*scrolls for understanding*

I went to look at my IG likes… …then sorted from oldest to newest. Seeing stuff from back when we were deep frying our photos. Photos from people you actually knew. Instagram was a completely different experience 2012-2016. I miss it.

@seauxcocoa.bsky.social should I buy some new shoes today???

Open the app early this morning - the ick tales Opened it just now - heels -chains Y’all are a eclectic, multifaceted bunch. I love it here.

Wow. I can’t remember any of those stories. That’s crazy.

Now I’m thinking back on my before times. I was meeting shorties from Blackplanet 2001-2007. I may or may not be back with stories.

Y’all been hilarious every day this week. 😂😂😂😂

Oh boy. I see I’ve missed a lot already this morning. This is gonna be one of them weeks, ain’t it?

Y’all be safe out there.

Y’all: pfp Me: propofol??

I have been scared before. **joins support group**

What I miss?

😢😢😢

Happy Negro Solstice family!!!

“Sweeney Todd” got me CRYINGGG

Speaking of Waffle House employees… The wider society should take notes on their unity and coalition building. In this essay I will….

If people ain’t learned to mind their P’s and Q’s in Waffle House yet, I don’t know what to tell you. God bless.

Good grief. This reminds me of 2017 twitter.

Please direct me to the goat meat stands. I’ll take the Acela up tomorrow!

I tweet for the people who have already showered and put their PJs on. It is 6:15 PM ET

What am I missing? lol

When you call my name… When you love me gently…

I WANT MY TAX MONEY PAYING FOR KIDS TO EAT LOBSTER AND STEAK AND COOKIES, NOT PAYING TO BOMB PALESTINIAN AND SUDANESE KIDS AND INVADING VENEZUELA.

Like the rain to the dirt. From the vine to the wine.

I just wanna say I want you in my life until the day I die, baby…

Who been out there lying? What I miss?

Is it just that you’re the finest lil thing that I ever saw? Or is my imagination running too far?

Yeah, this tends to happen to me. lol

Dawg…….

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Anyway, how y’all doing?

Meanwhile Instagram keeps sending me ads for merch for my ex’s Alma mater. 1. I haven’t searched for it 2. I haven’t been to that state in forever. 3. I haven’t bought any of that merch in years. But every time I open IG, it’s like “Go [redacted]s!!!!”

Your phone ever make a ✨MEMORIES✨video and then you see [media] included that should have been [hidden]?? Yeah, me neither. My friend said it happened to her tho. Y’all be good.

Post the ✨MEMORIES✨ video your iPhone made of you and your ex that showed on your phone when you least expected it. 😊

This happened to me. My Facebook account got hacked in 2017. Facebook was zero help in getting it back. They ultimately deleted it. I lost virtually every picture I took from 2005-2012. Heartbreaking to say the absolute least.

Or it didn't happen

Twitpic….

When my nigga said they was on they way to the 3/5ths mafia concert I lost it

And #TwitterMath was born.

The night old Twitter found out 21 was British >>>>

Old Twitter was a CIRCUS. 😂😂😂

I have a vague memory about aliens and black women.

I had a friend at this party. She showed more pictures. 😩😩😩

What has y’all reminiscing tonight? lol

@such-a-frknlady.blacksky.app yikes…. **sent without context**

Fellas… Go do a professional photoshoot for no reason. Get some head shots in a suit. Get some casual pics at a park. And do it for yourself. You’ll feel great having nice pictures of yourself and it’s a fun process.

Good morning y’all. What’s for breakfast?

Reminds me of kids that used to fight at the bus stop before school or in the bus parking lot upon arrival. It was definitely 7 AM.

What y’all doing? I miss anything good?