when sages tamagotchi hatched they ran across the apartment and dropped their phone (and they love their phone)

we got a betta his name is Poseidon 🥹

we paint

i swear if the same kid interrupts me counting shipment to ask about condoms AGAIN

nick took me to barnes and noble today and got me a book :) then we went to ulta and he got me a new highlighter :)

5 years since my dad died is really hard to wrap my head around lol

sage coded characters handpicked by cocaine jesus

ive had men telling me different tricks to deal all day to deal with a chronic illness i have been living with for nearly 18 years 😭

“get a job” they say and it’s so your coworkers can throw away your shit without asking bc u forgot to label it even though it was put away and you were the only one who touched it

happiest 27th to my lover boy 🖤 beyond happy to have met you @thecocainejesus.bsky.social

today has not been fun but we prevail 🤠

gay pizza

my sister just gave my information that has me wanting to catch the first fucking plane out to tennessee

i used to love my job and now i dread going in at all 🤠

at work, my pen is on its last legs and i forgot my backup at home 😔

it’s been a year since i pissed off ronnie radke enough that he tweeted about me for hours and even made a video about me LOL

nick says once my hair is finished im gonna look like rengoku

getting five guys w my gay bf🤤

big chop big chop

tomorrow we start the next chapter of our lives together (moving into our own place) im so excited

nick is obsessed with korean corndogs rn

nick just told me to go to hell what the fuck man

my favorite part of my job is showing people something right in front of them when they ask me where it is

need to go get my bf’s presents out of my car while he’s not home so i can wrap them but im cramping so bad just breathing is making me nauseous

today’s black friday shift is sponsored by weed

happy thursday tell your indigenous friends you love them

it’s stay in bed with warm blankets cold rn and ur telling me i have to go to WORK

“i can hit it whenever WE want… because consent, is everything”

forgot the lunch my sweet sweet bf made me im gonna cry real tears

“be nice to me” “why?” “because i want you to” “yeah thats a pretty good reason”

every day my body betrays me

my little sister finally blocked her fake ass friend the world is healing

today at work so far i have forgotten my glasses and it’s triggered a migraine, i’ve broken a shot glass, and i have dropped my crackers 😍 happy hump day

boyfriend is a vacuum for my chips

little sister’s home ec teacher used us as anti-bullying examples because my sisters are socially excepting as “women” but im emo and we still get along and our close LMFAOOO

why would i spend my monday off doing a hobby i love when i could spend it watching my dog hit his head on the table wondering how it got there instead of moving somewhere else to grab his toy

i hate being management because why do i have to suck it up and work my 8 hour shift when i feel like shit but my staff can call out all week long and i just have to deal with

put customers have absolutely zero spatial awareness. you’re moving a jewelry case, one of the sides is WIDE OPEN, and you feel resistance while turning it… so you just tuen harder instead of assuming an employee has the case open?????? this happens literally multiple times a day like oh my god

drove a uhaul for the first time today 😎

it’s holiday season which means my body has to get used to going from averaging 30 hrs/wk to multiple weeks of overtime

if i am knees deep into a task why are you not asking literally any else for help

i have the best bf btw he just saved me

on duty lunch today. associates deciding to not check the schedule for their shifts. new associates from our store that closed. i am so glad i am off tomorrow

waiting on the edge of my seat for the manager we git absorbed from a store that closed to start here so i can train him to be my secondary on jewelry so finally it’s not just me doing it alone after nearly two months 🫠

christmas music playing at my store already

i woke up late this morning so i didnt have time to stop for a drink and now i have to wait til 12 😔

“i would want your boogers in theory”

clenching my asshole waiting for nick to get out of the bathroom

“you should repost it and say ‘with a shotgun’”

this dude at work was going back n forth with me about lubes and shit (he was telling me he was using vasoline and coconut oil) and then he literally tried telling me how to do my job. we can go around about what you put inside you but girl do not tell me how to do my job LMFAO