cocaine jesus
@cocainejesus.bsky.expert
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26 he/they transgender queer who’s obsessed w his partner gamer and housewife
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they’re so lovely 🙂↕️
6 months ago
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i’ve been slowly getting into hockey lately
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free taco bell at work
3 days ago
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just saw fnaf2 and getting cheeseburgers
6 days ago
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it’s a my toes won’t warm up kinda day i guess
10 days ago
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Patrick in a pear tree
10 days ago
Just went to cancel my manscaped subscription when it asked me to select a reason why...
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i started t 4 years ago today apparently
10 days ago
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seeing family pictures from thanksgiving weekend and i’m not in them am i never liked taking them once growing up
11 days ago
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not realizing how important i am to the family gathering vibes until not being in them
11 days ago
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forced myself out of bed today for work despite missing home so bad i’m getting physically ill but little wins
11 days ago
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it’s cold asf
13 days ago
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“if u could feel it id flick u in the nipples”
13 days ago
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it’s cold
14 days ago
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[arca xmas remix] 🎄
14 days ago
i bet this feels good af if you’re a calendar
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i’ve listened to the same christmas song every 5-10 minutes for almost two hours now bc it’s the only music my client will ask for
16 days ago
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ohhhhh FUCK new fave
16 days ago
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spilled half of my energy drink
18 days ago
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it’s stay in bed with warm blankets cold rn and ur telling me i have to go to WORK
18 days ago
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if u see this, quote with ur top legend of zelda games🤔
add a skeleton here at some point
18 days ago
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king shit on that guy tbh
add a skeleton here at some point
18 days ago
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just made a sex appointment
18 days ago
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restarted warframe
18 days ago
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tired but have a half day so holding out until i can get home and play video games
19 days ago
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open.spotify.com/track/7kMUrg...
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REWIND
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19 days ago
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sage
19 days ago
“be nice to me” “why?” “because i want you to” “yeah thats a pretty good reason”
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this is a very monday-ey monday at work smh
20 days ago
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sun ᢉ𐭩
20 days ago
airports are for people watching
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i need to cop grand turismo 7 it’s calling my name again and i’ve put it off long enough
21 days ago
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cheese fries for my first meal today AND i got to sleep in
22 days ago
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coming home to a made bed makes me giggly or sum
22 days ago
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yall don’t know anxious embarrassment until another grown up at ur job asks if u need help getting a plate of food
23 days ago
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fog cleared enough to see the sunrise better
24 days ago
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honk ur horn longer i dont think u got everyone’s attention bud
24 days ago
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rainy morning and i’m so tired
25 days ago
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most recent vet awesome comic book store find
25 days ago
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25 days ago
Breaking: An Epstein survivor just silenced press conference attendees when she delivered the following remarks: “Today we stand in a moment that will decide whether our government belongs to the American people, or to those who prey on them.”
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finished with work and now omw to see my lover on their lunch
25 days ago
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woke up w my phone on 20% but don’t forget my charger to take into work so it’s looking upward still this tuesday morning
26 days ago
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gmorning gang
26 days ago
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New Faces in the Dark
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26 days ago
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sage
27 days ago
why would i spend my monday off doing a hobby i love when i could spend it watching my dog hit his head on the table wondering how it got there instead of moving somewhere else to grab his toy
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my cough made my lower back do a lil baby sized pop
27 days ago
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the pen is hitting me
27 days ago
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hear a noise? move behind dad
27 days ago
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elbow in the throat smh
28 days ago
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leaf
29 days ago
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Simple Man - Acoustic
https://open.spotify.com/track/4VuKGQiCzE5BdSdvp6Hjoh?si=kZYQUBsIQ-OhW9skYQZQrA
30 days ago
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happy friday here’s a foggy sunrise morning
30 days ago
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another sunrise
about 1 month ago
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it’s world kindness day so be fucking nice to someone or else
about 1 month ago
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it’s pre-friday goodmorning
about 1 month ago
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