Hey friends, what's your region's inexplicable but brilliant minor insult? As a Newfoundlander I offer "juicearse" to start the conversation.

I honestly do not understand how you make the country strong by selling critical infrastructure

Fake news, none of those ghoulbabies eat with cutlery. They're mashing their hamdurders and meat sauce into their gullets with their greasy fists.

Literally the only thing you can count on these gormless pissmops to do is turn on one another. Tough to make friends when your whole world is built on hate I guess.

First it was low rise jeans and now the Reform Party. 1998 nostalgia is in full swing (among dipshits I guess).

Moses, putting down the oil: "Oh I guess if you say it isn't then I'm sure it's okay with YHVH...."

Wow, and here I thought they were just enthusiastic hobbyists.

< hey kid, wanna see a dead body? >

Lifelong cis man here. This person is _so fucking right_. So absolutely, fundamentally 100% correct. The Dorkinses of the world fall into AI madness for the same reason they're collected by the Epsteins of the world: They have all the self awareness of a dog eating turds off the floor of a church.

I think there's a lot to be studied regarding how societal refusal to talk about mental illnesses (including those induced by brain damage) has left us in this soup of public servants with absolutely no grip on reality.

The new Damian McCarthy film is out, hey? Are we packing extra drawers for the theatre or what?

Strangely, I believe him. I believe that he doesn't know that's a fact, proven over and over again, I mean. Because he's an ignoramus.

The Wicker Ma'am

There's a bill making its way through parliament whose purpose is to create some degree of pricing transparency for groceries in Canada (www.parl.ca/DocumentView...) Anyone want to guess which sniveling little bootlicker (and those who follow his sad edicts) voted against?

Please hang up and try your call again. This is a recording. Welcome back to the Sunday Scaries. buttondown.com/daviddemchuk...

👏 Canada 👏 Post 👏 is 👏 a 👏 public 👏 service 👏 Nothing proves how capitalism has brain rotted everyone than thinking the post office, hospitals, public transit, libraries, etc. need to turn a profit to be worthwhile.

Holy shit, Joe Rogan can stand up?

Sickos will be eating well come February, I reckon.

Does anyone have a tally of how many deaths are on Sam Altman's hands now? floridaphoenix.com/2026/04/15/a...

See? This is how you [allegedly] defraud the Newfoundland government without the use of AI slop. Cheers to Mr. Hennessey for kicking it old school. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Okay, but let's be honest: why bother fining them? We all know the canadian government will just give them more handouts of public money to cover the "fines" - taxpayers will be the only ones fined. www.cbc.ca/news/investi...

The thing about Conservative "Christians" fighting is that literally all of them are faking it for w/e scam they're running. It's like a guy who bought his Ghostbusters costume from Spirit Halloween and a guy who bought his Ghostbusters costume from Temu fighting over who the real Ghostbuster is.

I'm frankly shocked that JD Vance's "hey look how good I can fuck this Hot Pocket" routine didn't result in Iran agreeing to whatever the US was offering. Some folks just don't appreciate talent, I guess.

Gratulálok és köszönöm.

Jesus Christ you absolute bellend. You and Gladu can have a great time believing every slop story you find on Facebook. www.cbc.ca/player/play/...

Reminder: That includes beating the shit out of bigots.

Mr. Williams didn't break any laws here, as he would hotly state if asked, but that is in fact _the entire problem_. Pay to Play Politics, brought to you by Newfoundland and Labrador. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

A whole extra set of people are going to be out for blood when this one cajoles a victim into suicide. Congratulations on finding unimagined ways to make horrible things even worse, I guess?

Props to the American government's fascist gooner death squad for managing to make The Catholic Church look like the sane faction, though. That's really something. Incels managing to lose to volcels, wowee.

"I never said I was Catholic, I said I'm a cat-a-holic, gosh I just love them kitties!" - JD Vance tomorrow, probably

Hmm yes, better avoid these ghastly pigs by voting liber- wait a second

Tune in next week when the US Government gives OpenAI a gorillion dollar bailout because their completely non existent value is "too big to fail". variety.com/2026/digital...

I think this is fiercely unkind to dead-eyed husks and frankly I expect better from Thembo.

The fact that the folks at CAHN can read shit like this without perishing of cringe astounds me. They are made of iron.

Pictured, the author.

Very on-brand for Gingrich to seek out a new, younger canal the moment the current canal starts having health problems

Disgraced former psychologist and confirmed Russia Today asset Jordan Peterson won't need that milking machine anymore after he sees this.

Lindsey Graham is going to turbohell, everyone knows that, but I am most disturbed by the chorus of laughs that greets his bloodlust. A whole choir of fucking disgraces.

it’s unreal how these grown-ass men had no problem destroying untold lives with chatGPT but go crying to a judge when people make fun of them online

Good morning Mr. Davis, any word on where the "fictitious sources" you were using for your blatantly false public statements came from? www.ctvnews.ca/atlantic/art...

Having similarly dealt with far-right characters I’ve reported on engage in stalking / harassing behaviour to the point where lawyers needed to be engaged, I can say Canada’s laws are completely insufficient to deal with these problems and I have zero trust in the legal system to protect journalists

In one part of the White House a bloodthirsty child abuser orders more airstrikes. In another, JD Vance tries to pinpoint exactly how long to microwave a hickory ham Hot Pocket to achieve maximum fuckability.

Only the most craven of lickspittles, my dear. Spared no expense.

Pay for it then, Mr. Furey. No problem.

Or maybe we could extradite and charge them with failure of duty to report, obstruction of justice, conspiracy to commit murder, and/or as accessories after the fact? Oh right sorry they're wealthy, crimes don't count.

You can hate the authoritarian regime in Iran without supporting a sundowning paedophile and a genocidal maniac unilaterally declaring war on another country, hth www.cbc.ca/news/world/l...

We go now live to CEO Jennifer Williams:

Don't want to take the word of a screaming internet mummy? How about this internationally recognised doctor of molecular biology and genetics and all-around fabulous person instead?

Sam Altman out here moving up from one death at a time to mass events. It's not the AI that will kill us all, it's the soulless ghouls at the heart of unchecked capitalism.