i miss steam delivery girl :(

sonic and the secret rings is so peak so long as all you do is put the disc in your wii and lose all hearing from the incredibly loud banner theme that's somehow louder than brawl's, and then don't start the game because you're lying on the floor bleeding out of your ears

it's not just a penis, it's a cock! a co-o-o-o-ock!

low poly? you mean monogamy?

🎶(to the tune of bowie's starman) there's a piss man pissing in our eyes he knows that we can't see him cause we've got piss in our eyes 🎶

i'm way too funny to be getting 4 likes at most on shit

if i was geoff keighley i would have let miss piggy have her way with me live on the stage like she wanted to... geoff keighley is a fucking coward

gayrillaz- long dong lord, touch my balls fucking some english boys cumming in your tight asshole electric cock rings are fun you swallow me when i jizz on your tongue body pinned to your bedroom door the neon lights make me cum

gayrillaz - clint eastwood i'm horny i'm feeling gay i'll suck your cock today

gayrillaz - feel gay inc. windmill windmill cock and thighs please do not cum in my eyes

gayrillaz - jizz and cum jizz and cum jizz and cum taking backshots that dick is long you're sucking off a skeleton jizz and cum jizz and cum

soap operas are american one piece

Gacon to stay warm in the winter... #SkerryNovember2025 #Skerry #HiroverArt #Blender #Lowpoly

having a parent that streams for a living really sucks because i feel like there's so much i can't say on here :/

"my cock is throbbing imperials, can you say the same?"

me when i play evil boktai

me when i'm trying to finish streetpass mii plaza games

inside you there are 2 lesbians

it's crazy how something as simple as jared leto being the main character can ruin any excitement i would have had for a new tron movie AND nin album...

can you smeeeeeeeeeeell what the rock is shitting

y2k aesthetic youtubers' try not to use "bomberman hero ost - redial" challenge - impossible

i've really been enjoying taking pics of my cat with the gb camera

just got back from the grocery store... why the fuck is a can of progresso soup $5??? (don't actually tell me why, i know, but christ...)

who up reticulating their splines rn?

*government at door* uh, no, that's not a trans flag, that's a flag to represent Nintendo's Touch Generations ost, the finest ost ever made! (oh god, i hope they bought my sincerity...)

Why the fuck did he do that

chubbchubbs son or buck bunny daughter?

I FOUND IT on my backup drive

40 yo green tri force shirt and tan cargo shorts son or 40 yo victoria's secret pink sweatpants and hoodie daughter

I hate to post this today, with all the news, but the genocide goes before all. Microsoft confirms it is supporting the genocide with AI tech. Israel never does anything but hurt Palestinians in Gaza, so "it's not used to harm Palestinians" is bullshit. www.rockpapershotgun.com/microsoft-co...

took a load in my mouth from frank oz, call that sesame seed

Power Stone son or Rival Schools daughter?

Baldur's Gate son or Clair Obscur daughter?

dat boi son or pepe daughter?

origin son or uplay daughter?

oh dear god gba howie mandel exists and he's HORRIFYING

solitaire is actually the original rogue like i sugest we stop giving credit for the genre to rogue and start calling games solitaire-likes/lites

chicken jockey son or flint and steel daughter?

Deltarune

randomly thought this up like a decade after relevancy... hadn't seen anyone do this before tho with this spongebob clip

lebanon

beslian

lisbean

lebseni

pope leo? yeah i love that little guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who knew a fish could express "What the fuck was that?" with such ease.