If a team in the NFL can call up Phillip Rivers today, I need an NHL team to please call Phil the Thrill.

Chip to the Ship. Overcoming obstacles 🤣 #Athlete

I'm Chip, and I'm about to play a playoff game... perhaps a bit wine hungover, welcome to Jackass

This is really, really good and worth your time.

Beer league buds getting together to goof around and play Bad Religion covers. Ya hey!

Someone check the bench and make sure it isn't Cronin with a fake mustache standing there.

The Victory+ app is so good at blacking out during Ducks goals and coming back for the opposing team's answering goals. Like THE BEST at it.

Dem Violent Femmes 🏒🥅💪

Freeway faceoffs are indeed back

Listen, who do I need to talk to to be the AMPM soda cup 😂

Blancsgiving

The Oilers are in big, big trouble. The Canucks are in big, big trouble. Jason Robertson and Cole Caufield's Team USA hopes are in big, big trouble. TAHS with @downgoesbrown.bsky.social and Frank Goes Corrado — pod.fo/e/35a800

Happy 8th anniversary to the William Hung times 🤣

The vibes in Pacific Coliseum were incredible last night for the Goldeneyes' OT win over the Torrent #PWHL

If Goldeneyes fans can nail "let's go Goldeneyes" first try, we can figure out if Ducks is one syllable or two in "let's go Ducks".* (One is the correct answer)

This place is HYPED

I didn't have time to wash my women's league Violent Femmes jersey before the trip (you're welcome section I'm sitting in), so opted for the Ducks' Women in Sports jersey for inaugural Goldeneyes vs Torrent tonight.

Had one leg shin guard/socked and taped up to send pics to my sister on how to use the tape for my niece... And sat here with it still on about an hour later

I could watch 1000 more Benoit Blanc movies.

Got a shut out tonight, but the biggest win is me giggling in the dark as I make this because it popped it my head and I had to get it out.

🚨 NHL Power Rankings 🚨 with @seangentille.bsky.social Players to watch from each team who are on the Olympic bubble. nytimes.com/athletic/678...

Me pinpointing the moment when Kings fans realize they now like Corey Perry

🫡🫡🫡

8 years ago, got to play one of the coolest shows I've ever played #tbt #Ixnay20 (Also oh god, 8 years already?!?!)

Ryan Kesler, former Canucks and Ducks center, has been charged with two misdemeanor counts of criminal sexual conduct, according to Michigan court records. He's pleading not guilty. News with Katie Strang — www.nytimes.com/athletic/675...

New post: What can we learn when 1,100 smart hockey fans enter a prediction contest? - Nobody believes in William Nylander - Nobody understands the Jets - Bad news for Andrew Brunette and Kevyn Adams - Joe Sakic: Still the Avs GM? www.nytimes.com/athletic/671...

Mask was getting a little beat up (my head lives at shot-level: occupational hazard), so it was due for a re-wrap. Loved this design so much we decided to run it back one more time... And an add-on to complete it 💜 #ForPaddy

We back

Deciding to never let the Dolphins hurt me again after the Jay Cutler season was one of the healthiest relationship decisions I've ever made 🤣

Phenomenal

It's not too late to celebrate Iceman's bday, Anaheim Ducks. Go to 4:20 of this video, that whole inaugural game pregame is a fever dream. youtu.be/lNPTrpjpW-k?...

LIVE reaction to the McDavid extension going down now on The Athletic Hockey Show's YouTube: www.youtube.com/live/lOLERZN...

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

The Golden Knights asked me to leave their practice facility and revoked my credential because I asked one of their players about the Hockey Canada 5. Their sensitivity underscores the dicey nature of the decision VGK and Carolina are facing. My story: www.nytimes.com/athletic/665...

Fuck yeah, Jimmy.

Rude.

"Smooth sailing for our precious cargo" "The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror calendar, sir?" "Yarr, the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror calendar"

My favorite live show of all time was Nine Inch Nails on the Lights in the Sky tour at the Forum in 2008. NIN back in the same place last night may have matched it. Josh Freese back where he belongs.

More tourney action shots from last weekend in Lakewood. 🏒🥅🏆

Championship MVchiP 🏆

An acceleration of an existing trend this year: First-time head coaches hiring former HCs as coordinators. I traveled around the NFL this summer to understand what that type of partnership really looks like, from honest reflection and tough lessons to truly ruthless competition:

This tournament and this team has been so fun... Going for the championship tomorrow

#TourneyChip has now checked in for the weekend

Just guys being dudes crushing at the Forum.

I fixed the Cracker Barrel logo if anyone is interested! #illustration #branding

Being "the fun goalie" is a rep I am here for. Being halfway decent is secondary.

We made it to 700 🎉and Allie & Bean are rewarding us with a #Live episode ☕️ Come join double Hall of Fame-er Gene 'Bean' Baxter @genebaxter.bsky.social and legendary Allie MacKay former Kroq Kevin & Bean days! ▶️ Sunday 12pm PDT www.patreon.com/posts/136936... @quittersnever.bsky.social #Podcast

Illinois is launching a first-of-its-kind legal hotline for LGBTQ+ individuals — Illinois Pride Connect. As the only state in the nation that will provide free legal advice to protect the LGBTQ+ community, we'll help fight ignorance with information and cruelty with compassion.

May we all have as much fun doing something as Christopher Lloyd does in the Nobody movies 🤣