I'm actually not naturally charismatic at all, it's all been toxoplasmosis.

I'd like to say that I look like this in a picture where the sky looks like that. (Keeping the whole picture out, because it's with a bunch of friends and I respect their privacy)

Walking onto a bullet train and getting so hard that I collapse and can be found crumpled at the opposite end of the train car.

Local man given head so sensually he becomes a lesbian.

I think, therefore I am turned on

"I'll need to ask my emotional support GILF" and other insane things said by my D&D party.

Post a picture you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed

I hate that everything needs a unique password, I hate technology let me use a trash fucking password for the site I'll only ever use once stop locking my account when you make me login once every 2 years and require a new complicated asf password I'll forget and need 3+ tries for, fuck youfuckyoufu

I feel so... ill at ease in a car/travelling that I've repeatedly gaslit myself into 20 hour drives because I just straight up can't fall asleep.

I'm the kind of girl to just lean over and nuzzle it a little.

I can't keep a conversation entirely through stickers of my OC and I call myself a furry smh

Copilot, kill this man.

Downing a shot of whiskey, then a hit of the cig A Tenzing piece would really do me wonders right about now.

This has got to be the single most satisfying way to get an elim as Silver. Fuck puppy mode, let me jump off people's faces more.

I have a highly controversial method for getting tits: Eat a bunch in the 3 days after injection, take prog selectively after I eat, drink alcohol with these meals. (Please don't follow this)

Silver voters are insane btw

let it be known

Why are all the snow leopard furries stirring up how to cum more with supplements.

s2g, if you start controlling me with an app then I'm turning it into a gamble/gatcha game to take off my pants. Pay up.

My favorite Deadlock quote: "I'm Yorkin it ova hea." - Viper, getting a kill in yellow lane

I'm not the type of mech handler to hire you to a job from a posting. I'm the type that relents and hires you for a job only to start cutting in and make decisions for you. You'd be better in combat with these drugs. Compression suits? How about prosthetics. You'd probably do well in a muzz

my proposal for a new IPA brand: "fell for it again award", and we cover the can in all kinds of tasty looking fruits done by talented artists but when they actually drink it it is, yet again, just more fucking hops

A femboy doesn't count, I'm still gay.

a "girl" is a type of weighted blanket that makes noises when you bite it

Wildest thing about AI is that it's a proposed solution to some supposed informational logistics issue where the biggest result is netting money, power, and recognition up the ladder to the spokesperson/CEO with his name on it.

Doing all the things that reduce the probability that I get dementia; eating high fat cheese, taking the shingles vaccine, 35 minutes of exercise, no more hotdogs, moving out of a city, polarizing my head with magnets, strangling my anxiety, smelling my partner's farts-

Dismantled

Putting an arch in my back because I'm slouching but don't want to fuck up my posture.

Winter, when I wake up at 6 and think the shops will be closing soon.

𓅨@_tenrats It's the little changes that make my skin feel right.

Plug and play #oc #doodle #nsfw #furryart

Take a moment to yourself to stare up at the sky for a little while.

Would you rather be cursed with immortality or forced to respawn?

You think you get the condom balloons around your thigh when *I'm* the one that came in them? Dream on, girl. Cum in your own condoms.

I think that my cat should let me lay on her sometimes, it's only fair.

Guillotine.

I started counting rice and felt my frame rate drop

I'm next up in the blunt rotation and no one told me.

Nice spending time with you tonight, friend. Next time you have to retrieve me from the akashic fields, I'll try and make it easier.

These women being so masochistic is making me want to punch them in the stomach.

Can't wait until horror movies go like this: Hanging my labcoat up at the end of the work day and heading through the clinical hallway towards the exit. The doors blow open in a flaming explosion and a young child walks out of the fire. "We win these." I say, cocking the shotgun in my hands.

Hey, as a heads up for NSFW peeps in the US, US President administration just made a shitton of BlueSky accounts. I would highhhhly recommend subbing to this blocklist so they don't show up on any algorithm feeds (and so they can't see your shit) bsky.app/profile/eva....

It's morning. I'm stepping on your tit to sniff your face and check if you're still asleep.

Me: I should put a patch on my water bag since there's space. The only patch with Velcro, ready for its time like the dark horse that it is:

Why does ratatouille look so good...

My roommate CHUCKLED when he looked up after I asked "¿Are YoU sURe?" in a wavering voice after offered him a second hat that I'm also wearing. He doubled down on no :(

Another week, another money.

Someone want to explain to me why freshly chopped tree looks succulent?

Sorry about my macho faggot energy when I'm trying to come off as feminine, I know it's confusing.

I might actually need to put a hit out to find an artist that can do biomechanical robotics.