I FINALLY ESCAPED THE KILLER

played dbd for the first time that shit is so fun lmao

it’s noon which usually means i just got to work but i opened today so it means my day is nearly over

nicholas: *like acting the food network and … ppv porn????* me: can you please unpause the mandalorian nicholas: is the food network not good enough for you???

me to sage anytime a public setting gets too overstimulating

dont forget this masterpiece

i got to meet my nephew and see my niece and i am so emotional now that we are going home

“NEVER forget about your burger”

made cheeseburgers!! ☺️ no buns 😔

days like today are when i reallyyyyyyy need to see my paycheck to bring back the will to quit LMAO

shinobu pfp bc how dare they

i wish everyone could witness the CACKLE i just conjured out of nicholas

Mohammed and his daughters are in urgent need of food in Gaza: ❤️ chuffed.org/project/1294...

new lego set for my gaming desk

nick won me a fox on the first try 🥰

oh fuck yeah i made that

showing sage the movie taxi rn

gm im tired but i got 3 of deez for 7 bucks so we up

i have a cool haircut

nicholas: oh nooooo im soooo scared of sage what if i try making them mad so they look at me all mean and scary ahhhhhhh so scaryyyyy

the is currently the only app not trying to spoil the new episodes of the pitt and 911 for me 😭

currently trying to explain to my mom what an internet iceberg is LMAO

hi bluesky, nephew #1 showed up today 🥹 he’s the cutest little thing and im so excited to meet him

when my little sister had her first baby i moved my life around to help her, i was with my niece nearly daily for the first 9 months of her life. now she’s about to have baby no.2 and im 1000 miles away and my heart is breaking into pieces lol

i’ve been labelled

sorry if you hear barking. that’s totally mario. definitely not me.

it’s cold

slowly getting back into crocheting more complicated projects. i crocheted for about two hours tonight before i realized that at the beginning i must have been off by a few stitches bc by the end it should’ve been a full ball and it read more like a small hat 😭

when sages tamagotchi hatched they ran across the apartment and dropped their phone (and they love their phone)

we paint

i swear if the same kid interrupts me counting shipment to ask about condoms AGAIN

nick took me to barnes and noble today and got me a book :) then we went to ulta and he got me a new highlighter :)

5 years since my dad died is really hard to wrap my head around lol

sage coded characters handpicked by cocaine jesus

ive had men telling me different tricks to deal all day to deal with a chronic illness i have been living with for nearly 18 years 😭

“get a job” they say and it’s so your coworkers can throw away your shit without asking bc u forgot to label it even though it was put away and you were the only one who touched it

happiest 27th to my lover boy 🖤 beyond happy to have met you @thecocainejesus.bsky.social

today has not been fun but we prevail 🤠

gay pizza

my sister just gave my information that has me wanting to catch the first fucking plane out to tennessee

i used to love my job and now i dread going in at all 🤠

at work, my pen is on its last legs and i forgot my backup at home 😔

it’s been a year since i pissed off ronnie radke enough that he tweeted about me for hours and even made a video about me LOL

nick says once my hair is finished im gonna look like rengoku

getting five guys w my gay bf🤤

big chop big chop

tomorrow we start the next chapter of our lives together (moving into our own place) im so excited

nick is obsessed with korean corndogs rn