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Not all of you on here remember the dot com crash, so I guess it's nice you'll get your own, but the downside is that this one will be much more gruesome.

Playing through the Doom IWADs again. Tore (and ripped) through E1 & E2 on UV and said aloud "hmm, Doom is quite a bit easier than Doom II". Then I remembered Sigil I & II and realized that I am heading for a shitwrecking of legend. #JohnRomerosAboutToMakeMeHisBitch

I view the artistic merit of Cannibal Holocaust as dubious at best, and this man couldn't be more right.

Don't worry, we can remove tattoos these days.

The best people.

Ms. Keep is absolutely right, and I'll add my opinion that said hunt should be managed by sovereign Indigenous government.

I have to confess, I really wasn't expecting their entire online footprint to consist of people absolutely fucking roasting them in their own page comments. Newfoundlanders once again showing how it's done.

NL Diagolon fanboy Jeff Gardner is pushing a Second Sons chapter here called Saltwater Sons. Nothing says "real power" like having to pay for an AI to add dozens of identical soldiers to your video to hide the reality of it being four sad sacks of shit out for a giggly Nazi larp. Get a hobby, b'ys.

Mmm, yes. I see. www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...

Perennial font of hate and taker of last place in elections Dana Metcalfe is due in court this week regarding the suit filed by a local principal whom she repeatedly accused of "grooming", among other things. Prayers up for the judge who has to listen to her sovcit nonsense. Pictured, her prep.

The Mummy Community is reporting for duty in the War on Christmas.

The Venn diagram of guys who talk about "virgins" and guys who call women "females" is a perfect circle of wet shit.

Hello, ladies, dudes, and gentlethems. The "Clanker Discourse" has been a two day workshop by JK Rowling to generate name ideas for characters in her upcoming science fiction thriller; it is now concluded, thank you for your participation.

Hearkening again to the death of Rush Limbaugh. Gnashing teeth and screaming the world would never be the same for a day, and then immediately forgotten. I genuinely had to look up his name because I couldn't even remember which one of the interchangeable sacks of angry cottage cheese had died.

Do you know why that is, friends? It's because it fucking _rips_. Treat yourself if you haven't yet.

Uhoh, looks like there's probably someone in Portugal Cove St. Philips frantically googling "are dominion voting machines used in municipal elections" right about now. Brace yourselves for The Grift!

Aye fuck knowledge, let's just ask the racist brain trauma machine that can't count.

You know what though? If you don't want people saying you share the stage with neo-nazis, maybe don't share the stage with neo-nazis. www.thedailybeast.com/rfk-jr-loses...

As ever, I will remind folks that the last federally funded residential school closed in 1997. It's not just survivors who are alive to this day, there are staff members who are only in their 60s. None of this is vague "ancient history".

Breaking: Octogenarian learns television isn't real. www.kgw.com/article/news...

And another thing, because I am a salty bitch today, I will mock RFK Jr and his brainworms all day every day, but making fun of his addiction issues is not alright. Not out of respect for him, he's a shitbag, but for everyone else struggling with addiction. They aren't him.

Also, thank a union. They're out here fighting for rights for your dumb ass even when you've been fooled by an algorithm controlled by billionaires into thinking you're anything other than livestock to them.

Pro tip! Anyone talking about a public service like Canada Post "losing money" is a colossal, thundering idiot whose mind has been poisoned by gargling Reagan's toxic piss. Public services like the post, healthcare, and roads don't make or lose money, they cost money. That's why we have taxes.

It's curious to see people still wondering "will this become a civil war?" as though there will be some kind of official declaration, or that the news will show a big colour-coded War Index with an arrow over YEP WAR. The American government is sending armed invaders to pacify cities, folks.

Right, so, is anyone on the Supreme Court or similar at all interested in doing literally anything now that the man himself is yelling even louder about how fascist he is than protestors ever did? I thought not having the law subject to a mad king's whims was kind of your whole deal.

You know, it's a bit weird that both the president of the United States and the director of the FBI spend their days furiously trying to crank their sad little hogs to the sound of social media engagement notifications. WWIII is going to be started by a sick ratio.

So where are we on this, #nlpoli ? Has Minister Davis clarified which of the following is true: 1) The fictitious sources were added by generative AI. Or 2) The fictitious sources were added manually by one of the alleged experts who were paid to write the accord. vocm.com/2025/09/15/2...

Sorry I've been quiet today, I got raptured. The Lord is _pissed_ at the state of things let me tell you.

With America declaring "the idea of not liking fascism" as terrorism, I can finally report this violent, military-trained antifa agent. If you see Steve Rogers, call your local anti-anti-fascism bureau immediately.

"And after the break we'll hear from lying, globalist shill and inveterate baby eater, Prime Minister Mark Carney. How many puppies has he kicked today? Don't touch that dial."

Remember back when saying someone had part of their brain eaten by parasitic worms was just a silly way to say their behaviour was aggressively wrong? Those were the days. thehill.com/policy/healt...

This is certainly borne out by Daymoon's dessicated fart of an event yesterday.

Better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick—I've just posted another edition of Sunday Scaries! buttondown.com/daviddemchuk...

St. John's once again delivers, with there apparently being nothing but the usual handful of shambling mutants at Metcalfe's "vigil" for Charlie Kir- oh I'm sorry, this one's for Charlie Kurk.

Okay, so the government that created a legion of zealots by falsely claiming the media was "controlled by the state" has now introduced state control of the media? And the "freedom" zealots are cheering? I really didn't think they could be any stupider, and here we are. www.npr.org/2025/09/20/g...

In fifty years, as students learn about America's nose-dive into fascism, I hope this is somewhere in the textbook.

Super based redpill alpha males make hurting their feefees illegal #AlphaLife #NotDaShareZone

Mr. Hoekstra, I am sincerely sorry your trip was disappointing. I would like to make it up to you by cordially inviting you to eat my whole arse. Have a splendid day.

So what are the bookies saying on how long it will be before they get all news* programs cancelled? * Obviously I don't mean Fox.

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Please let me congratulate Dr. Furey for keeping with the #nlpoli tradition of politicians jumping ship and landing directly in a post at a company that was given massive access to natural resources during their time in government. Everything's fine! newfoundgold.ca/new-found-go...

Every single time some right wing shitlord makes a site to gather up data from their supporters, a clock starts counting down to the inevitable compromise and data breach. Hey, how's that Dominion Society coming along, by the way?

Seeing the entire world reenacting "It's a Good Life" is definitely ... something.

Oh okay, so the people you paid to write the report are just ... Extraordinarily incompetent? A bold position! vocm.com/2025/09/15/2...

Good thing they weren't writing something as important as a DC Comic, no doubt there'd have been dire consequences.

Everyone: "So the shooter is a white male groyper and every word you and your propagandists said about leftist violence was a bald-faced lie, hey? Does this change your plans to have Kirk declared a Holy Martyr of Conservatism?" Trump: