bats…

Batting Goldy fifth against a righty is certainly a choice.

Yankee pitching is good maybe?

That was utterly predictable.

I can’t believe in the year 2026 we are still saving our closer in a tied game on the road.

I moved to CT three years ago last week but I think I just became a Nutmegger.

Somebody check on @mimbro1.bsky.social

OH MY GOD

1/81st of the way to 162-0!

Tino Martinez was a wild choice for spokesman.

It’s baseball season.

The Car Shield commercials are gonna be the death of me.

Find someone who loves you the way the Yankees love the contact play.