Truck on the opposite side of the road had a stack of mattresses, lost the top one into the road. All I could think was how getting Final Destination'd by a fucking mattress would be the most 2026 coded way to go.

Yes they should.

Public Domain Day's coming, but it's weird! We get Pluto as a prison guard before he was a friendly dog… Betty Boop as a friendly dog before she was a flapper… Blondie as a flapper named Boopadoop before she was a housewife… Is there a housewife who became a prison guard to complete the circle?

worth it. (sorry for the mess @tunnelbear.bsky.social )

Oi yank friends, What are some orgs that are working against Trump/ICE raids/etc? I can google obvs but you know, I wanna know the ones actually doing anything aside from lining their own pockets

Say what you want about taste, but my generation can't chat shit about tiktok/insta brainrot when we turned a shit drawing of a dragon (complete with consumate v's) into a minor cultural phenomenon.

All Bluesky seems to do is delete Palestinian profiles. Wtf is going on? Mahmoud has had his BlueSky accounts removed so many times. Even ones he's barely posted on!

This is Mahmoud. I'm helping him with his fundraising campaign. He's a 20 years old Gazan and he needs to help feed his family. Please donate or share if you can.

Mahmoud's been suspended but whenever we try to appeal the suspension, it just throws up the "XRPCNotSupported error". @bskymod.bsky.social @bskymodteam.bsky.social why? What's going on? That account had barely posted and they were normal posts. Why was he suspended and why can't he appeal it?

there is no question in my mind that rfk jr is the most dangerous person in this administration and that his eugenicist ideology threatens the lives of millions of people www.advocate.com/politics/dem...

I’m really sick of the courts finding this administration broke the law in some unprecedented way, but they get to keep doing illegal things for a few months as a little treat. They’re defaulting to rewarding lawbreaking.

I hate this and I hate that I like this.

“Nothing is more important than stopping fascism, because fascism will stop us all.” - Fred Hampton

Great. I can't even drink my soda in peace without being stuck in a dark room.

Remember: Don Bradman didn't ride Phar lap up the hills of Gallipoli and kill Hitler just so you could be a racist piece of shit.

If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.

Me: "I'm gonna get fitter and lose weight and be more active and stuff. Hot girl summer, bitches!" Personal Trainer: "That'll be $4900." Me: "Right. Ok. 'Kinda attractive if you squint but your parents will love her' girl summer, then."

Panzer Dragoon Saga

Hallo friends! If you’re seeing this please give it a bit of love for the algorithm. Hey! I’m in London! I’ll be at Soho Theatre 6-9 August doing my very silly show A Passion For Passion and in Edinburgh after then. 🎟️https://www.alicecomedyfraser.com/upcoming-gigs

hahah fuck...

If you ever doubted your art, skills or talents (or anything else, for that matter), remember that Trent Reznor once yelled "Fist Fuck" and won a Grammy.

Game pitch: After surviving the harshest of elements and discovering locations never seen for thousands of years such as the Lost City of Atlantis, famous adventurer Lara Croft faces her toughest challenge yet: Penrith.

hey nerds. @remagination.bsky.social is currently doing a charity stream for #Extralives. We're currently on a VERY cursed version of Half-Life 2 and it's hilarious. Go check out, say hi, donate if you can, etc. www.twitch.tv/remagination

If you put an infinite amount of monkeys at an infinite amount of typewriters, given enough time, they still couldn't decipher whatever the fuck Bomfunk MC's 'Freestyler' was on about.

God blesses him!

Movie pitch: a north-meets-south buddy cop movie where Bruce Willis partners up with a Tim Horton's

#Twitch things. Graphic design is my passion

Cat litter trays: The purest distilled essence of a zen garden being fused with Ben Shapiro

I was into Deadmau5 back when he was Livemau5 /hipster

Missed opportunity: A trivia party game hosted by Shaquille O'Neal during his questionable rap phase. The title: "You Don't Know Shaq". #shaq

First aid trainers: "#1 priority is not causing further trauma to the patient" Also first aid trainers: *Goes full beast mode and caves the training dummy's chest in during CPR demo.*

You can leave me, and about 70 million other voters, out of this "we", @newyorker.com. *We* warned you, over and over and over. *We* lived through January 6. *We* listened to his speeches and believed him. So leave us out of this, and hold the people who chose this, on purpose, accountable.

Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

New post on "Don't Eat the Felafel". I weigh up the pros and cons of #Tidal. "If you care enough about your music that you buy headphones more expensive than some people’s cars then Tidal might be the platform for you." www.rukusan.com.au/index.php/20...

Old mate's not going far enough. Dating in general sucks. For women, men, nonbinary and trans folk, the LGBTIAQ+ community as a whole, potplants, dogs, cats... I mean first there's the whole "leaving the house" thing. Who the hell wants to do that in this economy? In this essay I will...

For the longest time I thought the lyric in 'Teardrop' was "Feathers on my bread". Yeah, I'd be emo about some shitcunt putting feathers on my bread too, Massive Attack... (Or Jose Gonzalez. Whichever you prefer)

NEW SONG NEW SONG NEW SONG! "My Way" by @thelimitedmusic.bsky.social Coming out on streaming apr 4th #punkrock #poppunk #independentmusic Presave here: gyro.to/325128MyWay

Got an ad for musician careers in ADF. On the one hand, cool! They get Bards! On the other, what the fuck do they do? Somehow I doubt ISIS is going to be soothed by a passionate rendition of 'Careless Whisper'.

Calling him daddy is lame. Moan out his gamertag

Say what you want about #multiculturalism, but if taking a small amount of pride in being able to buy Greek food at 10:45pm is un-Australian, then call me Terrorist Von McTreasonPants

2am brain: "Hey, the cover to RHCP's 'Californication' looks like a Street Fighter level" and thus, this was born. #rhcp #californication #Streetfighter

If hell is other people, and airports are purgatory, then shopping mall parking lots are the 10th dimension where demons schedule in time to fuck you in the ass.

OUR EP IS OUT TODAY! GO CHECK IT OUT! thelimitedmusic.bandcamp.com/album/still-...

NEW SONG'S OUT! GO GO GO gyro.to/ImSickofTalk... @thelimitedmusic.bsky.social #punk #independentmusic

I am a weaselverse truther

hey so I know it's a given that I give full permission to milk my unfortunate demise to get out of work/school/weddings/bar mitzvahs et. al. But hell, do it while I'm still alive. "Yeah sorry, can't make it. Personal reasons. Y'see I'm friends with this fat fucking dickhead on the internet..."

If you are at an event where someone on stage gives a Hitler salute and that person is not dragged off by security and kicked out, you are at a Nazi rally.

They’re really doing Nazi salutes out in the open now, on-camera, for us all to see, huh? I hope the next thing is them getting punched in their fucking mouths, on-camera, for us all to see. It’s happened before. It can happen again.