Good grief. This reminds me of 2017 twitter.

Please direct me to the goat meat stands. I’ll take the Acela up tomorrow!

I tweet for the people who have already showered and put their PJs on. It is 6:15 PM ET

What am I missing? lol

When you call my name… When you love me gently…

I WANT MY TAX MONEY PAYING FOR KIDS TO EAT LOBSTER AND STEAK AND COOKIES, NOT PAYING TO BOMB PALESTINIAN AND SUDANESE KIDS AND INVADING VENEZUELA.

Like the rain to the dirt. From the vine to the wine.

I just wanna say I want you in my life until the day I die, baby…

Who been out there lying? What I miss?

Is it just that you’re the finest lil thing that I ever saw? Or is my imagination running too far?

Yeah, this tends to happen to me. lol

Dawg…….

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Anyway, how y’all doing?

Meanwhile Instagram keeps sending me ads for merch for my ex’s Alma mater. 1. I haven’t searched for it 2. I haven’t been to that state in forever. 3. I haven’t bought any of that merch in years. But every time I open IG, it’s like “Go [redacted]s!!!!”

Your phone ever make a ✨MEMORIES✨video and then you see [media] included that should have been [hidden]?? Yeah, me neither. My friend said it happened to her tho. Y’all be good.

Post the ✨MEMORIES✨ video your iPhone made of you and your ex that showed on your phone when you least expected it. 😊

This happened to me. My Facebook account got hacked in 2017. Facebook was zero help in getting it back. They ultimately deleted it. I lost virtually every picture I took from 2005-2012. Heartbreaking to say the absolute least.

Or it didn't happen

Twitpic….

When my nigga said they was on they way to the 3/5ths mafia concert I lost it

And #TwitterMath was born.

The night old Twitter found out 21 was British >>>>

Old Twitter was a CIRCUS. 😂😂😂

I have a vague memory about aliens and black women.

I had a friend at this party. She showed more pictures. 😩😩😩

What has y’all reminiscing tonight? lol

@such-a-frknlady.blacksky.app yikes…. **sent without context**

Fellas… Go do a professional photoshoot for no reason. Get some head shots in a suit. Get some casual pics at a park. And do it for yourself. You’ll feel great having nice pictures of yourself and it’s a fun process.

Good morning y’all. What’s for breakfast?

Reminds me of kids that used to fight at the bus stop before school or in the bus parking lot upon arrival. It was definitely 7 AM.

What y’all doing? I miss anything good?

Same.

Cuomo could never.

I’ll be the minister of music. #Amen

Is a skycrush what I think it is? Or have I missed yet another neologism?

Some bustelo would hit the spot right now.

Cookie wars??? What I miss?

Them pics ain’t lying. *presented without context*

‘Debate’ is another one of those very commonly used words everybody thinks they have the same definition for, and clearly, they do not.

Trying to go to the air show at Andrews Air Force base with my father & we've been stuck in line for 2 hours because all the NG personnel who'd normally be working the crowd are picking up garbage.

Joint Base Andrews Air Show stops accepting visitors due to processing issue

I was gonna go to this, but I realized I didn’t have it in me to pack up for a day outside and drive past exit 9 to exit 16 to park at Northwest Stadium to catch a shuttle back to exit 9. I mean, I get it. I just didn’t have it in me.

The “we got food at home” been too strong in me lately. 😩 Had every intention of grabbing breakfast at a farmers market this morning. 😃 I am in my kitchen dicing an onion. 😭

Bus driver, seasonal ferry operator, and juke joint pianist.

There was a 🐈🧸 meetup last night? How did it go? You know what, nevermind. I’m neither of those groups. Let me mind my business. God bless. ✌🏾

I love being a musician.

*Starter homes* at $500,000 in PG and Charles Co like that isn’t HALF A MILLION DOLLARS!!! Who is buying these houses??? lol