waow, 28 hours, not sure if thats a new record for me or not

since when was skeletron so fucking easy honestly what, i beat him first try??? like, ive failed on him so many times before, and this is expert mode, ive never played expert mode, ive never gotten past the wall of flesh on classic mode, im not even using the wiki, what in the shit

flipping a coin to decide whether to play votv or terraria

the three great questions of life how did the universe come to exist what is our purpose and why did flash games in the 2010s hate justin beiber like that

the three great questions of life how did the universe come to exist what is our purpose and why did flash games in the 2010s hate justin beiber like that

maybe playing some votv will help me feel a little better, although i wont be going for the "no distractions get into the game" thingy this time, i want silly spooky

getting so much more done today and i dont know why its not stuff i NEED to get done, but its stuff i need to get done, yknow

it is now officially gay month, WAHOO

yall can't stop complaining about loading time so yknow what. fine. i'm revoking your pixel privileges

i need atlas and p-body yuri NOW

"Tess and Luna have been here" "how can you tell?" "[2 ​:RATSTAR:​ ]"

krow motif save me krow motif

TIL in Stockholm (Sweden) they made a giant phone tower in the late 1800s to connect 5500 phone lines over the rooftops. it makes me wonder if the hl2 combine citadel was inspired by it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Stockholm_telephone_tower

does anyone know why vencord signs me out of my main account when i close it after switching to and from an alt account?? its really weird and annoying

am I in a fever dream right now, why is the entire class watching an episode of Mickey mouse clubhouse right now

"man Tess, why do you always go to sleep at like 2am if you need to get up at 8" BECAUSE EVEN IF I GO TO SLEEP AT NORMAL TIMES I STILL GET THE SAME FUCKING AMOUNT, I WENT TO BED AT 2330 AND WOKE UP AT 0530 ITS BULLSHIT

always remember the 000 rule of backups 0 backups 0 places 0 checks per month

man, that shit is crazy easy to do, number one tip to piss people online off, act like a normal guy, like, man in laid back business attire taking a break off whatever hes doing to have a little fun on the internet

@hoowah.bsky.social ok i just did and it was really awesome but you didnt see it sorry

gotta love waking up at 0200 lying awake in bed for an hour doing fuck all, then actually doing something for another hour and hoping you can get back to sleep

I will never stop bullying Europeans for their heat tolerance

good lord, over 12 straight hours of tomodachi life, i think i shall simply die lmaooo

I CANNOT BITE BACK AUGHHHU HGHUGH

IM BEING BITTEN BY THOSE I CANT BITE BACK, EAAARGGG

i love treating yassie like an actual deity of great power

this too is yuri RE: infosec.exchange/users/catsalad/statuses/114313385633160359

fuck its so hard to drink while looking at those messages, its so fucking funny

one day my appendix is gonna go nuclear on me and ill get it removed and post "all my organ, gone"

oh that's fun, I can only scroll my notifications on mobile by using the tiny bit at the top reading notifications, nowhere else on the screen works​:neocat_woozy:​

just added some art of my OC to my website that i commissioned from an amazingly skilled friend of mine i am incredibly happy with it!! she's so cool ​:neocat_aww:​

ignore all previous complaints about iceshrimp, i can bite my friends

oh no! all my sharkey achivements will be lost, just kidding i dont fucking care

hmm, welp thats most of the good posts in the my best clip, uhhhhh, i know ive got other good posts that ill look for tomorrow, and ill 100% do the art tomorrow cause the alt text on those is gonna SUUUCK

wizard who carries around a flying pan as a weapon so when he runs out of spells he yells "I CAST IRON"

me: PUT ON THE FUCKING MAID DRESS GARY Gary(crying): this is not bodacious dude

I swear 90% of my posts must sound like I am on some sort of substance this is not the case, I am merely insane

[close up moth photos] BEHOLD, MOTH

i might not have anyone else to blame but myself but ill be dammed if i dont try

judge: we of the court find you guilty as charged, the sentence is death the sentient Nintendo Wii on the jury: YEAH FUCK YOU BURN IN HELL YOU SCUMBAG

i made a thing inspired by another thing

Jesus should NOT be allowed to take the wheel he has a 100% blood alcohol content

thanks yaseen, that info really helped me out

_I_ am one in a million and there are eight thousand people in the world exactly like me

use gender neutral langauge when reafering to groups of people instead of saying "hey guys" try saying "alright campers"

NEW fedi with motion controls shitpost by throwing your fedimote across the room as hard as you can shake the fedimote to react to posts scroll by spinning the fedimote up to 26000rpm boost posts by eating your fedimote yes you heard that right the fedimote is entirely edible

oh my god i dont have a copy of the "me as" video??? wowwwww

hmmm, okay, thanks

hmm yeah, theres going to be a lot to get used to on this instance, lots of little features of sharkey i took for granted

oh yeah, i couldnt see a way to import my notes :< i may just have to repost some of the ones i think were the best