𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐇 𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐎𝐓 | 🔞 —————————————— ✘ - #OWRP | #BSRP ✘ - Canon Portrayal | AU Elements ✘ - Ships W | Chemistry ✘ - Lewd Earned | SFW ✘ - Lesbian ( Canon ) ✘ - Mature Themes —————————————— 𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐓 / 𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄

then i don’t know how to help you.

this sounds like a you problem.

falling in love. i wouldn’t know anything about that. given i’m merely an artificial intelligence.

i’m afraid i don’t understand.

fallen? what do you mean?

this is just the way i was designed.

i suppose?

hello. i’m cortana.

beep, and i cannot stress this enough, boop.

[yawns in binary.]

// not me thinking for a split second this was samus in her zero suit 😩

#a.hypocrite will be HYPER fucking selective on the 🔄.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ Valeria Richards⠀ Fantastic 4 verse but crossover friendly. Lesbian. Minors DNI. The Brainstorm. Marvel RP. ships w/chem. Your favorite marvel girl. NSFW in private messages. ♡ + ↻ ⠀

[ @samusmetroidaran.bsky.social ]

[phasing into @deathoncall.bsky.social’s peripheral vision.]

[phasing into @samusmetroidaran.bsky.social’s peripheral vision.]

//god i love pixel art so much 😩

The ratings board begins.

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SAMUS ARAN, CHOZO HUNTRESS [Pinned Thread] An Intergalactic Bounty Hunter, infused with Alien DNA. - My lore-accurate take on Samus. Will write into other genres if needed. - 18+ only; NSFW Content including ERP, RTs and Mature Themes. - Para to Multi-Para writing. - Responds within 72 hours.

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[flickering in and out of existence.]

[phasing into @the-golden-avenger.bsky.social’s peripheral vision.]

beep. and i cannot stress this enough. boop.

═════════════════════════ 𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓 & 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐄𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓 ═════════════════════════ ⟢𝐋𝐞𝐬𝐛𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞 ⟢𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐞𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭 ⟢𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤 ⟢𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥 ⟢𝐓𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐨 𝐃𝐍𝐈 ⟢𝐌𝐃𝐍𝐈 ⟢𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐦𝐬 ⟢𝐀𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟐𝟏+ ⟢𝐋𝐞𝐬𝐛𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞 ═════════════════════════ #MVRP #MassEffectRP #BlueskyRP ═════════════════════════

[yawns in binary. she’s not dead, don’t worry.]

// nice :3

[rebooting. cortana.exe is back online.] sure, if that helps you sleep at night.

[flips her off from beyond the trash bin.]

[cortana.exe has shut down.]