if a woman ever shaved my head for me i’d put a ring on that finger immediately. i’m an easy guy.

i’m able to watch nosferatu at home now. this WILL be a problem

happy nosferatu digital release day to all those that celebrate. i want to take a moment to thank god for cinema and robert eggers. they’ve done something thought to be impossible: make hot women want freaky bald men with mustaches. thank you robert eggers for your commitment to bald movement.

Last night’s full stream of #Fortnite is up on WAT Gaming! Zero Build mayhem with @watmoviesmatt.bsky.social, @thholyghstt.bsky.social, and @featuredfilms.bsky.social. We’re checking out the new Godzilla update and trying our best to play as the big guy! youtu.be/GjkBwLKSoOQ?... 🦖

think i’ll get astronomically stoned and do a Robert Eggers triple feature tonight