applying for jobs again

oh i forgot to attach a link check this out SOMETHING LIKE A PORTFOLIO — eugenekudashev.github.io/portfolio/

i will keep posting

NOT A BAD IDEA something like a bureau of MEANING DESIGN getting to clarity and GOOD BRANDS and things that MAKE SENSE ….? hire me not for content but a NARRATIVE — with some EMOTION and not the kind that screams chatgpt! HANDCRAFTED STORIES ONLY landing pages, pitch decks, ux copy, LETS GO PLEAS

Mess is lore

according to new research and trend reports, you should hire me immediately

software as a disservice

[me in a chinese noodles joint] “you’ll never WOK in this town again!”

“dating strategy” “situationship” “red flag” “double texting” “avoidant attachment” it was a nice run, western civilization i’m gonna run away and live in the woods

who are you people and why are you following me on a dead platform

i asked chatgpt and it said: if you are not hiring me, you are SERIOUSLY missing out!

i’m building a new design tool! gonna call it Sigma

increased linkedin posting is a recession indicator

i don't know how many "following up!"s i got left in me

the absolute hardest thing for me to do is to ask for help and here's me doing it, incredible looking for work: - storytelling for tech companies - with style and taste - respectful intelligent marketing - truth + clarity + jokes please help spread the word :) eugene.substack.com/p/hey-friend...

software that you own what if "subscription fatigue" aka "everything is SaaS" aka "you never own software but pay rent till the end of time" creates an new opportunity for "buy it for life" model, with paid major upgrades i suppose, the way it was just not so long ago?

introducing: ✨Anti Capitalism app🍃 (for just $10 per month) a space for everyone who’s against capitalism! - connect with like-minded anti capitalists - get tips & tricks on bringing capitalism down - exchange survival strategies buy $10/mo subscription to Anti Capitalism app NOW!

2 likes on bluesky is like going viral

this is where i post from

might as well go insane and (re)start a newsletter?

i used to have a place to post, and then i didn’t

“the empty loneliness of bluesky” yeah that’s exactly how it feels

tech startup ceo: “so we need a name for this new groundbreaking product that does deep research for you” copywriter: “how about DeepResearch” ceo: “PERFECTION!!!”

critical overthinking

if you or your friend is in serious need of a friendly review/critique of your landing page — words, story, positioning, etc — why don’t we talk!

i’m personally very much against self-aggrandizing clickbaity vague overpromising headlines, so… currently working on The Greatest Landing Page Ever Made

proletariats, seize the means of Posting!!!

the tech bro dream is an app with just one button, “generate a profitable business” — that automated all the work and so you don’t to actually do anything at all, no team, no nothing, you just sit alone doing nothing and watching numbers grow

the intersection of art and technology is an empty set

wouldn’t it be lovely to auto-sync muted words between bluesky and threads (me on my quest to avoid everything about trump & musk; it’s harder than you’d think!)

every app is a dating app, a hating app, and a clickbaiting app

what a timeline to be alive!!!

social media becomes more and more like guinea pigs — who have nothing to do with either guinea or pigs

has anyone found love on LinkedIn Dating?

i’m sure all we need to make things better in our lives is just One More App

reporters 🤝 CSS breaking news

the biggest problem in computer science for 2025 will be figuring out “is this real” and “can i trust you”

so there’s this strong “summarize everything” trend: a 15-minute summary of a book, a 5-bullet-point summary of a call, etc why not take it to its ultimate conclusion? ✨idea: summarize anything in just 1 word✨ Hamlet -> XIJALEMENDO The Unabomer Manifesto -> GLORP Das Kapital -> FLIBBERTIGIBBET

wednesday january 29 weather report - attention merchants - internet dead ends - what is real on the web? is anything? - online trust issues => irl trust issues - life after content - post-content internet - being real - art school for grownups (1/2)

i wish there was a spectacular separate feed: NO U.S. POLITICS i love hanging out here but damn

OnlyPuns: a platform for men to trade their puns for cash thoughts???

DeepSeek is a proof that communism works!!!

no jira tickets, no zoom meetings, just people living in the moment

she's good

anti-content marketing

funny how i used to think that a product/brand name is really important & was really obsessed with coming with cool original clever names... and then a product with a truly abominable name came along and got 1,000,000 users in five days, so i guess names don't matter much then? yes, "ChatGPT"

a better idea: a web browser where you can't open a single tab

finally, after a long break, i made some WEB ART will it make me rich and famous? no! but will it make a lot of people laugh and feel joy and hope? ALSO NO

a better idea: a web browser where you can't open a single tab

what if david lynch is alive and we’re all dead