cocaine jesus
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27 he/they transgender queer who’s obsessed w his partner gamer and housewife
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they’re so lovely 🙂↕️
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i’ve been labelled
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we got a betta his name is Poseidon 🥹
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2 days ago
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when sages tamagotchi hatched they ran across the apartment and dropped their phone (and they love their phone)
2 days ago
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a tamagotchi isn’t being a virtual pet owner, it’s being a rehabilitation center practically
2 days ago
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we paint
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Lady A
7 days ago
As a Mom who was in hiding for a good long while, this kind of shit was my biggest fear. All it takes is you or your child in the background of some video or photo for your abuser to find you. These things should not exist!!!
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had a valentine’s day party at work today and some of the clients (that i don’t work with) made me valentines cards
8 days ago
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finally got drafts we’re so fucking up
8 days ago
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my sister adopted a three legged cat yesterday and told me it came with a surprise bonus (her dad hasn’t talked to her since *positive*)
8 days ago
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making queso
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11 days ago
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gummy time
11 days ago
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nice day to chill on the balcony
12 days ago
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🅺🅲
12 days ago
cant believe the nfl is showing up to bad bunny’s concert today
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got 2lbs of taco meat in the fridge and now some homemade queso too
12 days ago
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⍟⍨𝓴𝔂⍨⍟
13 days ago
here’s a video of a lil junco doing a lil dance to kick up buried food. :) i love him and so should u if u listen, u can also hear the laser gun noises they make
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this game has been so fun 🥹
15 days ago
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anyway me coded characters all chosen by sage
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15 days ago
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gimme new skins for echo then
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15 days ago
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RAMMMM
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Xenobrina
15 days ago
Really funny but yeah I'm glad they're going. Fighting on the same points five times in a row was not very fun. Nor were the random stomps that ended in like three minutes.
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my little woodchipper
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16 days ago
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should i do a comic book thread for all my new ones later bc i might (i will probably do this)
16 days ago
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left my coffee at home kind of morning smh
16 days ago
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turned 27 today and i got free krispy kreme and kisses out of it
17 days ago
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nightylamp
19 days ago
i went piggly into that good wiggly and they fucked my whole shit up
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gay pizza
22 days ago
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i’m only on season 3 of my hero academia but it’s definitely one of my faves now
27 days ago
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breakfast
27 days ago
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overwatch kinda morning
28 days ago
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it’s a hot chocolate kind of morning
28 days ago
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good shit
30 days ago
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pie
about 1 month ago
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woke up early enough to watch an episode of my hero academia
about 1 month ago
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burrata bites, stroganoff, and chicken fries for dinner 🤤
about 1 month ago
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doin housewife shit
about 1 month ago
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minor inconvenience of the day: lost one of the nose pieces to my glasses and now i have to slide em back up every other minute or so
about 1 month ago
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got desks but no chairs
about 1 month ago
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sage
about 1 month ago
getting five guys w my gay bf🤤
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about 2 months ago
anyone like birds?
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*watching demon slayer for the first time* sage: well what does he have to do?? decapitate the train??
about 2 months ago
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merry christmas from my little family to u all! 🎄 morning of cuddles and play with the pup, dave and busters, ihop and then back home to cuddle/play more with our boy with some demon slayer on
about 2 months ago
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it’s called christmas eve bc adam was always wrong from the get go
about 2 months ago
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my mom fting me for sweater opinions: “this is so taylor swift”
2 months ago
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open.spotify.com/track/2KmSnP...
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Big Balls
https://open.spotify.com/track/2KmSnPWWCIsEomVsKnbE1a?si=cQMWRwC8SGuRdgvJVhMpjA
2 months ago
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getting sent home with a second bag of meatballs
2 months ago
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found my balls
2 months ago
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gmorning
2 months ago
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sage
2 months ago
my favorite part of my job is showing people something right in front of them when they ask me where it is
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mama came in clutch w christmas this year 😍
2 months ago
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i’ve been slowly getting into hockey lately
2 months ago
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