here’s a video of a lil junco doing a lil dance to kick up buried food. :) i love him and so should u if u listen, u can also hear the laser gun noises they make

anyone like birds?

rso really does always have me like this

the other day at work a customer told me i looked like some crazy looking actress from some old show (not pretty) and i was joking with my coworkers about it and my assistant manager who is the most unserious dude ever called me into his office later to make sure i knew i didn’t look like her 😭

who approved shaggy singing it wasn’t me on the macy’s thanksgiving day parade i was cackling the whole time that was amazing

tink just got a bath and she’s so floofy she is potato

i can always tell how i am by how long it takes me to finish a round of spider solitaire if you’re curious, rn, 3 min 54 sec i’m rlly high

i walked in to my 12 y/o brothers room earlier and said “woah it smells like BO in here” and he replied “you smell like a bitch” he got me

i finally started only murders in the building and it’s actually so good 😭

some pics too 😋

otherworld as a rave venue is absolutely insane ft. hol!

trying to learn how to use my flow star outside at 9 am in between bong rips wish me luck

All my homies hate Christopher Columbus

idk if anyone is like me and doesn’t have vision insurance and has awful eyes but walmart vision center is decently priced for exams. i paid $130 for a contact exam, which included a basic glasses lens exam as well and got written scripts then i went online to zenni/1800 contacts and it’s doable ❤️

my assistant manager was talking to me about self care today and then he was like “as i’m getting older i’m learning things.” and he whispered the next part, “did u know that calluses come off ur feet? like there’s a lil stone that scrubs it off?” and i said “a pumice stone? why are u whispering?”

i brought cheese and crackers into work today for everyone and one of my managers walked in the kitchen and said “oh my god i love rat dinner!”

just started the new season of alice in borderland and DAMN

did yall know that any phone number with 555 as the middle set isn’t a working number? if you pay attention to shows and movies, the numbers are always 555. so if you ever don’t wanna use ur real number filling out a form or something, use that so some rando isn’t getting calls/texts ex:628-555-0172

one of my fav interactions at lost lands this year, we were sitting by mainstage on picnic tables during rezz and this dude walks up ripping a whole ass seahorse and shared his dabs with us 🥹

if yall haven’t seen the video of trump trying to say acetaminophen, pls do

wook flu and period at the same time is actually killing me pls help

a few more pics for yall

miss u already, lost lands 🦕💔

happy lost lands day 0 😋🦕

“unfortunately worth it” ❤️

One way to avoid people making fun of your death is to not make a career of gleefully proclaiming other people’s deaths are necessary for your enjoyment of life

i know i haven’t posted in 5ever but i just need to say that voyd, riot ten (at the crater), and lszee at the same time is absolutely fucking criminal but i’ll be there danny 🖤@svddendeath.bsky.social

i’ve been wearing crocheted bandanas a lot at work and one of my customers last week told me she was going to try to make one and i came in to work today and she had left it there for me 🥺🥺😭

no way did the one coworker i hate get arrested for possession and trafficking of crack and fentanyl LOL

dollywood was so beautiful

just played in a giant foam pit at dollywood and felt like a kid again for min

one of my coworkers that goes to secret dreams that’s held at legend valley like lost lands told me that excision won’t allow secret dreams attendees to use the tunnel into the grounds???? that’s not very plur, jeff 😭

sitting in my car on lunch debating between listening to my audio book or reading the physical book i have with me (yes they’re different series) decisions, decisions…

fit went hard at sullivan king last night

my little baby

peace love and wubs

yo did anyone else used to play habbo hotel

uh, do u mind?

headache? weed. tummy hurts? weed. soul-crushing feeling of impending doom? weed.

new riot ten is all 🔥🔥🔥🔥

nothing will keep me from the voyd set at lost lands (i already know im going to cry over the inevitable devastating set conflict)

this and an edible was a great start the the day

actually crying bc lost lands is officially paid off 😭 september cannot come fast enough

happy pride be gay, overthrow the government or whatever

lost lands lineup dropped in the middle of my shift and u bet ur ass i stopped dead in my tracks when i got the notif and let everyone walk around me while i looked with that being said LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO 🦕🦖

watching the walking dead for the first time and just got my heart broken and i’m only on season 2 😭

tink is absolutely loving the new hammock

i could drink dairy queen gravy