Sorry I've been quiet today, I got raptured. The Lord is _pissed_ at the state of things let me tell you.

With America declaring "the idea of not liking fascism" as terrorism, I can finally report this violent, military-trained antifa agent. If you see Steve Rogers, call your local anti-anti-fascism bureau immediately.

"And after the break we'll hear from lying, globalist shill and inveterate baby eater, Prime Minister Mark Carney. How many puppies has he kicked today? Don't touch that dial."

Remember back when saying someone had part of their brain eaten by parasitic worms was just a silly way to say their behaviour was aggressively wrong? Those were the days. thehill.com/policy/healt...

This is certainly borne out by Daymoon's dessicated fart of an event yesterday.

Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick—I've just posted another edition of Sunday Scaries! buttondown.com/daviddemchuk...

St. John's once again delivers, with there apparently being nothing but the usual handful of shambling mutants at Metcalfe's "vigil" for Charlie Kir- oh I'm sorry, this one's for Charlie Kurk.

Okay, so the government that created a legion of zealots by falsely claiming the media was "controlled by the state" has now introduced state control of the media? And the "freedom" zealots are cheering? I really didn't think they could be any stupider, and here we are. www.npr.org/2025/09/20/g...

In fifty years, as students learn about America's nose-dive into fascism, I hope this is somewhere in the textbook.

Super based redpill alpha males make hurting their feefees illegal #AlphaLife #NotDaShareZone

Mr. Hoekstra, I am sincerely sorry your trip was disappointing. I would like to make it up to you by cordially inviting you to eat my whole arse. Have a splendid day.

So what are the bookies saying on how long it will be before they get all news* programs cancelled? * Obviously I don't mean Fox.

BRB registering robertsprudes dot com

Please let me congratulate Dr. Furey for keeping with the #nlpoli tradition of politicians jumping ship and landing directly in a post at a company that was given massive access to natural resources during their time in government. Everything's fine! newfoundgold.ca/new-found-go...

Every single time some right wing shitlord makes a site to gather up data from their supporters, a clock starts counting down to the inevitable compromise and data breach. Hey, how's that Dominion Society coming along, by the way?

Seeing the entire world reenacting "It's a Good Life" is definitely ... something.

Oh okay, so the people you paid to write the report are just ... Extraordinarily incompetent? A bold position! vocm.com/2025/09/15/2...

Good thing they weren't writing something as important as a DC Comic, no doubt there'd have been dire consequences.

Everyone: "So the shooter is a white male groyper and every word you and your propagandists said about leftist violence was a bald-faced lie, hey? Does this change your plans to have Kirk declared a Holy Martyr of Conservatism?" Trump:

As our government becomes an international laughing stock for demonstrating exactly how and why there's no place for generative AI in their report which includes encouraging "ethical use of AI", my thoughts turn to Gary Hoy. arstechnica.com/ai/2025/09/e...

Slow clap for @govnl.bsky.social and @memorialu.bsky.social who've managed to make tech news across the country with their embarassing AI hallucinated education report. arstechnica.com/ai/2025/09/e...

So where was RFK Jr yesterday, anyhow? Just saying, maybe this news had him feeling a bit shooty. phys.org/news/2025-09...

RFK Jr, wrenching his shrivelled member out of an armadillo shell stuffed with raw chicken and sewage, "Prozac's got people all fucked up like"

I don't know how to remind him what the initials RFK in his name stand for without being indelicate.

Every single one of those rich, powerful creeps who broke out their date's crayons to draw cutesy birthday greetings for Jeffrey Epstein should have awoken next in a Saw trap. #MakePigmaskGreatAgain

Ah yes, the old "we pulled all that money out of our arse" defence. Clever, very clever.

Q: but what if a full Epstein investigation also takes down Bill Clinton????? A:

Whatever do you mean? No doubt the good people of PCSP want to be represented by someone with a history of criminal charges and an ongoing civil defamation suit! vocm.com/2025/07/23/h...

Right Wing obsession with War is based on the movement being a collection of soft, purposeless men who believe War will give them the otherwise unavailable Meaning and Glory they seek. They've never overcome anything and so want to prove themselves, but are stupid and think War is just Call of Duty.

For anyone questioning my credentials, be advised I'm licensed to practice law in as many places as Rudy Giuliani and John Carpay combined.

Another great primer on malignant lickspittle Daniel Tyrie's new Soft Nazi Fun Club: canadaantifa.blogspot.com/2025/09/the-...

Thing is, if you believe some people are less people than others - in literally any way, shape, or form - due to circumstances beyond their control, you're incapable of any kind of "middle ground". There is no debate. There is no inch. There is nothing for you. Bash it up your arse and hit the road.

He who lives in bouncy castles shouldn't throw stones or something.

Here's a great intro to the latest attempt to put a mask of respectability on white supremacy, spearheaded by absolute skinsuit nightmare Daniel Tyrie.

I am shocked and relieved to see this didn't turn into either Waco or Jonestown.

MAHA Make America Hhhhrrrnnnnnggghhhh aaaarrgghhhh

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.

Every medical professional: "Vaccines save lives." Guy who looks like Ric Flair after using The Substance and refusing to switch back for six months: "NoPe ThEy BaD aLl BaNnEd"

"Now pardon me for being nosy, sir, but it's just... I couldn't stop thinking about that lady you mentioned. See, you were so specific about your whereabouts, but as I recall nobody asked about your alibi. Just struck me as peculiar, is all."

If Dana Metcalfe is actually running for town council of Portugal Cove-St Philip's I'm sure residents are relieved to be able to vote for someone who will protect them from the government's secret space lasers (and/or the moon).

It genuinely, literally, in-the-textbook does. Not just for the concept of the sacrificial lamb (see previous screaming into the void), but because ignorance and cruelty was always the point. Mengele wasn't hired for his shining personality.

BREAKING: RFK Jr cut from upcoming Mortal Kombat appearance due to gross misunderstanding of the concept of "Animality". Midway to make a donation to the Save the Manatee Club "as a step towards undoing the physical and mental harm caused by RFK's unsolicited 'application video'".

BREAKING: RFK Jr orders American police to stop killing dogs. All animals are now to be delivered alive to RFK so he can strangle them to death himself and add their corpses to the industrial press that feeds his morning shower and smoothie machine.

so many people are going to die because not enough people were willing to believe that RFK jr would actually try to do exactly what he has said for decades that he wanted to do

The thing about RFK Jr is that he is too crazy to have gotten where he is now - even in American politics - on his own. He's a frothing lunatic, and everyone knows it. He wouldn't be there without the people who are enabling him. Remember who made this happen... 1/2

"I am being politically persecuted because 99% of people don't share my beliefs (that all the crimes I committed were fine actually and not illegal)" Great plan, no notes, worked out really well for your pal Pat King. Have fun! www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Alright @hankgreen.bsky.social , what's it going to take to get a @thelisagilroy.bsky.social Spencer bean? I can only hear "Don't ̶s̶p̶a̶n̶k̶ ̶ interrupt meee" in Spencer's voice anyhow.

And if anyone were to say on social media what should happen to the people responsible they would immediately face more legal consequences than Sam Altman ever will.