I started counting rice and felt my frame rate drop

I'm next up in the blunt rotation and no one told me.

Nice spending time with you tonight, friend. Next time you have to retrieve me from the akashic fields, I'll try and make it easier.

These women being so masochistic is making me want to punch them in the stomach.

Can't wait until horror movies go like this: Hanging my labcoat up at the end of the work day and heading through the clinical hallway towards the exit. The doors blow open in a flaming explosion and a young child walks out of the fire. "We win these." I say, cocking the shotgun in my hands.

Hey, as a heads up for NSFW peeps in the US, US President administration just made a shitton of BlueSky accounts. I would highhhhly recommend subbing to this blocklist so they don't show up on any algorithm feeds (and so they can't see your shit) bsky.app/profile/eva....

It's morning. I'm stepping on your tit to sniff your face and check if you're still asleep.

Me: I should put a patch on my water bag since there's space. The only patch with Velcro, ready for its time like the dark horse that it is:

Why does ratatouille look so good...

My roommate CHUCKLED when he looked up after I asked "¿Are YoU sURe?" in a wavering voice after offered him a second hat that I'm also wearing. He doubled down on no :(

Another week, another money.

Someone want to explain to me why freshly chopped tree looks succulent?

Sorry about my macho faggot energy when I'm trying to come off as feminine, I know it's confusing.

I might actually need to put a hit out to find an artist that can do biomechanical robotics.

I'm a hand reaching up from viscous, inky depths, leaving you unsure if you're pulling something out or giving in.

I finished her... With a bit of help from others!

I love my girl ♥ Happy to say my age old kitsune is finally getting a ref page by this artist too. HubbsDoods

Is the price of NSFW commissions skyrocketing in the UK? Is art like silver yet?

Me putting on my worst feeling socks because they match the outfit, even though no one's going to see them.

I'm helplessly attracted to cheetah. (It's just one, but they've left the door open for others.)

Sometimes being a robot is the euphoria of a stab wound meaning nothing to you, other times it's the uncertain collapse of being unwound while conscious; Unsure if you'll be put back together again. What fun!

Cats cleaning themselves against you is healing.

Remember to blow softly into your dog's ear. They love this. It won't bother them one bit.

Celebrate your freedom this 4th of July by blowing a trans-woman (or trans-man)! (Illegal in 14-41 countries, depending on lax interpretation by the law.)

Unsolicited pussy picture

Armored Core starring Keanu Reeves This'll find who it needs to.

Artistry is wild because I'll go: Fuck yeah, I remembered the tail and the spots this time. Then hold my head 20 minutes later like I left home without my keys saying "Oh dammit, I forgot the balls."

I should be allowed to just give my body to someone else.

Falling into the void. It's a pretty long way down. Place is kinda echoey. No, no, don't worry about me. I'd ask for help, but it's kinda cringe. And maybe I was meant for the void, y'know? I've spent so much time falling that it's like home.

@ing me is like sticking your face in front of a dark hole that you know I'm in and expecting not to get swiped.

If I say "I wish they made more two-player card games." and you pull out Magic the Gathering with a 'Have I got just the thing for you!' I'm shanking you and taking your money, no matter how close of friends we are.

We rise, we write, we sink tonight ever into the pit of despair. So live, so love, keep aimed above, since you need a breath of air.

Carry around a little glitter so you can flick it around to emphasize what you say. Leave an impact that sticks around forever. Especially when you get it in their hair.

Patiently waiting to jump on you for when it would be your most inconvenient. You'd let me know if you think I'm missing it, right?

This new 5e spell is wild.

All you need is a sloppy pawjob to get through the day. All you need is a sloppy pawjob to get through the day. All you need is a sloppy pawjob to get through the day. All you need is a sloppy pawjob to get through the day. All you need is a sloppy pawjob to get through the day. All you need is a sl

The way I make you cum will have me saying Prostate Adjust

Going to sleep on the wrong side of the bed so I wake up evil.

Bestowing on you the greatest honor I can: Dying valiantly in a cutscene, survived by allies watching helplessly who will choke the news out to your loved ones upon their victorious return.

Found this guy huddled against my door at 3am, shuffled him off to the bushes. Still there in the afternoon, harassed by cats, so I scooped him and took him to someone better for it. Too young to be off the teat.

Can't help myself. It's nice to have a leash I can tug.

Putting my worst foot forward because it's the most concealed picture of me.

We should reintroduce guillotines. The world is burning, feel the heat.

The embarassment of mixing my microphone up with my Hitatchi. There is a legitimate reason these things are both floating around in my bed.

When your cat girlfriend is giving you head and her eyes go into the cat patented Dumbass Mode™

Only a real robot fucker will understand the difference between putting me in bondage and my servos working like I'm unbound or my limbs just struggling against the bonds.

Girl Dinner

Holding my E syringe like a cigarette while I strip.

I don't ask that you divide your attention, I just ask that you divide your butt cheeks.