Put it in my veins

Just landed in Cabo to the news. We’ve only gone and done it. We’re winning it all. I love it here

I love you Raya I love you Ben I love you Willo I love you Gabi I love you Dec I love you Myles I love you Eze I love you Bukayo I love you Leo I love you Gyök I love you Hincky I love you Noni I love you Ø I love you Nelli I love you Zubi I love you Mikel I love you Arsenal 🔴⚪

Booking a flight right before a CL semi-final kick off time that will land at half time of the game is actually an inexcusable act by my sister.

There are two wolves inside every Arsenal fan right now

Ooooooh… so that’s why Joe Hart was so emotional

Left back again, ole ole

We love Hector and Hector loves the Arsenal. What a boy. Once a gunner… you know the rest❤️🤍

A cool thing about being the only single friend in any of your friend groups is that any time you look at a man or a man looks at you all of your friends are like “go talk to him. Want me to give him your number? Should we go sit over there? Do you think he’s cute? You should go talk to him.” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Just wanna go ahead and say that Americ anFootball (LP4) came out yesterday and it’s very good

ESR forever❤️

I’ve always like Jimenez. I’m so glad to see him close to his best (but also miles off it today)

April is so over

Gyokeres and Saka masterpiece today.

Time for my somewhat weekly “one thing about Trossard” post Ahem One thing about Trossard is that guy is GONNA take a shot from anywhere

Blah blah blah, first name, place name, back story stuff

Omfg. Did the ref just give big Vik a foul??

The fact that nobody in that studio is questioning any of the fouls given in favor of Lyonnes or any of the dives and fouls that weren’t called is kind of why the women’s game isn’t taken as seriously as the men’s. Arsenal were poor, but the officiating was awful. We should call that out.

Remembering Stina running through on goal and the ref just going 'nah, don't think so'

Do women not get cooked for dives? There have been so many in this match that either weren’t given as a free kick to Arsenal or were and not given a booking for.

Okay, but Caldentey??

Renee. Girl. Make a change. Please do something. We just need A goal to get back in it.

Very cool how Lyon players can grab Arsenal players and not get penalized but if Arsenal look at one of them funny it’s a foul.

Need to score that. Not sure blackstenius was off there.

How does Heaps always escape a booking for dissent. She’s so petulant.

GET HER OFF MY SCREEN PLEASE

What is even happening? I’m so confused by the officiating of this match

I know it’s a penalty, and it is a penalty 100%, but I do not care that Christina Unkel agrees. I do not care about her opinion.

The comms on paramount+ are not bad, really. It just seems like they have no idea what’s going on with refereeing decisions. One calls something a foul and the other calls the same thing offside. It’s really weird to watch.

Paramount just said that Lyonnes haven’t lost a semifinal tie since 2008/09 and I’m confused??? Did they not lose to Arsenal in the semifinal last season?

And I’ve always said that

One time, a surgeon told me he’s worked with better trained goldfish than me so I bought this scrub cap for every time I scrub cases with him.

Arguing that this is not enough contact to be given as a pen is actually insane.

Ope, but there they are saying the Eze pen wasn’t one. Nevermind.

Jaime Carragher and Micah Richards both agreeing that the handball rule in Europe is a joke says a lot actually

Also, was that first penalty not also DOGSO?

That decision was so bad that I’m seeing rival fans agreeing with us btw

Might as well give Simeone the whistle at this point, fuck me

If Atletico had won that penalty, in this ground, there is no chance that decision gets overturned.

Clear and obvious? Fuck these commentators. And the “rules analyst”. Be so for real.

What’s the debate here?

If it was Arteta doing all that on the sidelines, he would have been sent off by now

First booking in the game and it’s for dissent btw

Genuinely worried for some of the boys here. Some of those slips don’t look good.

No booking for that?

I HATE THESE EUROPEAN HANDBALLS

Commentators are driving me crazy. I get that Cholo is his nickname, but I promise it’s okay to call him Diego.

Hate these paramount commentators so much

Time for my weekly “(first name) MF (last name)” post ahem. OLIVIA MF SMITH