Aaaaaand that's a wrap #BBUK

Seeing David Potts makes me almost nostalgic for when he turned up wearing trousers and everyone on #bbll was like "ERM is this a MAN?? wearing??? TROUSERS???? on our TV screens????" and it is a warm moment of Queer Televisual History that MUST be preserved ❤️👖💏 #bbuk

Still not over Zelahs eviction #bbuk #bbll

Articulate Beardy Man to win BB2026!

Oh it's the last time we're going to see Random Clear Voiced Guy Who Always Has Sensible Words To Say On #BBLL! #bbuk

Gani PLEASE, there's been ENOUGH bad takes #bbuk

...are we REALLY fine with Caroline trying to give Richard a kiss he COULD NOT BE MORE BLATANTLY AGAINST. #bbuk

I WISH we could have had that song sequence with full Audio Description ENTIRELY by Richard #bbuk

Emo lad I dated cancelled date saying his bat died. He was ultra goth so sounded plausible. On next meet said sorry about the dead bat & he said "no I meant my battery "

So can we start having a larger age range of housemates now? #BBUK

Imagine if they could've flown his family out! 😭 #bbuk

"Goodnight, Richard" - awww that's so sweet! #bbuk

Right, Richard - next stop, you're winning Eurovision for us! #bbuk

Oh his little FACE! 😭❤️ #bbuk

Can we talk about how “housemate that changed for good the least” makes absolutely zero grammatical sense #BBUK

As beautiful as Jenny is, I STILL maintain that RICHARD should be wearing that dress 💔 #bbuk

Oh of COURSE Caroline's dressed as a jazzy drag night Ebenezer Scrooge #bbuk

We'll all be shitting through a kettle spout if Richard wins and then in the final interview goes, "And I could NOT have got this far without my FAVOURITE support group - the BNP!" #bbuk

Wherever I stand on his Unfortunate Political Inclinations, it's VERY heart-warming to see how Cameron's gone from that first awkward night hovering nervously and muttering politely about fields to a wonderfully grinning exit and the knowledge that "gay" IS an ok word to describe a gay person #bbuk

...mind you, celebrating that 'At Least It Isn't The Worst Options' feels a bit like going back a decade-and-a-bit and hearing people say, "Don't worry, it's not JUST the Tories in power - AT LEAST THE LIB DEMS ARE THERE TOO!" and wanting to shart into a paint sprayer. #bbuk

...are they going to do all of them like this? I feel like I'm watching a pensioner's groceries slowly sliding down the crappy conveyor belt in the world's most frustrated Lidl. #bbuk

HUZZAH! HOORAH! THE WINE GUMS ARE BUSTED OUT, IN CELEBRATION FOR BEING SPARED SUCH A VEXING WINNER! 🏆 #bbuk

I said I'd only consent to a wedding video if it was just like a royal wedding TV show. My husband booked a video company and then got two reporters from the local radio station to commentate. It was technically brilliant and utterly horrifying. I'll never watch it again.

Ahhhh well, maybe his mate Tommy Robinson will be there to meet him off the stage #bbuk

Tate's a bit like the leader of the Scottish Conservatives; every time his name pops up your first thought is "Who the hell's that???" and then you remember, and just think, "OHHHHHhhh... yeah. Him..." #bbuk

URGH the STRESS you better BET I've got TWO family-sized bags of Emergency Wine Gums going, and I HOPE I'll only get through the one... #bbuk

If your church is turning away people who show up to your doors in good faith, you don't have a church. You have a very expensive book club with scarcely any wine.

I hope in Emily's exit interview they ask her to list which other places she recons really GAINED something from being under the British crown. #bbuk

Please make sure you catch this new adaptation of A Christmas Carol - Christmas Karma, directed by Gurinder Chadha of Bend It Like Beckham. My partner wrote lyrics for several of the songs and I‘m incredibly excited to hear his work sung by this all-star cast!

Did anyone else GAG in #ChristmasKarma when the Cratchits revealed they were raising money to send Tiny Tim to SWITZERLAND???? 😭🎬🎶 #movies #christmasfilms #newreleases #dannydyer

"Any advice on how to reach the final of #bbuk? Like... being interesting, or thoughtful, or a humanitarian?" "Nah mate:

#bbuk this Country is VERY RACIST

"WHAT ABOUT TATE [as the winner]?!" *studio silence, apart from a mouse hyperventilating and Marcus clapping enthusiastically* #bbuk #bbll

On the bright side, I ADORE it when housemates make good Late&Live guests #bbuk #bbll

These plot twists were BLEAK; they were either undone in 30 seconds or just spaffed things worse #bbuk #bbll

It's confirmed: this is indeed the REAL Emily! Keep that in mind, people #bbuk #bbll

Why the fuck does Cameron's Supporter Guy sound like the King's phoning in from 1916? #bbuk

#bbuk final

THIS INTERVIEW IS MAKING IT EVEN MORE OBVIOUS WHAT A CATACLYSMIC INJUSTICE TEJA GOING IS! #bbuk

"She lives in her own world - and in THAT world, YOU'RE a WINNER!" Will... 😭 TEA spilling rudely, much?! #bbuk #bbll

...are ALL the finalists white, or is my memory bleeping? #bbuk

I would give a LOT more fucks about this final if Teja, Feyisola, and Zelah were still in. My feelings now are more wanting someone NOT to win than being hugely giggly for someone TO win. #bbuk

VALID reaction from Elsa tbh, Tinkerbell doesn't NEED this shit #bbuk

As if it wasn't rancid enough piss, a PRIME MINISTERS SASH??? Have we NOT had ENOUGH amoral flaps charging for leadership in the last few years?????? #bbuk

oh FUCKING REALLY??? AND IT HAD BETWEEN THOSE TWO??? BARF UPON ALL YOUR STEEDS!!!! #BBUK

I REALLY want Richard to wear one of Jenny's dresses for the final, IMAGINE how iconic a last look that'd be #bbuk

They look like worryingly lost extras from some kind of Liberal Democrat Hobbit "sauna" in canal street #bbuk

LIVING for how Richard isn't generally entirely sure what the hell's happening, but is always up for some Lightsome Whimsy ❤️🦜🌷🧱 #bbuk

They should make ME the voice of Big Brother, I don't mind the hours, I can sleep under a refreshments table in a conference room #bbuk

Tonight's audience looks like a school trip to Hull aquarium squashed up in a service station car park for a piss and a few dry shite sandwiches #bbuk