my fyp certainly knows im now single. it’s all ghost face daddies and quinn creators. i am not complaining.

most ‘fun’ part of a break up is having to delete 2000 pics from the camera roll

hi i exist sorry the last 10 days have been WILD

can someone pls tell me if phan is actually real or is this come weird covid/flu related fever dream im having thanks

12 year old alice is losing her shit right now

imagine having covid in the year of our lord 2025 actually a piss take

hello im back just to say that i hope ian watkins rots in hell like he fucking deserves✨✨

magic done. hair refreshed💗

magic is being worked✨💇🏼‍♀️

happy spooky month

hate it when you have a dream so bad you can’t go back to sleep😤

one of my tiktoks has gone semi viral, if you’re bored just go scroll through my very very sad/gross/simp ridden comments section💀🤮 vm.tiktok.com/ZNdGkppDp/

oh fuck yeah open.spotify.com/track/0EJ9cd...

someone has sneezed on me and they will pay…

get you a man that makes you laugh so hard you end up wheezing on the floor🫣

today’s mood

hi besties i miss you talk to me x ngl.link/waffleprince...

snug as a bug in a rug🥹💖

ive been working so hard at work lately and its finally being recognised as im ‘star of the month’ for the whole company🥹💓

autumn = lots of baths with candles and chill music🍂

uk friends - which bands have announced tours recently? im v v out of the loop

someone please tell me how to find motivation to get in shape? im the heaviest ive ever been and feel so unhappy in my own skin but just cannot find the motivation to change my habits. im terrified of the gym and exercising in public. i work too late in the day to join a club or play a sport. help.

thaaaaankksssss🫶🏻

biscoff banana and squirty creammmm💓 ngl.link/waffleprince...

bored and feeling ill so… ngl.link/waffleprince...

lazy sunday

that will do nicely

INJECT POKOPIA INTO MY VEINS

it’s over the garden wall season

fully feel like im in my ugly mole rat era

good evening

My apologies

well the internet safety act is a bunch of shit. can’t POSSIBLY be gooning but a close up video of a racist cunt being shot in the jugular is totally okay to be on my timeline this morning!!!

have a great day besties x

a very happy birthday to my sweet jas @vores.kills.men i hope you have the bestest day ever ily🥹💗 xx

happy sunday you sexy motherfuckers

ITS A VERY BIG DAY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ALICE TODAY🥹💗

me when there’s fajita jacket potato for dinner

I LOVE WOMEN SO MUCH‼️‼️ open.spotify.com/track/0PsFsv...

pms can fucking suck my fat one

qtp with an album{s} you’d rate a perfect 10/10 ~ 🖤🎶 this changes every 5 minutes

watching podcasts in bed with a cuppa and freshly baked cookies

Everytime I drink water my organs clap like a live studio audience

*coughs* I WOULD LIKE A RING I WOULD LIKE A RING I WOULD LIKE A DIAMOND RING ON MY WEDDING FINGER I WOULD LIKE A BIG AND SHINY DIAMOND THAT I COULD WAVE AROUND AND TALK AND TALK ABOUT IT

everyone that’s seen that oli sykes mirror selfie this evening… you good???

good morning bitches

prayer circle that everything ive ordered from vinted is in a good condition and fits

the fact that there’s gonna be a 1.7 update for stardew valley REALLY tickles my pickle

exactly one year on from the completion day on my house🥹

yes reggie i love an ear to the mouth